Tony's IRL People

Tony's personal friends and family members have been referenced many times on TonyTalk. Here is a list of his IRL people.

Tony's adoptive mother
Tony loved his mother and would dote on her in her twilight years. She used to listen to TonyTalk during it's early beginnings, but the foul language and obscene content had Tony bar her from listening. Hearing his mother slandered or portrayed in a negative light is a major berserk button for Tony.

Tony's adoptive mother passed away on 18th November 2018. Tony took a hiatus from TonyTalk to mourn and gather himself. His Christmas was solemn as it was his first alone. The topic of his mother is still a sore wound: Tony's infamous racial slur to a Chinese caller came about from said caller telling Tony that his mother was burning in Hell.

It turns out that Tony's mother is her adopted mother. Tony's birth mother was allegedly a famed actress that had a teen pregnancy. The film studio made her give baby Tony up for adoption. For over five decades this secret was kept until his biological mother sought him out. She made him sign an NDA to keep her identity a secret. Inflamed by his revelation, Tony has ended TonyTalk and will fly to Beverly Hills to confront her.

Tony's biological mother
Tony's biological mother was unknown to him until she discovered him and reached out to him in May 2020. Back in her youth she was an actress and she currently possesses wealth and power and was willing to share it with her son. Tony, who is greedy with a super swollen ego, signed the NDA and moved into her mansion.

Initially Tony enjoyed the fine cognac and cigarettes and the chauffeur Tito, but his mother's rude abrasive attitude, along with the toxic company she kept, unnerved Tony. Tony then later found out his mother wasn't Hollywood royalty; she was a porn actress who starred in three adult films! Giving up baby Tony was a part of her 'career' and as such it was kept under wraps. This revelation stirred Tony into leaving for Boston, to hate her and ignore her calls.

Tony's sister
Tony's sister is a thorn in Tony's side and one of the biggest sources of angst in his life. Her promiscuity, choice of lovers, rude attitude, and lack of respect has made her a permanent member of Tony's shitlist.

When Tony's father was nearing the end of his life, Tony's sister up and left with what is now her ex-husband. She only spent 10-15 minutes at the wake and had basically left everything on Tony and their mother. She then only returned when their mother fell ill.

Tony's sister one time had sex in a car outside Kowloon Restaurant in Boston before they even went in for their dinner date. That's how slutty she is in Tony's eyes.

Tony has stated that his sister would gladly sell Tony to China for science experiments if it resulted in a cock in every hole of hers. When Jesco claims to have banged her, Tony states that he can have her.

His sister apparently does listen to his show as she teases him about it, about specific calls and callers. This has led to Tony publicly calling out his sister on her shenanigans.

Tony's sister appears twice in an episode of TonyTalk when she stayed over to help care for their mother. In her second cameo she called Tony a stunad.

In June 2020, after leaving his biological mother's toxic family in Beverly Hills, he had a heart-to-heart talk with his sister. She admitted that she hated Tony because their mother loved him as equally as her, despite him being adopted. This wholesome heartwarming moment touched Tony and now he hates his sister a little less.

Tony's grandfather
Tony's grandfather was a WWII veteran who did some crazy things according to Tony. During the war his grandfather had a fit of psychosis and slaughtered all the chickens in a coop. It is theorized that Tony inherited this crazy vibe and will one day snap...

Tony's grandfather was also a singer and sang show-tunes to entertain his fellow troops in the war. Tony inherited his pipes, or so he claims.

Father Gianni
Tony's priest in his local church. Tony initially heeded Gianni's advice, keeping the show clean of smut. Over time, however, Tony's faith waned due to Pastor Ken browsing Tits Core and his alleged death by horse cock, and so opened the floodgate to filth.

One time someone trolled Tony with an email stating that Father Gianni was on his deathbed and asking for Tony. Tony raced to Gianni's house but found him sitting at his computer playing Solitaire, alive and well.

Father Gianni has scolded Tony for his songs' content: hitting the sides is sinful. Tony for a short while obeyed his priest's advice, starting from the 7-29-19 show. He tried in vain to make the show more godly but soon realized that the sides were too good to give up, so he went right back to singing about them.

A user with Father Gianni's name and IRL photo of him has recently been in the TonyTalk BTR chatroom. The impersonator fooled Tony for a good five minutes until Tony realized Father Gianni has arthritis and wouldn't call Tony a fat guinea.

Father Gianni allegedly has the COVID-19 coronavirus as he and Father Chianti were exposed to Tony's foul fetid farts in a local supermarket.

In May 2020 Father Gianni had a sit-down with Tony and advised him to make TonyTalk more wholesome. This resolution was quickly dashed when an irate Jaybo swore up a storm after Tony accidentally leaked his number on the air.

While Tony was in Beverly Hills, he came to the realization that Father Gianni had it wrong: being humble and virtuous did not give him the wealth  and success he craved. It wasn't long before Tony encountered the toxicity that accompanies wealth, falling victim to it himself. Back in Boston and detoxed from Hollywood's corruption, he returned to his priest for advice. Father Giani still listens to the show and had advised Tony to restrict callers. Due to the ban list not actually banning callers, poor Giani continues to suffer from stunads and their shenanigans.

Cadillac Joe
A local legend in Boston, known for driving his fancy Cadillacs in the neighbourhood. He was a good friend of Tony and the step-father of Jaybo. Sadly he passed away. Tony has many stories of Cadillac Joe and loves sharing them.

