Tony's IRL People

Tony's personal friends and family members have been referenced many times on TonyTalk. Here is a list of his IRL people.

Tony's adoptive mother
Tony loved his mother and would dote on her in her twilight years. She used to listen to TonyTalk during it's early beginnings, but the foul language and obscene content had Tony bar her from listening. Hearing his mother slandered or portrayed in a negative light is a major berserk button for Tony.

Tony's adoptive mother passed away on 18th November 2018. Tony took a hiatus from TonyTalk to mourn and gather himself. His Christmas was solemn as it was his first alone. The topic of his mother is still a sore wound: Tony's infamous racial slur to a Chinese caller came about from said caller telling Tony that his mother was burning in Hell.

It turns out that Tony's mother is her adopted mother. Tony's birth mother was allegedly a famed actress that had a teen pregnancy. The film studio made her give baby Tony up for adoption. For over five decades this secret was kept until his biological mother sought him out. She made him sign an NDA to keep her identity a secret. Inflamed by his revelation, Tony had ended TonyTalk and will flew to Beverly Hills to confront her, returning once he got a toxic taste of Hollywood.

Tony's biological mother
Tony's biological mother was unknown to him until she discovered him and reached out to him in May 2020. Back in her youth she was an actress and she currently possesses wealth and power and was willing to share it with her son. Tony, who is greedy with a super swollen ego, signed the NDA and moved into her mansion.

Initially Tony enjoyed the fine cognac and cigarettes and his chauffeur Tito, but his mother's rude abrasive attitude, along with the toxic company she kept, unnerved Tony. Tony then later found out his mother wasn't Hollywood royalty; she was a porn actress who starred in three adult films! Giving up baby Tony was a part of her 'career' and as such it was kept under wraps. This revelation stirred Tony into leaving for Boston, hating her and ignoring her calls.

Tony's sister
Tony's sister is a thorn in Tony's side and one of the biggest sources of angst in his life. Her promiscuity, choice of lovers, rude attitude, and lack of respect has made her a permanent member of Tony's shitlist.

When Tony's father was nearing the end of his life, Tony's sister up and left with what is now her ex-husband. She only spent 10-15 minutes at the wake and had basically left everything on Tony and their mother. She then only returned when their mother fell ill.

Tony's sister one time had sex in a car outside Kowloon Restaurant in Boston before they even went in for their dinner date. That's how slutty she is in Tony's eyes.

Tony has stated that his sister would gladly sell Tony to China for science experiments if it resulted in a cock in every hole of hers. When Jesco claims to have banged her, Tony states that he can have her.

His sister apparently does listen to his show as she teases him about it, about specific calls and callers. This has led to Tony publicly calling out his sister on her shenanigans.

Tony's sister appears twice in an episode of TonyTalk when she stayed over to help care for their mother. In her second cameo she called Tony a stunad.

In June 2020, after leaving his biological mother's toxic family in Beverly Hills, he had a heart-to-heart talk with his sister. She admitted that she hated Tony because their mother loved him as equally as her, despite him being adopted. This wholesome heartwarming moment touched Tony and now he hates his sister a little less.

At one point Tony pointed a loaded Glock at his sister and her boyfriend and threatened to shoot to kill them and her "retarded" dog. They left but not without calling the police. The police took the gun, which took weeks to retrieve. Even since that event Tony is not legally allowed to possess a firearm.

In late October 2022 Tony's sister's boyfriend allegedly died. Tony did not do a show that week to mourn and support her. However it turned out she had lied about his death for attention, which deeply infuriated Tony.

Tony's grandfather
Tony's grandfather was a WWII veteran who did some crazy things according to Tony. During the war his grandfather had a fit of psychosis and slaughtered all the chickens in a coop. It is theorized that Tony inherited this crazy vibe and will one day snap...

Tony's grandfather was also a singer and sang show-tunes to entertain his fellow troops in the war. Tony inherited his pipes, or so he claims.

Father Gianni
Father Vincent Gianni is Tony's priest in his local church. Tony initially heeded Gianni's advice, keeping the show clean of smut. Over time, however, Tony's faith waned due to Pastor Ken browsing Tits Core and his alleged death by horse cock, and so opened the floodgate to filth.

Father Gianni has history with Tony and Jaybo: in 1997 Gianni caught Jaybo receiving a handjob from Anne Marrie, Sherry Lynn's daughter and Tony's current sweetheart, in the rectory.

One time someone trolled Tony with an email stating that Father Gianni was on his deathbed and asking for Tony. Tony raced to Gianni's house but found him sitting at his computer playing Solitaire, alive and well.

