Allegations against Ken



The following is an incomplete list of allegations against Kenneth Fishman:
 * lied about his family's death in a terrorist attack in Tel Aviv
 * lied about not still being married to his wife Rosemary
 * sexually harassed Madeleine Mitten via text messages
 * gave Kent Hopper a coffee every morning for a decade
 * stole Kent's ministry and flock
 * shipped Tony Talk merchandise to Barry Schwartz
 * shipped masturbation tents to Frank Jalesco
 * died from horse cock penetrating his ass
 * faked his death to steal donation money for Abbas House
 * helped Joshua Higgins write and format his new X-rated Bible
 * fired from WWF for trying to have sex with British Bulldog's bulldog
 * lied about wanting to kill Kent Hopper
 * owned & ran a porn store (actually a newsstand)
 * sent his then-infant granddaughter a dildo from this 'porn store'
 * stole someone's identity and purchased a truck
 * arrested for buying a truck with a dead friend's social security number (this is true)
 * then proceeded to have sex with the wife of the deceased friend (this is false)
 * ran two orphanages in Uganda and Pakistan out of his house in Texas
 * also ran three orphanages in Texas
 * made racial slurs to Juan.
 * called Don Cornelius II a white guy named Jay
 * sold drugs on the air on his radio show
 * insulted Tony on both his own radio show and on Tony's Show (this is true)
 * is friends with Beanie Loko, who called in a bomb threat on Tony's show
 * donated Bibles to the local homeless, and buttfucked them
 * gave a guy at an outhouse a 'bumpkin' (giving someone a BJ while they take a shit)
 * sat on the counter of his magazine shop with his dick out
 * masturbated in the parking lot of his magazine shop
 * gave a dick suck to a guy in the stolen truck whilst wearing a sombrero
 * he had sex with chickens, and sex with kittens
 * gave Rico AIDS by sucking him off
 * worked with Calvin the producer to block Kent Hooper's emails to Tony Gaga
 * worked with Calvin to get his lover Tony Ferrar a sponsorship on Tony's show
 * is a pedophile and has molested many boys
 * changed the password of his BlogTalkRadio show to lock Kent Hopper out
 * used his BlogTalkRadio money to buy alcohol, tobacco, and firearms
 * has a subscription to a pornographic magazine
 * stole sermons from Kent Hopper and other pastors
 * kidnapped a bird and made it suck his dick until it became a roadrunner
 * wanted to buy TonyTalk merchandise off Barry Schwartz to sell privately for himself
 * met up with Calvin and made Calvin suck his dick in a parking lot
 * asked the witness to this - Jose's 86 year old grandmother - to sell him some taquitos
 * then proceeded to shove two taquitos up his ass
 * invited over a hundred Mexicans to emigrate to his house but then shut them out
 * co-owned and ran a tattoo parlor in Texas, which he ran into the ground
 * steals money from friends to fund his gloryhole pleasures
 * farted and blamed it on customers at the tattoo parlor
 * smoked crack and snorted cocaine off a dead penguin's carcass
 * avoided work by having tea parties with Beanies Babies
 * only wiping half of his bum after pooping and not flushing
 * masturbated in the front row of Wrestlemania IX during Hulk Hogan's entrance music
 * had sex with his adoptive father and his [adoptive father's] domestic animals
 * masturbated in a hoodie on a school yard park bench
 * drinks pee from a champagne glass after eating poop off of silver china
 * got so drunk at a Christmas party that he pooped himself and refused to clean up the mess
 * headbutted his wife Rosemary for buying him a scarf that he did not like
 * masturbated onto a Nativity scene and said it was because "Joseph looks better covered in snow"
 * gave his friends wife a pink crucifix vibrator as a gift
 * unwrapped all the Christmas presents for all the disabled children and exclaimed: "Who wants to unwrap my boner?"
 * took the angel from the top of the Christmas tree, put it into his rectum and said "Ahhhh", with his eyes closed.
 * did not help Spencer Rice when Randy Anderson was impersonating him
 * called Joshua Higgins a pussy for not committing suicide (harsher in hindsight)
 * was very rude to Rico when he [Rico] came out as gay
 * is in a gay relationship to Tony Ferrar while still being married to his wife Rosemary
 * is not a real pastor; cannot name a single Commandment without looking it up
 * has no qualifications; his 'degree' was mail-ordered with his name on it
 * shoved Tony Ferrar's roommate's goldfish up his ass, then shoved a seagull up his roommate's ass, then shoved his roommate up his ass
 * is a racist since he laughs at racist jokes

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