Minor callers

This is an unfinished list of minor calls who have called into TonyTalk:

Dominguez the Horse
Domínguez the Horse is a Mexican horse that allegedly banged Pastor Ken to death. He is somehow the cousin of Rico and Beanie Loko.

Characteristics of a Dominguez call include his trademark accent and horse-like braying noises. He also trots away from the phone to end the call, similar to Thom dancing away from the phone.

Tony was stunned to receive a call from a horse. He initially denied that reality but he came to grips with it as others, such as DCII and Beanie Loko, backed up Dominguez.

Dominguez is allegedly one of the horses that the Wise Men rode on to visit the infant Jesus of Nazareth.

Dominguez occasionally calls, pining for Ken Fishman to return for more bestiality fun.

Dominguez attended Ken's 2021 Easter Anal Bash. He was the Pet the Pony animal. Ken put Dominguez to work urinating in the kiddie pool to baptize babies and young children in.

TonysToilet


TonysToilet is a notorious BlogTalkRadio chatroom troll and later caller. His MO was to complain about Tony's loose bowels and eating habits, all in brown font. Tony had begged Calvin, his first producer, to ban TonysToilet, but Calvin declined, citing that TonysToilet was an entertaining personality. It seemed that in every show Tony whined about TonysToilet.

In one show, Tony was so pissed off at TonysToilet that he demanded in call in. Once he connected, TonysToilet complained about Tony's fecal cruelty to him. Tony exploded with anger.

When the BlogTalkRadio chatroom updated in late April 2019, Tony migrated to Discord. TonysToilet stayed behind in the BTR chat, forever to condemn Tony for filling him with nastiness. As of late 2019 Tony switched back to his BTR chatroom, enabling TonysToilet's protests to be noticed by Tony. He also sometimes calls in to complain about Tony's diet and lack of respect for his porcelain pal.

TonysToilet has been a lot more common in 2020. He would typically call in to complain of Tony eating ragu and ravioli, two things Tony says no Italian would never eat. Apparently the toilet has WiFi and had a relationship with the bathtub.

When TonyTalk returned after moving, TonysToilet was irate that Tony was shitting in Sully's truck rather than in him. Interesting, the fact that Tony moving into a new place meant he was shitting in a new toilet was not brought up (unless Tony took it with him, which makes sense if it was industrial strength custom built for him).

TonysToilet has been doing business with Barry, supplying him with Tony's ragu shits to produce some kind of chunky sauce for pasta. Tony insists it is a libelous falsehood. Tony then allegedly attack his toilet with a bat, putting it out of commission.

TonysToilet returned in September 2021 after a three month hiatus. He has been rebuilt with computer parts, becoming half-machine half-toilet. Tony was unaware that he had been sitting on top of a Six Million Dollar Toilet.

TonysToilet called in to the TonyTalk finale with a fond farewell. Earlier in the show Tony's very Italian-sounding sink called in to remind Tony to wash his hands, and his toilet gathered similar ire by reminding Tony to wash his hands.

Annabella
Annabella is a female caller from New Jersey who called a handful of times in mid-2018. Initially a supporter of Tony, she eventually snapped.

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-E5RJRnmJ_M&list=PLpuNrVRKPLThI8WuHdyp-M48OXBLELY2F&index=3&t=58s When Joshua Higgins co-hosted a show with Tony, he name-dropped the Alabama Hotpocket. Curiosity had Annabella asked to define it, and then swiftly wished she hadn't.]

In her last call she exploded at Tony, accusing him of hitting on her mother. Tony exclaimed his innocence, but she did not accept it. She stormed off, never to call in again. The loss of her dropped the rare female callers to just Madeleine Mitten and then later on Ashley.

Ashton Lopezawitz
Ashton Lopezawitz was a female troll who got a kick out of breaking Tony's balls. Tony hit on her but was deflated upon learning that she was gay. She then commented on urinating on Rico, suggesting a fetish of hers.

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljbBA7fkFug&list=PLpuNrVRKPLThI8WuHdyp-M48OXBLELY2F&index=18&t=162s She would later call in to apologize to Tony for upsetting him. She then ruined the moment by calling Rico a "fucking fag", which upset Tony.]

Ashton Lopezawitz has not called in since early 2019.

Randy Anderson
Randy Anderson was a minor troll who had a story arc in January 2019 involving his son and drugs. He also impersonated Spencer Rice and made off-colour jokes that angered Tony.

Randy called in to ask Tony for advice: while cleaning his 17 year old son's room, Randy found a bag of cocaine in a drawer. He wanted to know how to confront his son about it. During the call Randy loudly snorted some cocaine. Then he went crazy. A week later Randy's son called in. His father had abandoned him for two days. Tony urged the boy to call the local police and social services. Later on Randy called in to snort more drugs. The saga ended suddenly when they stopped calling in. Tony had mused whether Randy will get the help he needs, and if his son will pick up on any bad habits.

Randy had later returned in late 2019/early 2020, reminding Tony of why he hates him.

In early September 2020 Randy and his daughter were lured to Ken's house. They were then physically assaulted by Ken and threatened by Ferrar with a syringe of his AIDS-tainted blood. Tony abandoned Randy by hanging up, washing his hands clean of it. Randy's brother Johnathan called Tony out for abandoning his brother.

In late 2020 Randy has been visiting Doug at his place for a wellness check. This is due to Doug's volatile nature, heavily drinking and raping his pet raccoon whenever he is upset, which is quite often.

Soon after Tony announced his new love interest, Randy asked him to describe her. Randy loudly masturbated to the descriptions of her, prompting Tony to boot him off the air. Despite banning him, Tony allowed him to return with Pastor Veal to give spiritual guidance. When Veal described a previous lover of his, Randy again masturbated, prompting Tony to boot Randy off the air again.

Ron Christiansen
Ron Christiansen is an OG troll who has been harassing Tony in the BlogTalkRadio chatroom in 2018. After BTR updated the chatroom and Tony fled to Discord, Ron seemed to have disappeared, much to Tony's delight.

