Jaybo

Jaybo is a friend of Tony and step-son of Cadillac Joe, a personal friend of Tony who passed away and is revered by Tony. Jaybo, also known as KalKwen, was Tony's producer for a while, and made things interesting. Jaybo was made the producer of TonyTalk on the 3-24-19 show.

Jaybo knows that the show needs entertainment, and so has not restricted emails and callers to the extent that Tony prefers. Additionally, he has pressured Tony into letting the callers have fun and not be a tyrant who shuts down everyone a la Ghost. In fact, Jaybo got Joshua Higgins into the show early on, whose antics rocketed TonyTalk upward in the BTR ratings.

Outside the show
In real life, Jaybo is an MMA fighter and amateur wrestler. Whenever Tony attended his matches, Jaybo would point to him and call him fat. One time he wiped the sweat off his forehead and flung it at Tony. Since then Tony has refused to attend any more matches.

As well as being a friend and supporter of Tony, he is also a troll. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRGAmhJ1R8o&list=PLpuNrVRKPLThI8WuHdyp-M48OXBLELY2F&index=22&t=248s One time Jaybo doctored a diaper with Nutella and peanut butter and left it on the roof of Tony's car. He then licked the 'shit', which made Tony vomit.]

It has also been theorized that Jaybo was the one who has been supplying Jesco and Sully with tales of Tony, such as being refused access to sit on a horse, singing at clubs dressed as Prince and Michael Jackson, and for allegedly stinking up the bathroom in a restaurant and getting thrown out.

In the second episode of his show Jabb'n w/ Jaybo he revealed that he and Sully were the ones who got him fired from his janitor job many years prior. Jaybo got word that Tony was in danger of losing his job, so he conspired with Sully to ensure Tony's job security. The two of them emptied a portable toilet full of feces all over the room, covering every wall in liquid horror. Despite being gifted the mess of a lifetime Tony was fired.

JayboTalk
A couple of times Tony let Jaybo has his own shows: JayboTalk. Things turned south when Jaybo pretended not to hear Tony when he called in, despite DCII backing up Jaybo about the technical issues.

Jaybo's stunt on JayboTalk saw him fired as producer. Like an abused wife Tony has kept Jaybo around. As Jaybo and Don are good friends, they often corroborate on shared experiences, such as the craziness of BBF's funeral.

Whenever Tony ragequits a show too soon, such as the infamous 2019 DCII birthday show, Jaybo would host a show on TonyTalk to make it up to the fans. Jaybo and friends called up Joseph Gibson's show to congratulate him on winning the 2019 Dick Suck Awards. What transpired were plenty of shit-talk.

During Tony's short retirement in late January 2020, Jaybo hosted a few solo shows. In these episodes he called up Joseph Gibson for serious political talk. In one such episode there was a Jesco vs Joey battle. Tony was more angered by Jaybo giving Gibson a voice on his show than him hosting the show.

Gibson vs Jaybo
Joseph Gibson typically runs his mouth about ruining TonyTalk and getting it shut down and boasting about his gym regime and strength. Eventually Jaybo called him out. This led to Gibson wanting to fight Jaybo in a singles match in official capacity. It was agreed: the two of them will fight in the ring.

Jaybo underwent an intense training regime to build his strength and sharpen his focus. Meanwhile Gibson sat on his ass and ranted about the feds on his show. Predictably, Gibson appears to be resisting the upcoming fight, throwing up obstacles to delay or cancel the brawl. Once they can secure a venue, even if it means lying about raising money for charity, the two will face off in a battle for the century!

Jaybo vs Tony
After the introduction of Tony's sexy persona Danger Smooth, Tony was confronted by an irate DCII who demanded Tony cease the shenanigans. At the urgent request of Don, Tony reinstated Jaybo as producer. It was a reluctant decision that pained Tony.

Jaybo hijacked the 12-2-19 show, hosting the show and changing the password. Tony was so pissed off by this stunt that Jaybo had to vow to never call again to make amends. Jaybo's future on TonyTalk is uncertain.

After Tony's seemingly final episode, he gave the BlogTalkRadio password to Jaybo, who then allowed BBF and Ken to host the new and improved God's Rainbow Ministries. This stunt angered Tony enough to come out of retirement to get his show back. Jaybo is now a permanent member of Tony's shit-list.

Jaybo is constantly busting Tony's balls. Tony suspects Jaybo to be orchestrating trolls and callers to harass Tony. Tony also suspects Jaybo to be several callers, such as Jesco and Johnny Longfeather, and his singing voice to be fake. After Jaybo demonstrated his impressive singing voice, Tony exploded and booted Jaybo from the show.

In return for never calling TonyTalk, Tony has allowed Jaybo to do an after-show. This is for Jaybo and callers to recap the show and shoot the shit. It is here that Joseph Gibson challenged Jaybo a one-on-one fight. When not curb-stomping Gibson on the air, Jaybo also sometimes joins the Discord voice-chat afterwards: an after-after-show.

For a time in late March 2020 Jaybo had access to the BTR studio from his home. This led to fun, such as impromptu farts and troll songs being played. After the first night of shenanigans, Tony was extremely irate. He called Jaybo on accident, thinking he was DCII, then called DCII, ranted and raved, then hung up and drove to Jaybo's place. He got out his car on the narrow road, holding up traffic, calling Jaybo out. Jaybo took his time going outside to confront his friend. Tony flipped Jaybo off, called him a cunt, and drove off. Then he changed the BlogTalkRadio password, locking Jaybo out for good.

