Johnny Longfeather

Johnny Longfeather is an 'Indigent American' from Seymour, Indiana (home of John Cougar Mellencamp). He was a supporter of the show and friend of Tony until alcohol saw him change into the troll he is today.

Characteristics of a Johnny Longfeather call include declaring that the show sucks and that Tony is fat. A common insult others would have for Johnny are his giant teeth.



Johnny Earlyfeather
Johnny was one of Tony's first callers, and ergo one of Tony's first trolls. His method of trolling would be to read off lists, such as the WWE roster, which quickly sapped Tony's patience. Often times there would be background noises, such as cats, dogs, Canadian geese, and music. One time Johnny was at the dentist, pretending to getting his giant teeth operated on. When the sound effects finished playing Johnny commented on having to replay them, which enraged Tony.

Johnny Goodfeather
In the beginning, when TonyTalk was still fresh and new, Johnny forged a friendship with Tony. Johnny would be Tony's enforcer in the BlogTalkRadio chatroom. To prove he is the real Longfeather, he would private message Tony the password, sometimes up to 20 times a show.

There were signs of Johnny's descent. When Tony misheard Discord as 'Tits Core', Johnny phoned into the show pretending to be on TitsCore.com and giving testimony to what he was seeing. When Johnny would get snappy at Tony, Don figured it might be due to being off his meds.

Johnny Mormonfeather
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x540NiooS14&list=PLpuNrVRKPLThI8WuHdyp-M48OXBLELY2F&index=14&t=668s All was well until near Christmas of 2018. The red man's weakness for alcohol made him irritable.] Johnny had a revelation and became a Mormon. Dismayed at the restriction on alcohol consumption, he flipped out and did a heel-face-turn that shocked Tony. From then on he was a confirmed stunad and an enemy of Tony.

In early 2019 Johnny would have a segment on TonyTalk: the Mormon Minute (which usually went for around five minutes). Here he preached the values of Mormonism. This story arc was quickly canned when Tony shut him down.

Johnny Discordfeather
After BlogTalkRadio revamped the chatroom, Tony sought other venues for his fans. Discord was suggested to him. Johnny took the opportunity to launch the Salami Brigade chatroom. This upset Tony greatly as he wanted Johnny banned, despite Johnny being the owner and supreme commander.

Johnny Casinofeather
When BBF felt generous, he began work on Johnny's Indian casino and cheeseburger emporium (with facial surgery clinic) in Indiana. Tony was immensely jealous that his bitter enemy was having success handed to him undeservedly. Tony wishes that all the feathers fall out of Johnny's cap.

Upon BBF's death, however, Johnny's casino plans fell through.

Johnny Trollfeather
Nowadays Johnny occasionally calls in to mock Tony for why his show is ruined and he is fat. Whenever something topical is afloat, like Tony's shitty rental car or Tony taking too long of a break, Johnny mocks him. Tony has 'banned' Johnny but he still accepts his calls.

Johnny's teeth used to call into TonyTalk. Tony was bewildered to be receiving a call from a set of giant teeth. The imposter would poke fun at Johnny's teeth, such as using them as a billboard for his casino. Tony had a good chuckle at that.

Johnny Pornfeather
Lately an imposter of Johnny Longfeather has been calling in. His motive is to paint Johnny as a gay porn star with much talent. Tony, naïvely taking the bait, assumes that Johnny has gone nuts. The real Johnny insists that it is a fraud, but Tony has yet accept that.

In time these films went from being a joke to the real deal. Barry made his long-awaited return to complain of receiving boxes of these films. DCII and Jaybo were also bewildered to have received these DVDs, all of which star Johnny.