After a long absence Ron returned in 2020 to call in with his usual MO: begging for sex and other aggressive homoerotic comments.

During the Christmas 2020 show, Ron called in to tearfully apologise for his sexual ways. It turns out he had been employed by Ken Fishman to sexually harass Tony, or else be physically hurt by Tony Ferrar. Tony had forgiven him.

Señor Arriba


Señor Arriba is an acclaimed wrestler from Mexico and rising star in the indie luchador scene. Tony, ever the wrestling fan, pounced on the opportunity to interview him live on the air. Arriba's personality proved disastrous for the interview.

When not wrestling, Señor Arriba fights crime alongside El Deeko.

Arriba has occasionally returned to TonyTalk, never breaking character as a loco luchador. Most recently he phoned in to announce him boycotting the show.

Arriba called in late February 2022 to distract Tony while one of Johnny's motorcycle goons rang his doorbell.

Hulk Hogan
Hulk Hogan, or rather the troll impersonating him, is a former wrestling champion a fan of the show. He would call around late 2018.

'Hogan' would praise Tony for being true to himself and being strong and defiant against his trolls and critics. Tony was flabbergasted and fangirling, fully believing that the real Hulk Hogan was calling in.

Hulk Hogan calls in again on the 1-13-18 show to warn Tony not to badmouth President Trump. Tony begrudgingly obeyed his idol.

In Hogan's third call he told the truth about Pastor Ken: Ken was in WWF and got fired for trying to bang British Bulldog's bulldog. Tony was conflicted whether to believe that or not. Despite idolizing Hulk Hogan, he shelved the 'truth' as perhaps misremembrance.

The Hulkster returned after a very long absence in March 2020 to pump Tony and the TonyTalk fans up for the Fontaine Championship Wrestling event. Unlike previous Hulk Hogan calls, Tony did not fall for it.

Hulk returned after an absence in the first episode of Tony SeXxX with good news: he was doing a remake of 90s show Thunder in Paradise with himself and Johnny Longfeather. Johnny pointed out that he has yet to sign anything yet.

Hogan made his glorious return in early-July 2021 to call Tony out for ducking an interview he promised with a YouTuber. Hogan was in town to shill BBF's new whiskey. It was here that Tony revealed that he's always hated Hulk Hogan for 'ruining' wrestling, citing Sting's stalled career, which runs counter to Tony's admiration to the Hulkster in his first calls.

The Hulkster returned in Smooth Talkin' with Sal episode 3 in early August 2022 to shill his latest kit: the Hulk Hogan FlexLight. It is a fleshlight that plays his catchphrase when a penis is inserted. Rico tested the product in the commercial. Costs are $19.99 each plus $50.00 tax, shipping and handling is $100.

Chris Jericho
Chris Jericho is a WWE champion and ex-idol of Tony. Once revered by Mr. Gaga, he now hates Jericho's guts.

The animosity began at a WWE event in Boston. Tony attended with his Fozzy album for a signature. Chris Jericho, as well as Batista, mocked Tony and walked away. From then on Tony has hated Chris Jericho.

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Es7WRKrPtI0&list=PLpuNrVRKPLThI8WuHdyp-M48OXBLELY2F&index=9&t=388s That wouldn't be the end of Jericho on TonyTalk. Much later on, someone would call in with Jericho sound clips. Tony believed it was the real Chris Jericho and told him to stay on his own podcast.]

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vRLW10oKxc&list=PLpuNrVRKPLThI8WuHdyp-M48OXBLELY2F&index=24&t=242s A more recent Jericho call was made. An audio clip of Chris Jericho was played, who lamented the theft of his AEW title belt. Tony was the prime suspect of stealing the belt, which he adamantly denied.]

Tony hates Chris Jericho (and Batista) with a vengeance: he stated that if given the chance he would confront Jericho IRL and attack him, assuming that being a wrestler he wouldn't know how to fight for real. Time will tell if Tony gets his wish, and Y2J sends Tony to hospital with The Judas Effect.

Michael Jackson
Michael Jackson aka the King of Pop was once an idol of Tony. After the recent revelation of MJ's shenanigans, Tony's support for him faltered a bit.

One of the tales Jesco told on TonyTalk is that Tony would sing on stage dressed as Michael Jackson, in an ill-fitting suit, and strut like Michael.

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljbBA7fkFug&list=PLpuNrVRKPLThI8WuHdyp-M48OXBLELY2F&index=18&t=0s Michael called into the show in March 2019 to thank Tony for not giving up on him. MJ apologized for not molesting Tony as he was too old at the time. Tony was not amused.]

This Michael Jackson caller is not to be confused with Andy's impersonation of the King of Pop.

Filthy Phil Burnell


Filthy Phil Burnell is a male gay prostitute that boasts of his ability to pleasure his clients.

He finds Tony to be an aphrodisiac; TonyTalk would be the arousing background sound to boost his performance.

His signature sex act involves eating cereal out of the anus of his client (one of which is implied to be [[Joseph Gibson]). This had Tony sick to his stomach.] Since then Phil hasn't called in, though he is around in the Discord chat.

Filthy Phil returned in the first episode of Tony SeXxX. The COVID-19 pandemic had dried up his prostitution so he moved into adult film production. He offered Tony a starring role in a threesome with two Nubian princesses. Tony was tempted until it was revealed he would be pegged by them.

Phil returned in late March 2021 after Tony's return from retirement with startling news. Being a male prostitute during an epidemic meant he caught COVID-19 27 times. He was approached by Pfizer to make their vaccine; as a result, every dose of the COVID-19 vaccine has a small amount of Phil's semen.

In 2021/2022 Phil released an instructional video: How to Jerkoff On Skype. Tony allegedly watched it to prepare for his Skype sessions with Jeff's ex Nessa. This video was instrumental in getting Alfonso and Rico back together.

Moishe Higgins
Moishe Higgins is Joshua Higgins's uncle. His voice resembles Bernie Sanders, complete with use of Yiddish words. He assisted his nephew in writing his x-rated Bible.

