Minor callers

This is an unfinished list of minor calls who have called into TonyTalk:

Dominguez the Horse
Domínguez the Horse is a minor character who purports to be the horse that allegedly banged Pastor Ken to death.

Characteristics of a Dominguez call include his trademark Mexican accent, and horse-like braying noises. He also trots away from the phone to end the call, similar to Thom dancing away from the phone.

Tony was stunned to receive a call from a horse. He initially denied that reality but he came to grips with it as others, such as DCII and Beanie Loko, backed up Dominguez.

Dominguez occasionally calls, pining for Ken Fishman to return for more fun.

TonysToilet


TonysToilet was a notorious chatroom troll back when the BlogTalkRadio chat was still used. His MO was to complain about Tony's loose bowels and eating habits, all in brown font. Tony had begged Calvin, his first producer, to ban TonysToilet, but Calvin declined, citing that TonysToilet was an entertaining personality. It seemed that in every show Tony whined about TonysToilet.

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xS9uzRGlngg&list=PLpuNrVRKPLThI8WuHdyp-M48OXBLELY2F&index=17&t=787s In one show, Tony was so pissed off at TonysToilet that he demanded in call in. Once he connected, TonysToilet complained about Tony's fecal cruelty to him. Tony exploded with anger.

When the BlogTalkRadio chatroom updated in late April 2019, Tony migrated to Discord. TonysToilet stayed behind in the BTR chat, forever to condemn Tony for filling him with nastiness. As of late 2019 Tony started paying attention to his BTR chatroom, enabling TonysToilet's protests to be noticed by Tony. He also sometimes calls in to complain about Tony's diet and lack of respect for his porcelain pal.

TonysToilet has been a lot more common in 2020. He would typically call in to complain of Tony eating ragu and ravioli, two things Tony says no Italian would never eat. Apparently the toilet has WiFi and had a relationship with the bathtub.

When TonyTalk returned after moving, TonysToilet was irate that Tony was shitting in Sully's truck rather than in him. Interesting, the fact that Tony moving into a new place meant he was shitting in a new toilet was not brought up (unless Tony took it with him, which makes sense if it was industrial strength custom built for him).

Annabella
Annabella is a female caller from New Jersey who called a handful of times in mid-2018. Initially a supporter of Tony, she eventually snapped.

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-E5RJRnmJ_M&list=PLpuNrVRKPLThI8WuHdyp-M48OXBLELY2F&index=3&t=58s When Joshua Higgins co-hosted a show with Tony, he name-dropped the Alabama Hotpocket. Curiosity had Annabella asked to define it, and then swiftly wished she hadn't.]

In her last call she exploded at Tony, accusing him of hitting on her mother. Tony exclaimed his innocence, but she did not accept it. She stormed off, never to call in again. The loss of her dropped the rare female callers to just Madeleine Mitten and then later on Ashley.

Ashton Lopezawitz
Ashton Lopezawitz was a female troll who got a kick out of breaking Tony's balls. Tony hit on her but was deflated upon learning that she was gay. She then commented on urinating on Rico, suggesting a fetish of hers.

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljbBA7fkFug&list=PLpuNrVRKPLThI8WuHdyp-M48OXBLELY2F&index=18&t=162s She would later call in to apologize to Tony for upsetting him. She then ruined the moment by calling Rico a "fucking fag", which upset Tony.]

Ashton Lopezawitz has not called in since early 2019.

Randy Anderson
Randy Anderson was a minor troll who had a story arc in January 2019 involving his son and drugs. He also impersonated Spencer Rice and made off-colour jokes that angered Tony.

Randy called in to ask Tony for advice. While cleaning his 17 year old son's room, Randy found a bag of cocaine in a drawer. He wanted to know how to confront his son about it. During the call Randy loudly snorted some cocaine. Then he went crazy. A week later Randy's son called in. His father had abandoned him for two days. Tony urged the boy to call the local police and social services. Later on Randy called in to snort more drugs. The saga ended suddenly when they stopped calling in. Tony had mused whether Randy will get the help he needs, and if his son will pick up on any bad habits.

Randy had later returned in late 2019/early 2020, reminding Tony of why he hates him.

Ron Christiansen
Ron Christiansen is an OG troll who has been harassing Tony in the BlogTalkRadio chatroom in 2018. After BTR updated the chatroom and Tony fled to Discord, Ron seemed to have disappeared, much to Tony's delight.