One story involves driving around with a Christmas tree in the car around Christmas time. Joe slammed on the brakes, causing the tree to fall out nearby a down-on-her-luck woman. Joe then informed the woman that she can keep it and to have a Merry Christmas. Another story involves Cadillac Joe loudly crashing a wedding and being the life of the party.

Tony's reverence to his friend is similar to that of his mother. Any insults made about his near and dear late friend makes Tony rage hard. When Johnny Longfeather asked if Cadillac Joe was a child molester Tony explode in anger. The 5-27-19 show was the Cadillac Joe tribute show. It was met with the typical tomfoolery and chicanery Tony ought to expect.

Gloria
An ex-girlfriend of Tony prior to launching TonyTalk. Tony was head-over-heels for her, until he caught her getting dicked down by a used-car salesman in a trailer. Tony almost broke the window in rage upon discovering them. For a good while the use of the Laura Branigan song upset him, but time eventually healed that wound.

Sherry Lynn
Sherry Lynn is another woman who captured Tony's fancy. Unfortunately for Tony, her daughter Anna Marie was not fond of Uncle Sides: she threw a water bottle at Tony, hitting him on the head and drenching him. The mother-daughter pair laughed at Tony.

Despite the setback, Tony still had feelings for Sherry. When Jesco claimed to have had a threesome with them, Tony went ballistic. Eventually Tony claimed that Sherry Lynn texted him, wanting him back. Tony was apathetic to her and did not fall for the honeytrap.

Michelle
An African-American woman whom Tony knew from high school, when he was 17 and she was 12. She was Tony's first kiss (and if Jesco is to be believed, gave it to him after sucking him and his buddies off).

After a long absence she contacted them and they hit it off. This led to Jesco calling Tony a race traitor who is "fucking the chocolate lady". Tony would defend Michelle and the relationship, until he had a revelation.

Tony eventually worked out that Michelle was treating Tony like a sugar daddy. After buying her a purse and other accessories, Tony had the epiphany needed to quit the relationship. Unlike Gloria, whose betrayal was sudden and born of lust, Michelle's betray began right from the beginning. Due to this, troll attempts such as playing an excerpt of "Michelle" by The Beatles fall flat.

Despite ending the relationship sharply, Tony still has some feelings for Michelle. Jesco asked if Michelle's habit of kissing him after he cums in her mouth was a cultural thing. Tony, who was in disguise as Danger Smooth, broke character to scream at him and ragequit the show.

Agatha
Agatha was Tony's sweetheart from early 2020. He kept this one hidden: it had to take Jeff namedropping her on air to reveal her existence, to which Tony was none too happy about. Jeff claimed to have banged her, which Tony denies as she is a virgin. Despite being all about the sides-hitting, Tony had gotten cucked by his enemy.

Allegedly Jeff had met Agatha on Tinder. She told him of her boyfriend who was a slovenly slob and she sought a real man. Jeff then allegedly met up with her and banged her in Tony's kitchen. Tony states that Agatha doesn't know who Jeff is, but Jeff shared screenshots of the emails he had with Agatha on Discord. Even DCII stated he saw her on Tinder and advised Tony to "drop that hoe".

Tony did not need to drop the hoe; she dropped him for Jeff in eternal matrimony. Jeff wanted Tony to sing at their wedding as Danger Smooth. Tony didn't believe it and no doubt blew up her phone inquiring about it, driving her deeper into Jeff's loving arms.

Despite their impending marriage, Agatha had relations with Sal at his recording studio. Jeff was pissed off that he got cucked but claimed he had given her an STD. Tony's reaction was even more volatile: a ragequit.

Sometime later Jeff started seeing Agatha again, as noted in his call about his erectile dysfunction.

Agatha has gotten the names of her lovers tattooed on various parts of her body, signifying they own that part of her. These names include Ben and Sal. Despite this, Jeff still has feelings for her and perhaps wants his name etched onto her flesh. This revelation enraged Tony, who might still have feelings for her as well.

Tito
Tito was Tony's bodyguard and chauffeur whilst he lived in Beverly Hills. Tony described Tito as a tall muscular black man with dreadlocks. Having such a man as a bodyguard gave Tony the courage to talk shit about his callers, not least of all DCII.

As with everyone in Hollywood, Tito had demons of his own. Tito was addicted to cocaine and prostitutes. One time Tito drove into Compton and picked up a hooker. When Tito discovered he had no money to pay for her services, her big black man of a pimp threatened to kill Tito and Tony. With his confidence in Tito shattered, Tony packed his suitcase and flew back to Boston.

Taylor
Taylor was Tony's latest squeeze circa 2020. She is a widow in her mid-70s that loves cooking. Tony appreciated her for the free catering, her company, and to hit her dusty old sides.

In late September 2020 Taylor broke up with Tony due to his immaturity in allowing the trolls to get to him. She also felt unsafe due to the trolls knowing about her. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSn0IE-7QPQ&t=3768 The final straw came from Jeff's allegation that he too hit her sides. Tony exploded in rage.]

Nurse lover
The nurse who tended to Tony's ill adoptive mother has recently been the target of Tony's affection. For the sake of her privacy, Tony has declined to reveal her name.

What began as friendship had blossomed into an unrequited adoration. Jesco suggested he make a blumpkin pie, which was supposedly blueberries + pumpkin, but even she knew what it really meant.