Father Gianni has scolded Tony for his songs' content: hitting the sides is sinful. Tony for a short while obeyed his priest's advice, starting from the 7-29-19 show. He tried in vain to make the show more godly but soon realized that the sides were too good to give up, so he went right back to singing about them.

A user with Father Gianni's name and IRL photo of him has recently been in the TonyTalk BTR chatroom. The impersonator fooled Tony for a good five minutes until Tony realized Father Gianni has arthritis and wouldn't call Tony a fat guinea.

Father Gianni allegedly has the COVID-19 coronavirus as he and Father Chianti were exposed to Tony's foul fetid farts in a local supermarket.

In May 2020 Father Gianni had a sit-down with Tony and advised him to make TonyTalk more wholesome. This resolution was quickly dashed when an irate Jaybo swore up a storm after Tony accidentally leaked his number on the air.

While Tony was in Beverly Hills, he came to the realization that Father Gianni had it wrong: being humble and virtuous did not give him the wealth  and success he craved. It wasn't long before Tony encountered the toxicity that accompanies wealth, falling victim to it himself. Back in Boston and detoxed from Hollywood's corruption, he returned to his priest for advice. Father Giani still listens to the show and had advised Tony to restrict callers. Due to the ban list not actually banning callers, poor Giani continues to suffer from stunads and their shenanigans.

In August 2022 Father Gianni (or someone imposing as him) joined the Salami Brigade and confronted Tony. Tony was sceptical until Gianni verified his identity with knowledge only the real Gianni would know. Gianni tore into Tony for his sins until Tony declared it was a fake Gianni and logged off.

Cadillac Joe
Cadillac Joe was a local legend in Boston, known for driving his fancy Cadillacs in the neighbourhood. He was a good friend of Tony and the step-father of Jaybo. Sadly he passed away. Tony has many stories of Cadillac Joe and loves sharing them.

One story involves driving around with a Christmas tree in the car around Christmas time. Joe slammed on the brakes, causing the tree to fall out nearby a down-on-her-luck woman. Joe then informed the woman that she can keep it and to have a Merry Christmas. Another story involves Cadillac Joe loudly crashing a wedding and being the life of the party.

Tony's reverence to his friend is similar to that of his mother. Any insults made about his near and dear late friend makes Tony rage hard. When Johnny Longfeather asked if Cadillac Joe was a child molester Tony explode in anger. The 5-27-19 show was the Cadillac Joe tribute show. It was met with the typical tomfoolery and chicanery Tony ought to expect.

Cadillac Joe taught Tony lots about women, such as friendzoning them and hitting the sides.

Carmine
Carmine is a homosexual Italian-American man from Boston that Tony knows from way back. They had a fight one day because Carmine took a bite from Tony's sandwich. Their scuffle lead to them landing in a snow bank. Tony then allegedly tried to touch Carmine's dick and shove his thumb up Carmine's ass at the same time. Due to Tony having quit BlogTalkRadio he did not comment either on air or via email at the time but he has since vehemently denied it.

Carmine, or rather an impersonator of him, was in the Salami Brigade Discord room for a while. Tony gave death threats to Carmine with generous usage of the word 'faggot'.

Carmine has recently been attending Mike Hunt's gym. Upon spotting the TonyTalk blowup doll standing inflated and proud in the gym, Carmine decided he wanted one to meet Tony again, chiefly to beat up and fuck.

Gloria
Gloria is an ex-girlfriend of Tony prior to launching TonyTalk. Tony was head-over-heels for her, until he caught her getting dicked down by a used-car salesman in a trailer. Tony almost broke the window in rage upon discovering them. For a good while the use of the Laura Branigan song upset him, but time eventually healed that wound.

Gloria's son Jacob called during in mid-April 2021 to ask about his mother, who gave him up for adoption shortly after birth. Tony was keen to talk to his possible son in private emails until Jacob called him Clarabelle.

Sherry Lynn
Sherry Lynn is another woman who captured Tony's fancy. Unfortunately for Tony, her daughter Anna Marie was not fond of Uncle Sides: she threw a water bottle at Tony, hitting him on the head and drenching him. The mother-daughter pair laughed at Tony.

Despite the setback, Tony still had feelings for Sherry. When Jesco claimed to have had a threesome with them, Tony went ballistic. Eventually Tony claimed that Sherry Lynn texted him, wanting him back. Tony was apathetic to her and did not fall for the honeytrap.

Michelle
Michelle is an African-American woman whom Tony knew from high school, when he was 17 and she was 12. She was Tony's first kiss (and if Jesco is to be believed, gave it to him after sucking him and his buddies off).