Moishe only called in a handful of times before disappearing. With the real Dr. Joshua Higgins passed away, it is speculated that Moishe will not call in out of respect. Tony wants Moishe to call in to discuss things, so maybe Moishe might return.

After two years of absence, Moishe returns to announce he is boycotting TonyTalk, along with the entire Jewish community. He did return the next show to shill his famous Moishe Matzah ball soup, which can cure COVID and impotence.

Moishe returned in January 2022 to condemn Tony for stealing Jeff's girl. Moishe was attended a bar mitzvah at Johnny's casino during the call.

Moishe attended Ken's funeral in February 2022. He did not know much of Ken, other than he made his nephew Joshua happy, which is good enough for him. It is unknown if Moishe participated in the gay dick-suck orgy that transpired during the funeral.

Juan


Juan from Alabama is a minor caller and friend of Tony. He is obsessed with Nick Saban and football.

His catchphrase is "Roll Tide", the rallying cry for Alabama's sports teams. Juan would ask Tony to yell his catchphrase, resulting in a loud shrill "ROLL TIDE!" followed by coughing.

One time Tony was furious at Juan for accidentally kicking his dog. Juan was kicking the air in anger and didn't notice his dog until his foot made contact. This led to Tony hanging up on Juan immediately à la Beanie Loko. Tony soon forgave Juan as he was still a fan and supporter.

Despite their friendship, Juan has turned on Tony a few times. Around the time Tony was hanging up on Rico and Beanie Loko immediately, Juan accused Tony of being racist towards Hispanics. To save face Tony relaxed on banning Rico. Another time Juan rambled for minutes on end, leading to Tony getting noticeably frustrated. Juan ripped into him for being racist yet again.

Clarence
Clarence is a caller from Des Moines and cousin of Don Cornelius II. He is more thug than DCII and swears like a sailor.

Clarence is very defensive of his cousin Don. When Rico insulted Don, Clarence broke into Rico's place and jammed his guitar up his rectum. This stunt saw Clarence tossed into jail and Rico hospitalized.Tony and Don visited Clarence in prison, to which Clarence is thankful for. To make it up to him, Clarence tracked down Jesco to the Alley Bar (who was giving Thom a dick-suck) and pimp-slapped Jesco until he ran off. When Clarence commented on Jesco's micro-penis, Tony burst out laughing and thanked Clarence for giving his nemesis some deserved retribution.

One time Tony called Clarence 'Don', which sent Clarence into a rage. Tony had to do some major ass-kissing to win his friend back.

Clarence and his cousin Don were wrongfully imprisoned in late 2020 for allegedly dealing cocaine and prostitutes in Niggleribs. Having since been bailed out by Jaybo, he is "off his chain", eager to get revenge on the Texan son of a bitch who allegedly put them there.

Clarence has not been calling into the show lately.

Willy from Des Moines
Willy is a caller from Des Moines and cousin of Don Cornelius II. His calls tend to be quick and full of praise of Tony and his show, which Tony admires.

As noted, Willy's calls are fast and to the point. Rarely do his calls go over a minute in length. Tony appreciates Willy's calls as they are a booster shot of praise (and ego-feeding) that doesn't take up much airtime.

Willy has been impersonated on the show. Tony deduced it was a fake by the runtime of the call; the real Willy wouldn't ramble on for ages a la Juan. Despite the hiccup Tony still admires and respects Willy, putting him on a pedestal as an example of a good caller.

Willy has not been calling into the show lately.

Request Guy
Request Guy, aka Gabriel or possibly Brie, is a troll who would request that Tony send him something disgusting.

These can range from:
 * sealed farts in a jar
 * armpit sweat in a beer can
 * boogers on a plate
 * toenails in a Fritos bag
 * diarrhea on the face
 * blow nose over his face
 * permission to have sex with Tony's fat rolls
 * perform the Cleveland Steamer on him
 * popping zits into a mayonnaise jar (this one almost made Tony legit vomit)
 * suggesting Tony make some money by putting his IBS to good use.

Mike Hunt


Mike Hunt is a celebrity personal trainer who attempted to whip Tony into shape. Despite saying his name over a dozen times, Tony still hasn't grasped the double entendre of his Mike's name.

The regime would include a diet, cock-pushups, and holding buckets of water while Mike kicks Tony in the balls. Mike also spoke of a exercise regime he did with Joseph Gibson: naked kickboxing. Tony did not want to feel the cool breeze between his legs (probably because he is capable of producing his own wind).

Lately Mike has been exploring his artist side from a bold new angle: Diarrhea Art! He offered to shit out a few masterpieces to Tony and send them in the mail.

Mike has begun a new segment on TonyTalk: MuscleTalk! Dedicated to giving advice to weight loss and muscle development, the debut segment got a rough start when Mike recommended that truck drivers like Sully rape a woman in every town they visit. Then he further tested Tony by desiring to sell protein powder made from Tony's farts.

The impact of the COVID-19 coronavirus has resulted in Mike's gym closing. Due to spending all his money on steroids, he reached out to Barry to sell Barry's bootleg TonyTalk merch out of Mike's gym. Tony was not too happy. To sell his unsold stock, Mike sold TonyTalk Protein Powder as cocaine to the SAMCRO gang and now Clay Morrow and Jax Teller are after Tony and Mike. Morrow even called Tony's show.

Mike is also a talented wordsmith and often shares poetry on TonyTalk. Most times the poems end with a zing at Tony's expense, leading to ranting and an angry hang-up.

Mike returned in the second episode of Tony's post-retirement comeback with two tisbits of news: he was dating a fifteen year old girl that fucks like a pro, and Carmine is attending his gym and wants a TonyTalk blowup doll to beat up and fuck.

Mike Hunt returned in mid-September 2021. He was working with Charlie Sheen and traded infected needles with him. He has hired Tony Ferrar as his personal stylist. Upon learning that Tony gained 40lbs over the last year Hunt stated he'd shove dirty steroid needles inside Tony as punishment.