After a long absence Ron returned in 2020 to call in with his usual MO: begging for sex and other aggressive homoerotic comments.

Hulk Hogan
Hulk Hogan, or rather the troll impersonating him, is a former wrestling champion a fan of the show. He would call around late 2018.

'Hogan' would praise Tony for being true to himself and being strong and defiant against his trolls and critics. Tony was flabbergasted and fangirling, fully believing that the real Hulk Hogan was calling in.

Hulk Hogan calls in again on the 1-13-18 show to warn Tony not to badmouth President Trump. Tony begrudgingly obeyed his idol.

In Hogan's third call he told the truth about Pastor Ken: Ken was in WWF and got fired for trying to bang British Bulldog's bulldog. Tony was conflicted whether to believe that or not. Despite idolizing Hulk Hogan, he shelved the 'truth' as perhaps misremembrance.

The Hulkster returned after a very long absence in March 2020 to pump Tony and the TonyTalk fans up for the Fontaine Championship Wrestling event. Unlike previous Hulk Hogan calls, Tony did not fall for it.

Hulk returned after an absence in the first episode of Tony SeXxX with good news: he was doing a remake of 90s show Thunder in Paradise with himself and Johnny Longfeather. Johnny pointed out that he has yet to sign anything yet.

Chris Jericho
Chris Jericho is a WWE champion and ex-idol of Tony. Once revered by Mr. Gaga, he now hates Jericho's guts.

The animosity began at a WWE event in Boston. Tony attended with his Fozzy album for a signature. Chris Jericho, as well as Batista, mocked Tony and walked away. From then on Tony has hated Chris Jericho.

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Es7WRKrPtI0&list=PLpuNrVRKPLThI8WuHdyp-M48OXBLELY2F&index=9&t=388s That wouldn't be the end of Jericho on TonyTalk. Much later on, someone would call in with Jericho sound clips. Tony believed it was the real Chris Jericho and told him to stay on his own podcast.]

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vRLW10oKxc&list=PLpuNrVRKPLThI8WuHdyp-M48OXBLELY2F&index=24&t=242s A more recent Jericho call was made. An audio clip of Chris Jericho was played, who lamented the theft of his AEW title belt. Tony was the prime suspect of stealing the belt, which he adamantly denied.]

Tony hates Chris Jericho (and Batista) with with a vengeance: he stated that if given the chance he would confront Jericho IRL and attack him, assuming that being a wrestler he wouldn't know how to fight for real. Time will tell if Tony gets his wish, and Y2J sends Tony to hospital with The Judas Effect.

Michael Jackson
Michael Jackson aka the King of Pop was once an idol of Tony. After the recent revelation of MJ's shenanigans, Tony's support for him faltered a bit.

One of the tales Jesco told on TonyTalk is that Tony would sing on stage dressed as Michael Jackson, in an ill-fitting suit, and strut like Michael.

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljbBA7fkFug&list=PLpuNrVRKPLThI8WuHdyp-M48OXBLELY2F&index=18&t=0s Michael called into the show in March 2019 to thank Tony for not giving up on him. MJ apologized for not molesting Tony as he was too old at the time. Tony was not amused.]

This Michael Jackson caller is not to be confused with Andy's impersonation of the King of Pop.

Filthy Phil Burnell


Filthy Phil Burnell is a male gay prostitute that boasts of his ability to pleasure his clients.

He finds Tony to be an aphrodisiac; TonyTalk would be the arousing background sound to boost his performance.

His signature sex act involves eating cereal out of the anus of his client (one of which is implied to be [[Joseph Gibson]). This had Tony sick to his stomach.] Since then Phil hasn't called in, though he is around in the Discord chat.

Filthy Phil returned in the first episode of Tony SeXxX. The COVID-19 pandemic had dried up his prostitution so he moved into adult film production. He offered Tony a starring role in a threesome with two Nubian princesses. Tony was tempted until it was revealed he would be pegged by them.

Moishe Higgins
Moishe Higgins is Joshua Higgins's uncle. His voice resembles Bernie Sanders, complete with use of Yiddish words. He assisted his nephew in writing his x-rated Bible.

Moishe only called in a handful of times before disappearing. With the real Dr. Joshua Higgins passed away, it is speculated that Moishe will not call in out of respect. Tony wants Moishe to call in to discuss things, so maybe Moishe might return.

