Alfonso

Alfonso Clittaro is a homosexual fan of TonyTalk who began calling the show in early 2019. Ever since then he has remained a focal point for all things gay on the show.

Characteristics of Alfonso's calls include his gruff voice caused by his smoking habits, and for calling everyone, especially Tony, his "DAHLING". Another vocalization is OMNOMNOMNOM, which usually sets the chatroom off, to Tony's dismay. He also has a fondness for people's testicles ("how's your balls?") and for creating hashtags.

Although Alfonso claimed to have quit smoking, stress has him smoking like a chimney. When he broke up with Rico he would usually smoke a dozen packs a day, up to seventeen.

For a time Alfonso had a segment on the show titled "Lovefonso". This segment was similar to Thom's in which he gave love-making advice to homosexual men. It was canned after two segments; Tony couldn't handle the throat-farting revulsion.

Alfonso works as a DJ at the Alley Bar under the name DJ Horsecock. According to Thom, Alfonso would scratch the record with his giant penis. Tony shuddered at the imagery.

Relationships
Alfonso started off his TonyTalk career by thanking Tony for the rough gay sex that had. Tony would protest his innocence and almost banned Alfonso from the show. Alfonso would back off Tony once Rico came out of the closet, and a match made was in Heaven.

The relationship of Rico and Alfonso was a rocky one. Alfonso would cry about Rico being abusive and for putting his music career with BBF before him. Their on-off relationship finally ended around mid-late 2019.

It wasn't long before Alfonso found love again. At BBF's funeral in September 2019, Alfonso met Joseph Gibson at the fountain. After some talking they got to banging, and his heart was healed. Whenever Gibson would getting uppity in Tony's chat or on the air, Alfonso would tell Gibson to do the dishes or give him a dick-suck.

Despite settling down with Gibson, Alfonso's ravenous sexual appetite has seen him flock to other men. He flew to China to give Willy Wong sex for long time, only to discover that Willy is straight again. He also has had sex with multiple men in the bathrooms at the Alley Bar, especially if they are fans of him as DJ Horsecock. In early 2020 however, Doug had stolen Gibson from Alfonso. Alfonso wasn't too upset as Gibson is a bottom-bitch who is to be treated like how Tony Ferrar treats Ken Fishman.

Recently
Alfonso is currently enjoying being single as it means to he can get down and dirty with many dicks without being committed to just the one. He is still DJ Horsecock at the Alley Bay.

BBF launched the Fontaine Enterprises Championship Wrestling event in March 2020. Alfonso battled Tony Ferrar in a Used Condoms match: the first wrestler to slam their opponent onto a pile of HIV-infected used condoms is the winner. Alfonso boasted that he will lift Ferrar high in the air with his huge cock and slam him on the filthy cum-catchers, but he won't pin Ferrar as he doesn't want bodily contact with him. Alfonso did indeed win the match, presumably with aid from his horse cock.

In mid-April 2020 Alfonso launched a new segment on TonyTalk: Sleepfonso. To aid with Tony's stress, Alfonso played soothing music and gave meditative breathing and imagery, which was too homoerotic for Tony's liking.

When Tony began his record label, Alfonso was the first singer to be signed on. Tony didn't like the song but it was a gesture at Mike Buchanan. In an awkward call, Alfonso exclaimed he thought he was signing onto Mike Buchanan's record label. Tony's clientele dropped from one to zero in a single night.