Mike Hunt surfaced in January 2022 to offer Tony a new weight loss technique: an injection of an elephant abortion inducer. This injection would make Tony piss out at least 50lbs of fat at a time. Tony was not interested to say it mildly.

Leroy Jackson
Leroy Jackson is a caller from the Hugs for Harlem show, hosted on Howard Stern's show. Leroy would trigger Tony with his combative attitude, accusing Tony's show of being racist in nature. He's called in a few more times, upsetting Tony every time.

Leroy returned after a long absence in late February 2020. Despite being married for 22 years, he banged his sister-in-law and took her virginity. He blamed her lust for his big dick, but Tony wouldn't accept the excuse. Leroy returned again in late August 2020 to complain of Tony's racism. Tony denied being racist whilst saying the N-word multiple times. Leroy did the same stunt in early October 2020, and Tony once again revealed his inner klansman.

Leroy returned in February 2022 to paid tribute to the passing of his friend Barry Schwartz. Leroy revealed that he's created around 25-45 funerals and Barry brought flowers to every single one. Tony was proud until he pieced together that 'creating funerals' meant homicide.

Nowadays Leroy is a pastor and co-host of God's Rainbow Ministries with Ken. Despite being a man of the cloth, Tony still calls him "black guy".

He is not to be confused with Joseph Gibson's brother, Leroy.

FireFoxNews
FireFoxNews is a BlogTalkRadio personality and host of FIREFOXNEWS ONLINE. He was initially a friend of Tony who advised him on how to deal with trolls and stunads, like a proto-Gibson. His presence angered the TonyTalk community as he too was a egotistical confrontational windbag serious caller who took up too much airtime.

To end the friendship, someone pretended to be FireFoxNews and mocked Cadillac Joe, a near and dear deceased friend of Tony's.

Fred Millers
Fred Millers from West Virginia, USA, is a racist caller who blindsided Tony with a sudden call for the extermination of minorities. He also reminded Tony of his 'shitwalker' days, which upset Tony.

Tony did the hangup-upon-recognition technique on Fred which got him to stop calling in.

Suzette
Suzette was a serious caller whom Tony was enamored with. She was a rare combination of female caller and supportive caller. Tony was practically in love with her and desired her sides. This attraction to her was exploited by splicing her in a troll call. The call was so hilarious that Tony couldn't be mad at it.

Suzette has not called into the show lately.

Dvon
Dvon is a friendly caller who pumps Tony up with supportive encouraging calls. He presents himself as being the actual D-Von Dudley. Dvon likes to talk about wrestling, where he plays theme music during the conversation. Tony likes Dvon as he is the opposite of a stunad.

Dvon returns in late September 2020. Tony does not remember him at first and probably still doesn't remember him.

Sven


Sven is a Swedish caller that Tony likes. Sven is a friendly caller who supports Tony, though his long-winded monologues sometimes tests Tony's patience. One time Tony lost connection to BlogTalkRadio, so for five minutes it was SvenTalk. He did a brief Q+A with the Discord chat before Tony regained control.

After a year's absence Sven returned in January 2022 to wish Tony good health, as Tony was audibly shitting.

Sven returned for the TonyTalk finale to wish Tony a fond farewell. A fart sound was made and Tony blamed Sven, leading to possibly the only time in TonyTalk history that Tony got negative at Sven.

Sadly, despite being one of the few positive callers, Tony barely acknowledges Sven unless he calls.

Michael
Michael was a caller back in the early days of TonyTalk. He is characterized by his crying and pained tone, always on the verge of tears. Usually he would make unsavoury confessions to Tony that offend him, such as Father Giani molesting him, or banging Tony's mother. Prior to TonyTalk he printed Clay Douglas' books, translated them to Hebrew, and shipped them to Mexico, an act which Clay is still sore about.

Michael has not called into TonyTalk since around mid-2018.

Jose
Jose was a Mexican caller who lives in Big Spring, Texas. He was working at the restaurant where Barry and Steve and other fans of The Free American got together for a meet and greet that descended into chaos. Much later on Jose called in to claim that Pastor Ken and Calvin banged in the parking lot and Ken purchased some tacquitos off Jose's grandmother and shoved them up his ass.

Jose returned in mid-April 2021 to take part in Ken Fishman's Easter Bash party. Jose won Ken's (stolen) truck in a raffle. Ken lured Jose inside his house to sign the paperwork. Once inside, Ken trapped Jose in. Jose is currently imprisoned inside Ken's house, getting molested by Ken, Ferrar, and Doug.

Father Chianti
Father Chianti is a an elderly priest from Boston who claims to be a good friend of Father Gianni and has known of Tony since his youth. Chianti would call in and tell stories of Tony's childhood mischief, such as him shoving a statue of baby Jesus up his ass. When Count Cockula returned, Father Chianti vowed to vanquish the unholy beast as he is a vampire hunter.

After a long absence Father Chianti returned with bad news: he has the COVID-19 coronavirus! He and Father Gianni both caught the virus when they saw Tony in a local supermarket and Tony's foul farts went down their throats and gave them the illness.

Steve Ricardo
Steve Ricardo is a Southerner with a penchant for asking homoerotic questions to Tony. He inflamed Tony's ire by wasting his time for a special show that went nowhere. He is recognized by his drawl and use of "maaaaaan" which he drags out like Rico rolling his Rs.

Steve Ricardo has been accused by a few people of being another alias of a former caller, Spencer Rice. Whether this is true or not is unknown.

Count Cockula
Count Cockula is an gay vampire many centuries old. He stalks men at night to suck their dicks. Back in the 13th century he was bleeding to death outside a theater and was approached by the original vampire, Count Dracula. Cockula sucked his dick and swallowed his cum, which made him immortal. He swallowed too much though, as his theme tune plays whenever he goes.

