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Ashley is a female caller that is known for easily startling Tony out of his wits. She is based on an adult and psychotic version of Ashley Armbruster from the 90s Disney cartoon Recess, she is proof that the fairer sex doesn't always play fear.



Characteristics of Ashley's calls include her distinct child-like voice and evil laugh. Ashley would usually end her calls with demonic cackling, scaring the almost-literal shit out of Tony. She is bisexual and claims to be the official Satan of the Salamiverse. She is also a regular on the Inner Circle Radio aftershow.

Tony was once enamored by Ashley, as any female caller not named Madeleine Mitten was usually hit on for the sides-hitting. His efforts were shot down when she revealed that she was in a gay relationship with a girl named Gretchen. Her scary laughter terrifies Tony, causing him to think that there are ghosts and ghouls in his apartment. Whenever Ashley calls in Tony is bound to have a sleepless night.

Outside of TonyTalk, Ashley has proposed her own show called AshleyTalk, an ungodly counterpart to both TonyTalk and Pastor Ken's show, God's Rainbow Ministries. However, on the October 21st episode of TonyTalk, Tony informed his listeners that he was receiving e-mails stating that AshleyTalk, Inner Circle Radio, and Joseph Gibson's show were out to replace TonyTalk and that Tony wasn't needed anymore. Due to these accusations from the e-mails, the offical status of AshleyTalk is currently in limbo. She now calls into Pastor Ken's show, usually to torment Joseph Gibson and to spread the word of Satan.