Tony stories

There are many stories about Tony. These are told by Tony or others, on TonyTalk or on other shows, and are usually embarrassing.




 * Tony caught his then-gf Gloria getting banged by a used car salesman in a trailer. He bashed on the window and almost broke it in rage.
 * Jesco placed used condoms on the windshield wiper of his car.
 * Jesco also took a shit in the backseat of his car on a drunken night-out.
 * Sherry Lynn's daughter Anne Marie threw a water bottle at Tony's head and it drenched him.
 * Michelle had used him as a sugar daddy, making him buy her clothes, shoes, and other accessories.
 * had a confrontation with a stunad in a grocery store and swung a salami roll at the guy.
 * had another confrontation with a stunad name Carmen on the sidewalk. The scuffle saw them fall over into a snowbank. Carmen jabbed hos knees into Tony's balls then they fell into a snowbank.
 * sometimes broadcasts the show from his toilet. One time DCII was bawling his eyes out with a sob story as Tony was noticeably relieving himself.
 * went to an Italian fair with his girlfriend but was denied access to ride a police horse as he was too heavy.
 * went to a restaurant with Cadillac Joe, who stunk out the bathroom so bad they both got thrown out.
 * has said numerous racial slurs on the show, some unintentional, though the infamous 'chink' word was used in racial hatred.
 * got a Blue Yeti USB Microphone but couldn't figure out how to get it working. He paid a neighbour kid $20 to do it. The kid simply plugged the microphone into a USB slot and pocketed the money.
 * on the day of the 9-2-18 show, Tony went to Six Flags with Sherry Lynn. After he got wet in a ride, he went into the parking lot to change his wet shirt for a dry shirt. Security guards caught him and the police accused him of being a sex offender. This put Tony in a bad nervous mood for the show.
 * went to his doctor's office and spent a long time in the bathroom.
 * was at a party, but once the song Gloria by Laura Branigan began, he got emotional and left.
 * exposed his new girlfriend's name and her daughter's name, both sexually.
 * went on a cruise ship with Sherry Lynn and chatted up an ex-porn actress and wondered why Sherry Lynn was upset.
 * sang at Zumix dressed as Prince and singing Prince songs.
 * also dressed as Michael Jackson and sang his songs as well.
 * went to a local hotel to fight Jesco IRL and got banned from the hotel, which upset Tony as he couldn't meet his bocce ball pals there.
 * chickened out of fighting Jesco IRL; claimed the didn't want sores on his knuckles, like Kent Hopper's dick sores.
 * a potential sponsor for the show was to be a local Boston Thai massage place. Tony tried it out. The masseur offered to walk on Tony's back. Whilst doing so she slipped and landed knee-first on Tony's back. The sudden shock and pain made Tony fart. The masseur leapt off and argument broke out, resulting in Tony being thrown out and the sponsorship deal cancelled.
 * in high school Tony was friends with the only two gay guys in the school. One day the gay guys were having sex in Tony's bedroom with cowboy hats on. Tony's mother walked in on them.
 * on New Year's Eve 1973, Tony wanted a New Year's kiss from a beautiful woman. However, the Chinese food he ate gave him stomach problems. He ran to the bathroom and took a massive shit which stunk out the place. Moment ruined, no kiss for Tony.
 * Tony admits he visited the Alley Bar (local gay bar in Boston) to thank the local gay fans there, like Thom and Willy Wong. They weren't there but the staff gave him a care package of sexy gay men's underwear. Tony kept the underwear.
 * back in elementary school, undercooked eggs for breakfast gave Tony diarrhea. He shat his pants, which ran down into his shoes. That's how he got the nickname Shitwalker. Farts trigger him as they remind him of this childhood incident.
 * Tony was an uber driver in mid-February 2019. He drove a drunk woman for an hour and half because she kept telling him wrong directions. The stress made Tony fart and shit his pants, and that made the drunk girl vomit in the back seat of his car.
 * insists that the image of him isn't him, but when Jesco posted an image of him and Tony as the Mario Bros in the BTR chat, Tony stated it was his face.
 * keeps stating that he owns a Chrysler 300, not a Toyota Avalon, but when Willy Wong wanted Tony to pick him up in Texas with the Avalon, Tony states that the Avalon was totaled in the car crash; he does not correct the car model, hinting that he really does/did own a Toyota Avalon, not a Chrysler 300.
 * one time had bondage sex with a lady. Tony was tied to the bed using their collective socks. The socks were so stinky they were grossed out, the mood was killed, and the sex was aborted.
 * gave Jaybo so much stress that he hit the bottle and relapsed into alcoholism and got hospitalized.
 * visited Jaybo in the hospital and told a nurse not to let black people near him.
 * farted in the elevator at the hospital, and blamed the elevator even though he was the only one in it.
 * went to the bathroom at the hospital but didn't shake his dick, leading to piss stains to visibly form on his sweatpants.
 * flirted with the nurses despite wearing a maroon turtleneck sweater with the piss-stained sweatpants.
 * also allegedly tried to have sex with a blood pressure cuff.
 * spam-texted Agatha's phone about cobrajeff, not getting the hint about not blowing her phone up.
 * made a death threat to Gina's boyfriend but soon apologized.
 * made a death threat to cobrajeff but did not apologize.
 * got stressed and loudly passed gas and sprayed air freshener, all on air.
 * has had IBS flare-ups on the air and tried to pass them off as moving the mic or his shorts squeaking on his chair.
 * continues to defecate while running his radio show and screams at anyone who points that out.
 * slept with a 9th grade girl back in the 10th grade, lost his virginity to her, but lied to everyone saying he was a virgin.
 * thought he had a son but his girlfriend had cheated on him, so the child wasn't his.
 * long-distance dated Anita St. Clair, Mike Buchanan's ex-girlfriend wife, mostly to gain intel on Buchanan.
 * doesn't even wash his hands after shitting on the air.
 * accidentally leaked Jaybo's number on the air and didn't take down the offending episode until days later.
 * as a kid he allegedly brought a meatball sub with him into church and loudly crinkled the deli paper, angering everyone.
 * as a kid he allegedly shoved the statue of Jesus up his ass and waddled around making duck noises.
 * collected outfits worn by musicians. He paid $500 for the suit Prince wore in Purple Rain.
 * dated a blind girl once because she was attractive. He did not have sex with her as she was self-conscious about her looks.
 * gave out Gibson's IP address on the air, crossing a line. He has now sunk as low as Gibson.
 * gave out Doug's phone number and IP on the air.
 * Tony was adopted. His mother gave birth to him as a 16-17 year old and gave him up for adoption. She was a well known actress at the time and it was a decision influenced by the film studio. She reached out to Tony and made him sign a NDA to hide her identity. Now he is flying to Beverly Hills to meet her.
 * shortly before Tony left for Hollywood, someone shit in Tony's Avalon again. He blamed DCII and Jaybo.
 * left a racist voicemail for DCII about shitting in his car.
 * demanded ownership of the Salami Brigade discord chatroom.
 * was planning on selling invites to the discord room for $100 each.

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