He first called in on the Halloween 2018 special. He was speculated to call back for Halloween 2019 but Tony skipped that special. To get revenge, Cockula sucked off BBF and Rico, before donating $100 to get his own show. It was there that Cockula encountered his bitter enemy, Van Jizzling. The skirmish failed to kill Cockula but it drove him away, back to slumber and dream of dick-suck.

Count Cockula also emerged at Easter time. He made his glorious appearance around April 2020 but fled from the Dick Signal in the sky, as El Deeko was on his way. El Deeko was unable to slay the gay vampire but remains vigilant for the sloppy sounds of dick-suck.

Count Cockula reemerged when TonyTalk returned in July 2020. He defeated Ragu the Shit Clown by sucking his dick to death. Now Count Cockula wants Tony to suck his dick as repayment.

The Count has returned in October 2020 for a festival fellatio. On Halloween he went to the Alley Bar. His friend Thom hooked him up with some willing gay victims. He gave one of them a blumpkin on a pumpkin. Van Jizzling returned to slay the vampire, but his loud Castlevania music annoyed Tony. Then Jizzling threatened to shove the wooden stake up Tony's ass, ending the call in a huff.

A Count Cockula musical is in the works. Tony played one of the songs on his show, sung by the Count himself. Tony is bewildered that a gay vampire would sing operatically about dick-suck.

Count Cockula has boycotted TonyTalk and will decline to suck Tony's dick, a decision Tony thanks him for.

In October 2021 Cockula was visited by Alfonso dressed as a pumpkin. Alfonso then gave Cockula a blumpkin pumpkin live on the air. Tony terminated the call and called the couple "faggots". Count Cockula attended Ken's funeral in February 2022. He wished to suck Ken's dead dick, but Ken was cremated, leading to a dejected Cockula to turn into a bat and fly away. Cockula returned when Tony Ferrar started a gay dick-suck orgy, joining Ferrar in sucking off Rico and Alfonso.

Ashley
Ashley is a female demon in the form of a ten year old girl from a 90's animated series. Her calls vary from friendly and supportive to unleashing hellfire, all the while scaring the shit out of Tony.

Ashley was introduced to Tony via Jaybo on the September 29, 2019 show. Tony was keen to hit the sides long-distance but was frightened by Ashley and almost had a panic attack. Tony seemed more upset that she was in a lesbian relationship than being under-aged.

Ashley has damned TonyTalk, God's Rainbow Ministries, and Joseph Gibson for displeasing her. In Tony's case it was when he ended their friendship during the Hollywood arc of May 2020. In retaliation, Ashley summoned Ragu the Shit Clown, a meat-based sauce demon clown that smells of cotton candy and farts.

Ashley is a contentious person in the TonyTalk community. Her abrasiveness attitude, combative nature, and drama-inducing slights have led to actions like her being kicked out of the Salami Brigade Discord room and being impersonated on TonyTalk with calls like "HIIIIIII! JUST WANTED TO SAY HIIIIIII!" The community had an edit war over her page that led to an intervention by a Miraheze admin. Her page was then moved to the minor callers page lest stronger action be taken that threatens the wiki.

Tony's opinion on Ashley change with time. Ar first he nervously accepted her friendship but then cut ties with her once he had a taste of the good life in Hollywood. Ashley's kind supportive emails have lifted Tony out of retirement a few times but the appreciation was soured by her increasing intolerance of his attitude. Nowadays Tony thinks Ashley is mentally handicapped like Ken and urges the fans not to attack her, though some like Jeff say she deserves the criticism and then some.

Doug
Doug, who also goes by Sid, is a regular caller on God's Rainbow Ministry who has since branched out onto TonyTalk. Known for his drunken ramblings, Tony has little patience for him. Then Doug disrespected the late Joshua Higgins, which is inexcusable. Now he is on Tony's shitlist, hung up on whenever Tony recognizes his voice. Tony has also IP banned Doug from his BTR chatroom.

Recently Doug has been going through rehab and medication to curb his alcoholism. Tony figured Doug had turned over a new leaf and has relaxed his temper. In a shocking twist Doug allied with Tony Ferrar and gave out Jaybo's home phone number on GRM. It is no surprise that Jaybo dropped Doug. To get back at Doug, Tony gave out Doug's phone number and stated that Doug's real name is Paul.

Doug is a persistent thorn in Tony's side. Recently Doug sent Tony a nasty email where he called Tony a 'nigger'. Tony posted that email on a Black Lives Matter forum, along with Doug's personal information.

Doug is a breeder of raccoons and likes to insert them inside his rectum. He has been able to hide three to four of them at once in there.

Doug has given Dr. Peter Paul Ventura permission to have sex with his adult daughters. The plan is to role play with them in a cabin in the woods.

Doug has been allegedly questioning his sexuality for some time. He consulted Alfonso for guidance, who in turn guided him to his horse-cock. Doug has also met up with Rico. Doug offered gay sex in return for Rico betraying Tony. Rico screwed over Doug by screwing his ass but not betraying Tony.

Doug has a pet raccoon. He has sex with it whenever he is upset, which is a lot of the time due to his insensitivity to people pointing out his many flaws.

In early 2021 Doug got his own appreciation show. A lot of fan favourite callers boycotted the show, and Doug didn't even call in.

Speaking of boycotts, in late-August Tony's fanbase rebelled against him and boycotted his show for stunadery. Tony accused Doug of being a character Jaybo plays and dared Doug to call in, which he did not do.

Doug allegations:
 * drunken attacked and sexually assaulted his daughters with spoons.
 * while working at food catering, he threw up in a blender and served vomit smoothies. He was fired for this.
 * threatened to hang his daughters with a noose if they act up.
 * allowed his daughters to snort lines of cocaine off Jeff's dick.
 * sent Gibson photos of his daughters in exchange to get on the air.
 * sent a private message to Pastor Veal, threatening to do a Nigerian Hurricane to his Veal's under-aged daughter.