In late April 2020 an off-handed comment about ragu demons in his toilet inspired Tony to call Jaybo. The voice message then gave out Jaybo's number out on the air. Jaybo called in to call him out but Tony ended the show to escape the backlash. Undeterred, Jaybo, accompanied by his wife, drove to Tony's place to confront him. The incident played out over the Discord voice chat and ended abruptly as things got fierce. Tony has apologized but still left the offending episode up for a while.

Despite causing the fuck up, Tony insists that he is a victim in all this. Jaybo promptly torn into Tony, calling an attention-seeking drama whore eternal victim and he will no longer support him. Don likewise ended his support for Tony as all he is met with is disinterest, farts, and the occasional N-word uttered.

As a result of the clash between them, they are on amicable barely-speaking terms. Jaybo briefly took a hands-off approach, not wanting anything to do with the show, only calling in to tell Tony off, such as the aforementioned leaking of his phone number. Tony still praises Jaybo for helping get the show started, but will include a "son of a bitch" out of spite.

Jaybo and Don were tired of being an emotional crutch for Tony to vent and cry to. They were also tired of having to coax Tony into not quitting the show. Jaybo's final effort at this was on the 2 Year Anniversary show; the supposed final episode. He told Tony it was foolish to walk away from his fanbase, even if some of them are ball-breaking trolls. Tony brushed off his reasoning, saying his personal quest comes before the TonyTalk universe he created. The two parted ways with a 'see you around' mood.

In mid-July 2020 Tony had an emergency show to seek information on the latest rumour: that Jaybo is the voice behind BBF, Rico, Count Cockula, Sal, among others. Tony threatened to physically assault Jaybo and sue him for harassment and emotional damages. Tony only relented thanks to the testimony of his callers of the contrary; nevermind that Jaybo is a trained MMA fighter and threatening assault would hurt his legal case. To top it all off, Tony called Jaybo to apologize and thus accidentally leaked Jaybo's number again. Jaybo was too tired of Tony's shit to again confront him in person and rip his spine out his ragu-hole.

In November 2020 Jaybo allegedly took a shit beside a dumpster near Jeff's place of work. Jaybo stated it wasn't his fault as he was controlled by Johnny's mystical Native American powers. Tony wasn't sold on that explanation and desires he answer for his crimes.

2021
Jaybo returned on the Valentine's Day 2021 show to tell a drunk self-pitying Tony to end the show. When Tony refused, Jaybo used one of Tony's commonly-used passwords to log in and forcibly end the show to spare his friend's dignity.

Tony knows that Jaybo voices some of the characters that call into his show but isn't sure who. Tony theorizes Jaybo is the voice of Johnny Longfeather, Doug, and other stunads he despises. Due to Jaybo doing an interview with Bruce, Tony gave his ex-friend shit for supposedly talking shit about him.

The Jaybo vs Tony feud reached its intensity when Jaybo the 'Judas' called Tony out on the air. Jaybo tore into Tony, citing him as the architect of his own misery, the sole reason his relationship with Anna crumbled. Tony fought back, calling Jaybo drunk and a pussy for refusing to fight people in person. Jaybo then announced his final solution: he will not call in as his characters anymore and will only call in with the truth. Tony put on a brave face but stress had him end the show early.

During the boycott announcement show, Jaybo called in towards the end to talk sense into Tony. Baby crying sound effects cemented how Jaybo felt towards the immature Tony. Tony, the manchild baby that he is, ended the show early right after that call.

In late September Jaybo promised to apologise to Tony and bury the hatchet. However, during the apology call, Count Cockula swooped in and sucked Jaybo off, terminating the call. Tony called the vicious attack an orchestrated excuse and called off any further apology attempts.

After Tony childishly ended TonyTalk, Jaybo reached out to him with a new show: a Q+A format where they both co-host and answer callers' questions named ASSk Tony. However, Tony realised it would be a non-serious show with shenanigans and chicanery and axed those plans, seemingly ending the TonyTalk revival.

In November 2021 Jaybo picked up Johnny at the American-Mexican border. Johnny was on the run from the feds and was anally smuggling a condom of drugs for a Mexican cartel. Johnny's big bright teeth alerted the authorities, initiating Jaybo into beginning a high speed pursuit from the cops. Jaybo dropped Johnny off in Nevada and returned home.

Jaybo attended Ken's 2021 Christmas Anal Bash. It was tame until Rico arrived and loudly declared Ken was bribing him with a dicksuck to make him leave. Ferrar stormed up to Ken and assaulted him, prompting Jaybo to grab his coat and flee.

At the end of the Very Sal Xmas show Jaybo pulled back the curtain to close out the show. He announced he was stepping back from TonyTalk to pursue his own projects. Tony was mortified to learn that Jaybo was Sal as he genuinely had no idea.

2022
As of 2022 Jaybo has been hands-off with the show. The fans have been pretending that Jaybo has never existed, gas-lighting Tony into doubting his memories. So far it has not worked.

In late February 2022 Jaybo revealed to Tony that he was the vice president of the feared Feathers of Long motorcycle club. He bid farewell to his ex-friend, warning him not to threaten Johnny or besmirch the gang or there would be consequences.

2023
In January 2023 Jaybo was allegedly hired by Bruce as a bodyguard. Jaybo and his family moved to "Sandiefo, Caligornia" according to Tony to live there. Tony seemed happy to have his friend move away, likely as it means little to no chance of an in-person ass-kicking.

Jaybo is currently hiding in Tijuana with Johnny Longfeather. He learned of the plot Markov hatched for his family from concerned friends and had to convince Tony it was a prank to calm him down even though he was uninvolved and unaware of the call.

In May 2023 Jaybo began hosting TonyTalk under the new name Jabb'n w/ Jaybo. Tony would be the special guest, ragequitting when angered and calling back in to protest. Due to Jaybo's job the schedule is erratic but ironically it is more consistent than Tony's schedule.