After a long absence she contacted them and they hit it off. This led to Jesco calling Tony a race traitor who is "fucking the chocolate lady". Tony would defend Michelle and the relationship, until he had a revelation.

Tony eventually worked out that Michelle was treating Tony like a sugar daddy. After buying her a purse and other accessories, Tony had the epiphany needed to quit the relationship. Unlike Gloria, whose betrayal was sudden and born of lust, Michelle's betray began right from the beginning. Due to this, troll attempts such as playing an excerpt of "Michelle" by The Beatles fall flat.

Despite ending the relationship sharply, Tony still has some feelings for Michelle. Jesco asked if Michelle's habit of kissing him after he cums in her mouth was a cultural thing. Tony, who was in disguise as Danger Smooth, broke character to scream at him and ragequit the show.

Agatha
Agatha was Tony's sweetheart from early 2020. He kept this one hidden: it had to take Jeff namedropping her on air to reveal her existence, to which Tony was none too happy about. Jeff claimed to have banged her, which Tony denies as she is a virgin. Despite being all about the sides-hitting, Tony had gotten cucked by his enemy.

Allegedly Jeff had met Agatha on Tinder. She told him of her boyfriend who was a slovenly slob and she sought a real man. Jeff then allegedly met up with her and banged her in Tony's kitchen. Tony states that Agatha doesn't know who Jeff is, but Jeff shared screenshots of the emails he had with Agatha on Discord. Even DCII stated he saw her on Tinder and advised Tony to "drop that hoe".

Tony did not need to drop the hoe; she dropped him for Jeff in eternal matrimony. Jeff wanted Tony to sing at their wedding as Danger Smooth. Tony didn't believe it and no doubt blew up her phone inquiring about it, driving her deeper into Jeff's loving arms.

Despite their impending marriage, Agatha had relations with Sal at his recording studio. Jeff was pissed off that he got cucked but claimed he had given her an STD. Tony's reaction was even more volatile: a ragequit.

Sometime later Jeff started seeing Agatha again, as noted in his call about his erectile dysfunction.

Agatha has gotten the names of her lovers tattooed on various parts of her body, signifying they own that part of her. These names include Ben and Sal. Despite this, Jeff still has feelings for her and perhaps wants his name etched onto her flesh. This revelation enraged Tony, who might still have feelings for her as well.

Recently Tony confessed that Agatha had relations to a man named Jeff but it wasn't cobrajeff92. Jeff insists it was really him her dicked her down on Tony's kitchen counter.

Tito
Tito was Tony's bodyguard and chauffeur whilst he lived in Beverly Hills. Tony described Tito as a tall muscular black man with dreadlocks. Having such a man as a bodyguard gave Tony the courage to talk shit about his callers, not least of all DCII.

As with everyone in Hollywood, Tito had demons of his own. Tito was addicted to cocaine and prostitutes. One time Tito drove into Compton and picked up a hooker. When Tito discovered he had no money to pay for her services, her big black man of a pimp threatened to kill Tito and Tony. With his confidence in Tito shattered, Tony packed his suitcase and flew back to Boston.

Taylor
Taylor was Tony's latest squeeze circa 2020. She is a widow in her mid-70s that loves cooking. Tony appreciated her for the free catering, her company, and to hit her dusty old sides.

In late September 2020 Taylor broke up with Tony due to his immaturity in allowing the trolls to get to him. She also felt unsafe due to the trolls knowing about her. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSn0IE-7QPQ&t=3768 The final straw came from Jeff's allegation that he too hit her sides. Tony exploded in rage.]

Anna
Anna was the nurse who tended to Tony's ill adoptive mother has recently been the target of Tony's affection. For the sake of her privacy, Tony has declined to reveal her name, though he did later say it in emails to Johnny.

What began as friendship had blossomed into an unrequited adoration. Jesco suggested he make a blumpkin pie, which was supposedly blueberries + pumpkin, but she knew what it really meant.

For Christmas Tony asked her out. At first Anna was mad that he took so long to ask, but she relented. They spent Christmas 2020 together in a log cabin a few states away.

Anna was supposedly in a relationship with Jeff. Jeff claims to have met her while in Boston during Tony's month-long retirement from TonyTalk. Tony vehemently denied this love-triangle.

In mid-April 2021 Tony announced his intent to propose to Anna. The next week he broke the news: Anna said yes! Fate would play a cruel hand in the weeks to come...

Tony skipped out on the Joshua Higgins memorial show to have dinner with her and her parents (his future in-laws). One thing led to another and this lead to an argument culminating in their breakup. Anna broke up with Tony due to his immaturity, but Tony insist he broke up with her for being an ungrateful stunad.