Dr. Peter Paul Ventura


Dr. Peter Paul Ventura, abbreviated as DPPV, is a registered sex offender from California. He had encountered Joseph Gibson in prison in the early 1990s and befriended him. DPPV acted as Gibson's pimp, forcing Gibson to sell his body for soups and cigarettes and beating him when he gave his ass away for free.

Dr. Ventura often gives insight into Gibson's psyche, such as his fascination for anal self-pleasure and his lust for black men. Gibson asserts that it is not the real Dr. Peter Paul Ventura calling and occasionally threatens DPPV with bodily harm.

Peter Paul has recently taken an interest in Doug's adult daughters. Doug has giving his permission and blessing for the threesome and has even given the good doctor pointers such as slapping, choking, and hair-pulling.

Ventura has asked for Tony's listeners to send him photos of their young daughters for examination, for he intends to launch a worldwide 'babysistters club' business. That call made him, in Tony's eyes, one of the creepiest callers he's ever had.

Ventura has been experimenting with Doug's teenage daughters in 2021. He allegedly raped and stabbed one of them in the neck with a knife while Doug watched and anally masturbated.

Ventura lately has been keen on meeting Dewy's wife. Juggling all those young women is a challege but he reckons he has enough knives to go around (to every neck of theirs).

Ventura thanked Tony in January 2022 for helping Tony hunt for teenage girls around high schools. Tony loudly denied any involvement.

Anita St. Clair
Anita St. Clair is Mike Buchanan's ex-girlfriend current wife and Tony's current ex-sweetheart. Seeing as she resides in the UK, Tony was long-distance dating her but wanted to hit her sides.

On the 04-14-20 show, Anita was kidnapped by Abobo for the Double Dragon gang, a cult that Mike Buchanan is a member of. Tony seriously suggested he will travel to the UK to save her, even though Billy and Jimmy Lee and Guile are on the case.

It was soon revealed that Anita was always with her husband Mike Buchanan and was catfishing songs for Mike's record label, to be sung by Sal. She had the fake kidnapping arranged so she can escape Tony. Now she has joined Ashley and Madeleine Mitten as rare female trolls.

Tone Sanchez
Tone Sanchez is a caller from Cincinnati, Arkansas, who sounds an awful lot like comedian Gilbert Gottfried, though nothing has been confirmed on this end. Known for his high energy, he berates Tony and calls him a dumb motherfucker for turning his back on his friends, and fans. He's known to put certain strange emphasize on certain words to further accentuate his point. Since Tony has moved to Beverly Hills, Mr. Sanchez has given him hell under the disguise of Liquid Tony.

Ragu the Shit Clown
Ragu the Shit Clown is a demonic clown from Hell that Ashley summoned after he terminated their friendship. One can sense when Ragu the Shit Clown is near when they smell cotton candy and farts. Creepy circus music follows Ragu where ever he goes. Ragu the Shit Clown is a trifecta of three things Tony hates: ragu, shit, and clowns.

Ragu the Shit Clown has succeed in enraging Tony to the point ragequitting the second episode of Tony SeXxX and quickly quitting the third. El Deeko attempted to hunt Ragu in a haunted house but was spooked by creaking floorboards and the scent of farts. Tony, however, is more annoyed of Ragu than scared, and would often launch into a "this is what I'm talking about" rant after a Ragu call.

Ragu was defeated during Tony's two week break of late June/early July 2020. Count Cockula sucked Ragu's dick to death. Now that Cockula is demanding Tony suck his dick as repayment, Tony realized he had traded one evil for another.

Self Suck King
His Majesty Self Suck King is the king of self-sucking. No call of his is complete without the sloppy sounds of autofellatio. His gimmick disgusts Tony deeply and the sucking sounds trigger him.

King has called in offering lessons for those who seek to self-suck. He has had to turn down Tony Ferrar, who planned to spit his cum into the mouths and open wounds of people he doesn't like.

The King appeared at the Alley Bar to work his magic, much to the delight of Thom. He has also known to peef which absolutely disgusts Tony.

In mid-2021 the King had suffered a ball tunnel hernia and needed surgery. Currently he is in unable to ejaculate and is in distress and pain from it.

His majesty returned in February 2022, feeling better post-surgery. He was saddened by Barry's death as he had plans to work with Barry to create ball tunnels.

Mrs. Longfeather
Mrs. Longfeather, first name currently unknown, is Johnny's promiscuous wife and the new Madeleine Mitten. She typically calls in to defend her husband, which he rewards by banging her live on-air. She has horrified Tony to the point he has banned her from the show.

Isabelle
Isabelle Bonita Sabatelli is a crazed fangirl of Tony of Madeleine Mitten proportions. She hits on Tony, dropping not-so-subtle hints, wanting him to hit her sides. Tony is flattered and is interested enough to pursue her.

Isabelle is the jealous type and has threatened to maim a lady friend Tony had over. She wants him all to herself.

Mississippi Mike
Mississippi Mike is a gravely-voice man from Mississippi. He worked on an oil rig for six months and came home to his wife who gambled away his TonyTalk merch and cock-ring.

Mike has admitted to being the one who took such a messy shit that made Tony quit his janitor job. Considering that the incident took place before TonyTalk was launched, Tony believed the tale and slammed Mike for being a son of a bitch stunad.

Mike was ordained as a minister and wanted to sell My Little Tonies dolls to fund the event. These little dolls are chubby, wear a turtleneck sweater with a golden plastic chain, and go "OH!" when poked.

Mike joined Pastor Veal's flock but tends to spend a long time in the bathroom due to bowel problems. Mike was building up a flock of his own but Ken Fishman hacked Abbas House, causing Mike to lose his flock.

Mike called during the Mother's Day 2021 show and revealed his disturbing past: he engaged in incest with his mother from the age of 16 to 26. Such a revelation bothered Tony to the point he had a panic attack and had to be hospitalized.

Mike called in on the debut episode of Tony Gangsta with another incest story: he had sex with his grandmother. Then his granny had the nerve to spread gossip that his penis was small. Tony ended the call before he had another panic attack.