Juan


Juan from Alabama is a minor caller and friend of Tony. He is obsessed with Nick Saban and football.

His catchphrase is "Roll Tide", the rallying cry for Alabama's sports teams. Juan would ask Tony to yell his catchphrase, resulting in a loud shrill "ROLL TIDE!" followed by coughing.

One time Tony was furious at Juan for accidentally kicking his dog. Juan was kicking the air in anger and didn't notice his dog until his foot made contact. This led to Tony hanging up on Juan immediately à la Beanie Loko. Tony soon forgave Juan as he was still a fan and supporter.

Despite their friendship, Juan has turned on Tony a few times. Around the time Tony was hanging up on Rico and Beanie Loko immediately, Juan accused Tony of being racist towards Hispanics. To save face Tony relaxed on banning Rico. Another time Juan rambled for minutes on end, leading to Tony getting noticeably frustrated. Juan ripped into him for being racist yet again.

Clarence
Clarence is a caller from Des Moines and cousin of Don Cornelius II. He is more thug than DCII and swears like a sailor.

Clarence is very defensive of his cousin Don. When Rico insulted Don, Clarence broke into Rico's place and jammed his guitar up his rectum. This stunt saw Clarence tossed into jail and Rico hospitalized.Tony and Don visited Clarence in prison, to which Clarence is thankful for. To make it up to him, Clarence tracked down Jesco to the Alley Bar (who was giving Thom a dick-suck) and pimp-slapped Jesco until he ran off. When Clarence commented on Jesco's micro-penis, Tony burst out laughing and thanked Clarence for giving his nemesis some deserved retribution.

One time Tony called Clarence 'Don', which sent Clarence into a rage. Tony had to do some major ass-kissing to win his friend back.

Clarence has not been calling into the show lately.

Willy from Des Moines
Willy is a caller from Des Moines and cousin of Don Cornelius II. His calls tend to be quick and full of praise of Tony and his show, which Tony admires.

As noted, Willy's calls are fast and to the point. Rarely do his calls go over a minute in length. Tony appreciates Willy's calls as they are a booster shot of praise (and ego-feeding) that doesn't take up much airtime.

Willy has been impersonated on the show. Tony deduced it was a fake by the runtime of the call; the real Willy wouldn't ramble on for ages a la Juan. Despite the hiccup Tony still admires and respects Willy, putting him on a pedestal as an example of a good caller.

Willy has not been calling into the show lately.

Request Guy
Request Guy, aka Gabriel or possibly Brie, is a troll who would request that Tony send him something disgusting.

These can range from:
 * sealed farts in a jar
 * armpit sweat in a beer can
 * boogers on a plate
 * toenails in a Fritos bag
 * diarrhea on the face
 * blow nose over his face
 * permission to have sex with Tony's fat rolls
 * perform the Cleveland Steamer on him
 * popping zits into a mayonnaise jar (this one almost made Tony legit vomit)
 * a fan suggests a way for Tony to make some money by putting his IBS to good use.

Mike Hunt


Mike Hunt is a celebrity personal trainer who attempted to whip Tony into shape. Despite saying his name over a dozen times, Tony still hasn't grasped the double entendre of his Mike's name.

The regime would include a diet, cock-pushups, and holding buckets of water while Mike kicks Tony in the balls. Mike also spoke of a exercise regime he did with Joseph Gibson: naked kickboxing. Tony did not want to feel the cool breeze between his legs (probably because he is capable of producing his own wind).

Lately Mike has been exploring his artist side from a bold new angle: Diarrhea Art! He offered to shit out a few masterpieces to Tony and send them in the mail.

Mike has begun a new segment on TonyTalk: MuscleTalk! Dedicated to giving advice to weight loss and muscle development, the debut segment got a rough start when Mike recommended that truck drivers like Sully rape a woman in every town they visit. Then he further tested Tony by desiring to sell protein powder made from Tony's farts.

The impact of the COVID-19 coronavirus has resulted in Mike's gym closing. Due to spending all his money on steroids, he reached out to Barry to sell Barry's bootleg TonyTalk merch out of Mike's gym. Tony was not too happy. To sell his unsold stock, Mike sold TonyTalk Protein Powder as cocaine to the SAMCRO gang and now Clay Morrow and Jax Teller are after Tony and Mike. Morrow even called Tony's show.