Tony coped with this loss by forging a new identity: Tony Gangsta. Tony G was a heart-breaker, sexist misogynist who objectifies women to spite them, becoming the immature incel Anna dumped him for. It is even suspected Tony reported Bruce's YouTube channel for daring to attempt to do an interview with her. Due to Tony's wounded persistent feelings for her, she was for a time the new Gloria.

During the Christmas season of 2021 the two rekindled. Tony planned to spend Christmas Eve with her but was pulled out of retirement for a charity show.

During TonyTalk's hiatus in March 2022, Anna and Tony had a heart-to-heart discussion. They figured they were getting older in years so they decided to get married.

Anna's favourite singer is Rico, so Tony had Rico sing her a song to make up for saying racist things to her during sex. Anna liked the song but took umbrage when he slipped in an advertisement for Johnny Longfeather's Blowjob Room.

In mid-2022 Johnny leaked an image of Anna, censoring her face with a crude pig face drawing. Tony was livid and went ballistic at this. Johnny has since admitted he picked a random black woman off Google Images and Tony somehow believed it was her. According to Tony that alleged image of her is after she had lost 62 lbs.

In either June or July 2022 Anna physically attacked Tony for some unknown reason. Tony assured his fans he "handled it" but did not elaborate. Whatever the case, Tony soon after was single.

On August 11th 2022 someone impersonating Anna entered the Salami Brigade Discord room and put Tony on blast, accusing him of assaulting her with a salami log and giving her STDs. Tony stormed to her workplace clinic to confront her and was soon turfed out by security. This swiftly got the impersonator removed from the server.

Asian lover/"Chinkie"
In late 2021 Tony met a new lover in the form of a middle-aged Chinese woman. Tony's heart was still shattered from Anna breaking up with him but she warmed his spirit. Her name is currently unknown but fans call her Chinkie.

They had met at a local grocery store. After a chat they headed out the store to have a cigarette. Before he knew it he had been on two dates with her, seemingly bouncing back from his Tony Gangsta misogynist phase.

Due to her being Asian, the racial slurs came thick and fast on TonyTalk, chief among these utterances being made by Tony when he tells his chat not to say them, speaking them out loud.

The relationship crumbled upon the revelation that she was only using Tony for money. It turned out that her brother, who drives her around in his car, is actually her boyfriend. Ashamed to be made a cuck, Tony told his bocce ball buddies, some of whom are in the La Cosa Nostra, about them, hoping they'll get their shit slapped.

Around early August 2022 Tony encountered Chinkie. He threatened to call the cops on her for stealing his money unless she give him a blowjob. She objected, citing mouth sores, so she gave him a handjob instead. Chinkie later allegedly told Veronica, a female fan from the Salami Brigade Discord room, about the extorted handjob, causing Veronica to flee Kawloon and escape her planned date with Tony. In September 2022, Chinkie and Tony crossed paths again. This time they reconciled and renewed their friendship with a handjob as a token of goodwill.

Kandi
Kandi became Tony's latest lover in November 2021. She is from Big Springs, Texas, and may or may not be the same Kandi that was with Clay Douglas. Tony has so far only had exchanged emails with her but had planned to call her and one day meet her in person to hit her sides.

Tony terminated the relationship after learning that Kandi was employed at Johnny's casino, working in the Blowjob Room.

Peaches
Peaches was a childhood friend of Tony that was, in Tony's words, "a bit retarded". Peaches was naive and prone to believing anything he was told, a bit like Tony. He has been described as being wheelchair-bound and possessed a huge head with small ears, eyes, and mouth.

Unfortunately Peaches died at some point in his life. Mocking Peaches will make Tony ragequit your call and possibly the show.

Tommy
Tommy was a childhood friend of Tony that had gynecomastia (man boobs). Every nickname for breasts also applied to him.

Tommy eventually had surgery to remove them and is living a happier life since then.

Christian Woman
In March 2023 Tony befriended a 'Spanish' Christian woman, current name unknown. His plan was to woo her over so he could hit her sides. He got as far as moving into her place and become the step-father of her three kids. However, he confessed to Johnny in a private chat that he was faking his renewed faith in Christianity just to "smash" her sides. Johnny, disgusted by this, posted a screenshot of this admission to the Salami Brigade main channel. Tony meanwhile he was massaging his lover to prepare her for sex when Johnny's message lit up his phone. She demanded to see the notification and was stunned by the screenshot. She promptly dumped Tony and turfed him out of her house and got him banned from her church.

This woman has three children: an adult daughter whom Tony deems unattractive, a teenage son, and a 'retarded' four year old daughter who is actually autistic. All three of her children dislike Tony, especially the youngest daughter who tended to assault him and spit in his mouth.