Trivia:
 * once visited Michael Jackson as a teenager at Neverland Ranch and received a blowjob from him.
 * was one time date-raped by his uncle and had a cucumber broken off in his ass.
 * was at a church and needed to pee but the bathroom was out of order. He peed in a chalice, not realizing it had holy water in it. Pastor Veal sprinkled the urinated holy water on the communion to bless them.
 * is into the Alabama hot pocket

Bashir
Bashir is a Pakistani who runs an orphanage in Uganda. Pastor Ken visited the orphanage to preach the word of the Lord and to suck the young boys into manhood. Bashir defended the boys by sodomizing Ken with a cricket bat. Bashir later applauded Tony for coming out of the closet, but warned him to stay away from little boys or he'll get a cricket bat up his ass as well.

Bashir would later return under the guise of Baresh. Despite claiming he is not gay he sodomizes Ken Fishman after announcing him boycotting TonyTalk.

Jim Ross
Good ol' Jim Ross is one of the most beloved wrestling commentators and idolized by Tony. BBF hired Ross to commentate on his Fontaine Enterprises Championship Wrestling. Tony was stunned that JR would agree to do it.

In September 2020 Jim Ross got into trouble for wishing Anna Jay would have a wardrobe malfunction. Tony lambasted cancel culture trying to get him fired. Jim Ross called in to thank Tony for the support, but his comments angered Tony, denouncing him as a fake.

In October 2020 it was announced that Ken Fishman and Kent Hopper will be fighting in the ring. JR will be commentating on the slobber-knocker live on TonyTalk, much to the sighs and protests of Tony. The match however did not happen for whatever reason.

JR returned in late September 2021 to reveal the true culprit of the infamous Plane Ride from Hell: Johnny Longfeather! Tony was not surprised that Johnny would be involved in such a dark chapter in WWE's history.

Internet Friend


Internet Friend is a mentally-challenged caller who calls from the Handicap Group Home. His misadventures typically involve disgusting things, such as munging or make sculptures from feces. Despite Friend's retardation, Tony yells at him like any other stunad, showing no compassion or patience to the disabled.

In early October 2020 Internet Friend was forced to join a gang of fellow handicaps and sell drugs.

In late March 2021 Friend revealed that the group home is hosting a Fight Club to ration food: the winner gets dinner. Poor Friend had been without food for three days when he divulged that information. The tard guards had also locked all the bathrooms, so there are plenty of soiled pants in the home.

Friend has also revealed an alarming observation: the tard guards are cultists and use the residents as disciples in their rituals. Ashley and Evil Tony delivered a goat, which the retards were forced to ritualistically slaughter and mung back to life.

Internet Friend is dating a quadriplegic from the group home. He gave her anal but ended up giving her pinkeye when the pillow accidentally flipped onto her face.

Donald Trump
Donald Trump in late 2020 took time out of his presidential campaign trail to phone TonyTalk. His calls usually consisted of slams against liberals and the Democratic Party, with reminders to vote for him. Tony, who already saw the Don as a stunad, was quick to sigh and groan when his president called.

Dewey


Dewey, aka Cucky (real name Adam Dewhirst), is a caller from Australia. He is known for his rambling comments spam on InsaneEnergy's videos and his hostility. He has admitted to sending Tony the exposé email that spurred him to temporarily quit TonyTalk.

Dewey has opened a new business at Johnny's casino: Dewey's Disco Room. The music would consist of his own music and the funkiest disco hits from yesteryear.

Dewey has allegedly given permission to allow Dr. Peter Paul Ventura to wine and dine his wife and then engage in sex with her while he watches (or fucks a koala). Ventura has said he'd rather jump straight to the rough sex with a knife pressed against her throat.

Dewey spent some time in the TonyTalk Discord being the chat toilet, getting shat on by everyone. He and InsaneEnergy duked it out in Discord voicechat, getting stomped on. A week after he joined the chatroom voted and Dewey was kicked out.

When Tony returned to BlogTalkRadio in late March 2021 he gave an epic brutal smackdown to Dewey. Nowadays Dewey spends his days crying and flailing about like the shit stain on TonyTalk history that he is.

Dewey had allegedly partnered with InsaneEnergy to work in his tranny hooker room at Johnny's casino. Dewey's wife Tanja reportedly spends more time under Insane's desk than with her own husband.



Nostalgia
Nostalgia is a troll that feigns being a serious caller before calling Tony by the nickname Clarabelle. Tony has since called this troll Lucille in retaliation, though he seems to have forgotten this. Nostalgia is usually one of the first callers to be picked up during a show and always gets Tony off to a bad start.

Nostalgia did boycott TonyTalk with his usual filth-mouth way of talking, calling Tony Gloria instead of Clarabelle. After Tony blew up at Coach Wilson, Nostalgia gained renewed respect for Tony, returning to call him and refer to him as Clarabelle.

Tony really hates Nostalgia and usually calls him "black guy". Tony has called him the n-word out of share malice.

Tony has currently banned Nostalgia, suspecting him of being a character portrayed by Jaybo.

Fake Tonys
The Fake Tonys arrived since Tony's return from his month-long retirement during most of March 2021. These Tonys came into existence when Tony shat in his toilet so hard he ripped open the fabric of spacetime, opening a multiverse of other Tonys. Some of these Tonys are listed below:
 * Future Tony -- a Tony that can see the future (involves big dumps in the toilet)
 * Black Tony -- a black thug Tony with copious usage of the N-word
 * Tony Gagafeather -- the lovechild of Tony and Johnny Longfeather from the future.

Future Ton is the most prominent of the multiverse Tonys. For instance, Tony suspects his future self for sending Cobrajeff92 ex Nessa the erotically-charged voicemail.

Tony Gagafeather has been banned from Jeff's zoo for fucking all of the tigers.

Future Tony had boycotted TonyTalk, which means that Tony has boycotted his own show sometime in the future.

Porkchop
Porkchop the pud-pulling pug is a talking dog that began calling Tony in late June 2021. His cartoon voice, panting, horny demeanour, and whimsical singing of the virtues of pud-pulling enraged Tony, slamming Porkchop onto the ban list.