Mike is also a talented wordsmith and often shares poetry on TonyTalk. Most times the poems end with a zing at Tony's expense, leading to ranting and an angry hang-up.

Leroy
Leroy is a caller from the Hugs for Harlem show, hosted on Howard Stern's show. Leroy would trigger Tony with his combative attitude, accusing Tony's show of being racist in nature. He's called in a few more times, upsetting Tony every time.

Leroy returned after a long absence in late February 2020. Despite being married for 22 years, he banged his sister-in-law and took her virginity. He blamed her lust for his big dick, but Tony wouldn't accept the excuse.

This is not to be confused with Gibson's brother, Leroy.

FireFoxNews
FireFoxNews is a BlogTalkRadio personality and host of FIREFOXNEWS ONLINE. He was initially a friend of Tony who advised him on how to deal with trolls and stunads, like a proto-Gibson. His presence angered the TonyTalk community as he too was a egotistical confrontational windbag serious caller who took up too much airtime.

To end the friendship, someone pretended to be FireFoxNews and mocked Cadillac Joe, a near and dear deceased friend of Tony's.

Fred Millers
Fred Millers from West Virginia, USA, is a racist caller who blindsided Tony with a sudden call for the extermination of minorities. He also reminded Tony of his 'shitwalker' days, which upset Tony.

Tony did the hangup-upon-recognition technique on Fred which got him to stop calling in.

Suzette
Suzette was a serious caller whom Tony was enamored with. She was a rare combination of female caller and supportive caller. Tony was practically in love with her and desired her sides. This attraction to her was exploited by splicing her in a troll call. The call was so hilarious that Tony couldn't be mad at it.

Suzette has not called into the show lately.

Dvon
Dvon is a friendly caller who pumps Tony up with supportive encouraging calls. He presents himself as being the actual D-Von Dudley. Dvon likes to talk about wrestling, where he plays theme music during the conversation. Tony likes Dvon as he is the opposite of a stunad.

Sven
Sven is a Swedish caller that Tony likes. Sven is another friendly caller who supports Tony, though his long-winded monologues sometimes tests Tony's patience. One time Tony lost connection to BlogTalkRadio, so for five minutes it was SvenTalk. He did a brief Q+A with the Discord chat before Tony regained control.

Sadly, despite being one of the few positive callers, Tony barely acknowledges Sven unless he calls.

Michael
Michael was a caller back in the early days of TonyTalk. He is characterized by his crying and pained tone, always on the verge of tears. Usually he would make unsavoury confessions to Tony that offend him, such as Father Giani molesting him, or banging Tony's mother. Prior to TonyTalk he printed Clay Douglas' books, translated them to Hebrew, and shipped them to Mexico, an act which Clay is still sore about.

Michael has not called into TonyTalk since around mid-2018.

Jose
Jose was a Mexican caller who lives in Big Spring, Texas. He was working at the restaurant where Barry and Steve and other fans of The Free American got together for a meet and greet that descended into chaos. Much later on Jose called in to claim that Pastor Ken and Calvin banged in the parking lot and Ken purchased some tacquitos off Jose's grandmother and shoved them up his ass.

Jose has not called into TonyTalk since around late-2018.

Father Chianti
Father Chianti is a an elderly priest from Boston who claims to be a good friend of Father Gianni and has known of Tony since his youth. Chianti would call in and tell stories of Tony's childhood mischief, such as him shoving a statue of baby Jesus up his ass. When Count Cockula returned, Father Chianti vowed to vanquish the unholy beast as he is a vampire hunter.

After a long absence Father Chianti returned with bad news: he has the COVID-19 coronavirus! He and Father Gianni both caught the virus when they saw Tony in a local supermarket and Tony's foul farts went down their throats and gave them the illness.

Steve Ricardo
Steve Ricardo is a Southerner with a penchant for asking homoerotic questions to Tony. He inflamed Tony's ire by wasting his time for a special show that went nowhere. He is recognized by his drawl and use of "maaaaaan" which he drags out like Rico rolling his Rs.

Steve Ricardo has been accused by a few people of being another alias of a former caller, Spencer Rice. Whether this is true or not is unknown.

