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Ashley is a female caller that is known for easily startling Tony out of his wits. She is said to be based on or is the real-life basis of Ashley Armbruster from the 90s Disney cartoon Recess.

Characteristics of Ashley's calls include her distinct child-like voice and evil laugh. Ashley usually ends her calls with demonic cackling, scaring the almost-literal shit out of Tony. She is bisexual and claims to be the official Satan of the Salamiverse. She has also called into the Inner Circle Radio aftershow, Pastor Ken's show, God's Rainbow Ministries, and also Joseph Gibson's show. Tony was once enamored by Ashley, as any female caller not named Madeleine Mitten was usually hit on for the sides-hitting. His efforts were shot down when she revealed that she was in a gay relationship with a girl named Gretchen. Her scary laughter terrified Tony, causing him to think that there were ghosts and ghouls in his apartment. Despite scaring Tony witless, Ashley is also one of the few callers who will attempt to lift Tony's spirits.

Outside of TonyTalk, Ashley proposed her own show called AshleyTalk, an ungodly counterpart to both TonyTalk and Pastor Ken's show. However, due to scheduling issues, the show was scrapped before it ever saw the light of day. Ashley has since entered a business deal with Benjamin Buford Fontaine III, establishing the  Armbruster Netherworld Circus, a horror-themed traveling circus that terrifies its audiences with demons, monsters, and ghouls. Ashley also operates her own Infernal Ministry with the goal of world domination and bringing forth Hell on Earth.

Recently
Ashley is still the target of a smear campaign designed to make her out as a stunad and placed on the ban list. This fake-Ashley would call in with "HIIIIIII" and "JUST WANTED TO SAY HIIIIIII". Tony fell for the ruse despite this fake Ashley sounding nothing like the real deal. This along with Tony's Hollywood persona drove a wedge between Ashley, which resulted in her summoning the demon Ragu the Shit Clown. Ashley was finally able to clear her name and salvage her friendship with Tony when he took the time to note down her phone number (almost reading it out loud on the air in the process). This however, was not enough to prevent the impostor from calling in.

Johnny wanted Ashley's demons to perform sexual acts in the VIP rooms at his casino. Ashley instead summoned demons to haunt Johnny. This has lead to Ashley being booted from the Discord by a terrified Johnny. Tony is not surprised by this ungodly behaviour coming from Johnny.