Kent Hopper

Kent Hopper, PhD, MD, is a pastor, dean, reverend, Rabbi, captain, scout master, and ex-member of God's Rainbow Ministry. He has since splintered off to form his own ministry: Abbas House.

Characteristics of a Kent Hopper call include his introductory "helloooooooo", reading off his titles, and his constant mispronunciations of words, which he credits to Canadian dialect.



Kent vs Kenny
In the beginning Kent was introduced as a rival to Pastor Ken, with a bitter past between them. Kent would cite Kenny's past as a student of his who often delivered him coffee. Unfortunately for Kent, Tony would often take Ken's side.

Kent has been credited for usurping Ken's flock, spreading lies and rumors about Ken, and for having bulldog teeth. Kent's credibility was further damaged by the allegations of working with Barry Schwartz, supplying his flower and pottery shop with bootleg TonyTalk merchandise and masturbation tents.

The real Kent Hopper stopped calling in mid-2018 but a fake Kent took over. Tony, with his inability to tell voices apart, immediately fell for the imposter. Thus the rivalry between Ken and Kent has continued, with TonyTalk as their battleground.

Mannerisms
Hopper's voice is unique amongst other trolls. His sentences are punctuated with pauses and spoken in a robotic monotone voice. Humorously his pronunciation leaves much to be desired: for example, he pronounces Benjamin Buford Fontaine as 'Benjahmin Boofid Fountain'. He would pronounced vagina as 'vajinna' and penis as 'pennis'.

His other qualifications are sometimes called into question. Despite having a PhD he cannot work out 4781*10. Combined with his speech impediment, it makes Tony think of him as a stunad.

Recently
Kent had been quiet for quite a while but has since restarted his BlogTalkRadio show Abbas House. Additionally, Kent sent Tony a sizeable donation, which has eased the friction between them. Now Tony likes Kent more than Ken; the opposite was true two years prior.