Count Cockula
Count Cockula is an gay American vampire many centuries old. He stalks men at night to suck their dicks. Back in the 13th century he was bleeding to death outside a theater and was approached by the original vampire, Count Dracula. Cockula sucked his dick and swallowed his cum, which made him immortal. He swallowed too much though, as his theme tune plays whenever he goes.

He first called in on the Halloween 2018 special. He was speculated to call back for Halloween 2019 but Tony skipped that special. To get revenge, Cockula sucked off BBF and Rico, before donating $100 to get his own show. It was there that Cockula encountered his bitter enemy, Van Jizzling. The skirmish failed to kill Cockula but it drove him away, back to slumber and dream of dick-suck.

Count Cockula also emerged at Easter time. He made his glorious appearance around April 2020 but fled from the Dick Signal in the sky, as El Deeko was on his way. El Deeko was unable to slay the gay vampire but remains vigilant for the sloppy sounds of dick-suck.

Count Cockula reemerged when TonyTalk returned. He defeated Ragu the Shit Clown by sucking his dick to death. Now Count Cockula wants Tony to suck his dick as repayment.

Grover Washington


Grover Washington is a 58 year old homeless man from San Antonio, Texas, who is mighty grateful of the charitable blowjobs Ken and Ferrar gave at Christmas. He is in need of another dick-suck to 'drain his balls'. Tony hosted a show dedicated to getting help for Grover, who sadly may be beyond help.

For some odd reason Grover placed his dick on an electric train rail and almost fried it off. This has given him PTSD, which doesn't help as the homeless shelter is right by the train tracks. Grover now seeks Ken to take his new transplanted penis for a balls-draining spin.

Grover has a cousin named Dexter who appears to be well-off as he has a Cadillac. Dexter has called in several times, demanding that his cousin Grover seek help from the family and not seek a balls-draining from "strange pastors who only say 'okay'".

In late February/early March 2020 Grover received another charity blowjob from Ken but had contracted the coronavirus via fellatio and ball-draining. As he is due to be the referee at the Fontaine Enterprises Championship Wrestling event, his COPD and coronavirus affliction put his health into question. Grover ran out of the arena when the battle got too heated, enabling El Deeko to count the pin himself to win the match.

Grover got a semenoctomy, getting his balls drained via a milking machine. Once his penis is fully healed he'll be back for sloppy charity pleasure.

Grove participated in the recent race riots in mid-2020 and looted some good electronics. He has been trying to sell them to the TonyTalk community. Pastor Ken trying to rip off Grover has earned his anger, but he will still accept charity blowjobs from the rip-off artist.

Salvatore Monella
Salvatore Monella, who often goes by the name Sal Monella, is an Italian man who has a major beef with Tony. First Tony stepped out of line with his show TonyTalk being too close to Sal's BTR show, SalTalk. Then when Sal changed to Sal Smooth, Tony briefly went back to Danger Smooth. The cherry on top was the revelation that Tony had allegedly had a date with Gina, who turned out to be Sal's sister. All of this has angered Sal to the point where he will 'leave Tony where he finds him' and other vulgar aggressive statements.

Sal was chosen over Tony by UK music producer Mike Buchanan after he accused Tony of stealing Sal's songs. Sal then played his songs on TonyTalk. Tony was livid as Sal speaks the lyrics like William Shatner but the fan reaction is universally positive. Sal then pushed Tony over the edge by banging Agatha in the recording studio, leading to a ragequit.

Sal is currently living in the UK, singing hit after hit for Mike Buchanan's record label. On occasion Sal has threatened to fly over to Boston to slap the chins off of Tony, which has been followed by death threats from Tony.

Gina
Gina Monella is Sal's sister and the spiritual successor to Annabella, same voice and all. Much like Alfonso's first call, she talked about a date they allegedly had. Gina only has negative things to say about Tony, from his gluttonous slob ways to being bad in bed with a small dick. Even after they made up in an email exchange, she still called TonyTalk to complain Tony's post-coitus rectal emissions.

Gina's boyfriend had called in to make fiery accusations that pissed off Tony to the point of making a death threat. Tony vowed to meet him IRL to assault him, but nothing came of it. Sometime later they broke up.

Gina acquired a new boyfriend in May 2020: Benjamin Buford Fontaine III. She loves him despite his erectile dysfunction. Tony is of the belief that she is only dating him for his money, which Gina counters is a sign of jealousy.

Doug
Doug, who also goes by Sid, is a regular caller on God's Rainbow Ministry who has since branched out onto TonyTalk. Known for his drunken ramblings, Tony has little patience for him. Then Doug disrespected the late Joshua Higgins, which is inexcusable. Now he is on Tony's shitlist, hung up on whenever Tony recognizes his voice. Tony has also IP banned Doug from his BTR chatroom.

Recently Doug has been going through rehab and medication to curb his alcoholism. Tony figured Doug had turned over a new leaf and has relaxed his temper. In a shocking twist Doug allied with Tony Ferrar and gave out Jaybo's home phone number on GRM. It is no surprise that Jaybo dropped Doug. To get get back at Doug, Tony gave out Doug's phone number and stated that Doug's real name is Paul.

Doug is a persistent thorn in Tony's side. Recently Doug sent Tony a nasty email where he called Tony a 'nigger'. Tony posted that email on a Black Lives Matter forum, along with Doug's personal information.

Dr. Peter Paul Ventura
Dr. Peter Paul Ventura, abbreviated as DPPV, is a registered sex offender from California that is a common guest on God's Rainbow Ministries. He had encountered Joseph Gibson in prison in the early 1990s and befriended him. DPPV acted as Gibson's pimp, forcing Gibson to sell his body for soups and cigarettes and beating him when he gave his ass away for free.

Dr. Ventura often gives insight into Gibson's psyche, such as his fascination for anal self-pleasure and his lust for black men. Gibson asserts that it is not the real Dr. Peter Paul Ventura calling and occasionally threatens DPPV with bodily harm.

Anita St. Clair
Anita St. Clair is Mike Buchanan's ex-girlfriend current wife and Tony's current ex-sweetheart. Seeing as she resides in the UK, Tony was long-distance dating her but wanted to hit her sides.

On the 04-14-20 show, Anita was kidnapped by Abobo for the Double Dragon gang, a cult that Mike Buchanan is a member of. Tony seriously suggested he will travel to the UK to save her, even though Billy and Jimmy Lee and Guile are on the case.

It was soon revealed that Anita was always with her husband Mike Buchanan and was catfishing songs for Mike's record label, to be sung by Sal. She had the fake kidnapping arranged so she can escape Tony. Now she has joined Ashley and Madeleine Mitten as rare female trolls.

Tone Sanchez
Tone Sanchez is a caller from Cincinnati, Arkansas, who sounds an awful lot like comedian Gilbert Gottfried, though nothing has been confirmed on this end. Known for his high energy, he berates Tony and calls him a dumb motherfucker for turning his back on his friends, and fans. He's known to put certain strange emphasize on certain words to further accentuate his point. Since Tony has moved to Beverly Hills, Mr. Sanchez has given him hell under the disguise of Liquid Tony.

Ragu the Shit Clown
Ragu the Shit Clown is a demonic clown from Hell that Ashley summoned after he terminated their friendship. One can sense when Ragu the Shit Clown is near when they smell cotton candy and farts. Creepy circus music follows Ragu where ever he goes. Ragu the Shit Clown is a trifecta of three things Tony hates: ragu, shit, and clowns.

Ragu the Shit Clown has succeed in enraging Tony to the point ragequitting the second episode of Tony SeXxX and quickly quitting the third. El Deeko attempted to hunt Ragu in a haunted house but was spooked by creaking floorboards and the scent of farts. Tony, however, is more annoyed of Ragu than scared, and would often launch into a "this is what I'm talking about" rant after a Ragu call.

Ragu was defeated during Tony's two week break of late June/early July 2020. Count Cockula sucked Ragu's dick to death. Now that Cockula is demanding Tony suck his dick as repayment, Tony realized he had traded one evil for another.

Self Suck King
His Majesty Self Suck King is the king of self-sucking. No call of his is complete without the sloppy sounds of autofellatio. His gimmick disgusts Tony deeply and the sucking sounds trigger him.

King has called in offering lessons for those who seek to self-suck. He has had to turn down Tony Ferrar, who planned to spit his cum into the mouths and open wounds of people he doesn't like.

Mrs. Longfeather
Mrs. Longfeather, first name currently unknown, is Johnny's promiscuous wife and the new Madeleine Mitten. She typically calls in to defend her husband, which he rewards by banging her live on-air. She has horrified Tony to the point he has banned her from the show.

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