In early July 2021 Porkchop joined Grover, Banjo, and Mitch to form the private detective group Private Dicks. They travel around in a stolen Twisted Tea van solving mysteries.

Porkchop returned to boycott TonyTalk in late-August 2021. He also invites Alfonso over, who distracted Porkchop with a stick while he helped himself to Ken's anus.

Porkchop attended Ken's funeral in February 2022. Porkchop was not interested in the funeral and was there to get his dog crate back from Tony Ferrar. It is unknown if Porkchop participated in the gay dick-suck orgy that transpired during the funeral.

Porkchop returned in June 2022 but Tony immediately hung up on him as he was sick of everyone's shit.

Bruce
Bruce is a caller who runs the Bruce's Best Of channel, which hosts segments from popular radio shows like Howard Stern and Clay Douglas. Bruce is a serious caller who only wants to do an interview with TonyTalk.

Tony flip-flopped on doing the interview with Bruce. Tired of waiting, Bruce interviewed Jaybo, who revealed a peek behind-the-scenes. Tony, enraged, denounced Jaybo and Bruce. The final straw came from Bruce's desire to interview Tony's ex Anna for the real story behind their breakup.

In late-August 2021 Bruce's channel was temporarily suspended. Bruce explained that he had uploaded a viral violent video that got him suspended, but TonyTalk fans reckoned it was Tony who reported the channel. This theory was validated by Tony, who hated Bruce's use of his image, which was typically Tony's head edited into humorous images. Bruce got his account back and has since deleted all TonyTalk videos, including the aforementioned Jaybo interview.

In early September 2021 Tony finally did the promised interview with Bruce. Victims of Hurricane Ida, who were beneficiaries of charity money Bruce raised, called in but turned out to be trolls. Bruce then offered a 1% cut of the money raised: $6. This paltry pittance enraged Tony.

Coach Wilson
Coach Wilson was Tony's life coach hired in late 2021 to cope with the breakup with his ex. Wilson's annoying Gibson-like voice, distrust of Tony's fans, and emotional and financial manipulation of Tony quickly made him an enemy to the community. For instance, he spoke ill of recovering addicts, assumed from Nostalgia's tone of voice that he was a troll, and all the while shilled his services and future BlogTalkRadio show.

Wilson was scared off by a combination of DCII and Sal. Don threatened to send Clarence after him for the ol' guitar-anal shove. Sal stated that Tony broke omertà, the Mafia code of silence, and retribution would befall him. The final straw was when Wilson badmouthed Jeff, leading to Tony's glorious explosion of rage, ending this saga.

It is rumoured that Wilson is the half-brother of Johnny Longfeather. Disturbed by this revelation, Tony wanted his money back from Johnny. Surprisingly, Tony did receive all his money back from Wilson.

Coach Wilson allegedly returned in June 2022 impersonating a BlogTalkRadio employee. Tony fell for it until the caller asked for Tony's Social Security Number. The chat and Tony surmised it was Wilson calling though he denied it.

Tommy Monaghan


Tommy Monaghan is a hitman, a contract killer. He regularly calls TonyTalk to offer his thoughts and bring up his latest hits. Tony gets nervous when Timmy calls as he does not wish to become an accessory to murder. Sometimes he does the deed during the call, leading to a hasty hang-up.

Tommy found himself on Johnny's hitlist. Fortunately Tommy has enough firepower to fend for himself.

Tommy had allegedly saved Tony from Australian tranny hookers in the casino. Tony denied it as the casino is the last place he'd ever want to visit.

In the twilight episodes of TonyTalk, Tommy accepted an offer from a woman who wanted her parents taken care of so she could marry her fiance. Tommy did the dead, but her brother, a member of the Special Forces, gathered his war buddies and got his revenge. Tommy's last call in the finale was him in pain, preparing for the showdown, his last stand. Tommy survived the encounter and took the TonyTalk hiatus to recover.

Before TonyTalk went on hiatus Tony gave disturbing advice on typical costs for a hit. Tommy took Tony's advice and raised the prices of his services, which led to several of his colleagues killed and Tommy getting arrested in Mexico and needing a passport to get back home. Tony refused to pay the few hundred dollars to free his friend.

During the month-long absence of TonyTalk in mid-2022, Tony was battered by his fiancee. Tommy alleges that Tony had contacted him to discuss putting a hit out on her. Tony strongly denied this and branded Tommy a stunad son of a bitch.

When not killing for cash, Tommy is a killer at drawing. His excellent art skills are masterpieces worth framing. Plans for their use in future projects is currently in consideration.

Ron Dom Vilanti
Ron Dom Vilanti is a suave sides-hitting poon-hound from Detroit, Michigan. He often calls in asking Tony for sex advice while also providing some tidbits of his own. The sex advice he dispenses, however, disgusts Tony and makes him nervous. The subject matter get Higgins levels of repulsive.

Vilanti has proven himself to have great pipes (as opposed to the great pipe in his pants) when he sang a love ballad live on the air. Tony asked for the MP3 of the song for future use.

Nigel Blackberry
Nigel Blackberry is a creepy caller whose voice makes Tony's hair stand on end. Tony remarks that his voice sounds like a stereotypical Chinaman. Nigel is a zoophile, learning from Pastor Ken the art of animal sex, though Nigel does the thrusting. Nigel and Tony's son Tony Gagafeather found themselves banned from Jeff's zoo after they fucked his tigers.

Nigel called in during the TonyTalk finale to ask if girls like smells. A stinky fart answered that question. Tony angrily blamed Nigel, who didn't help his plea of innocence by laughing hysterically.

Big Dickie
Big Dickie is a gentleman whose name triggers Tony. He valiantly proved his brain was bigger than Tony's in the Spelling Bee episode. By winning the contest, Johnny became the co-host for all of the next show. Tony now sees Dickie as an enemy who screwed Tony over in a rigged contest.

Pastor Teal
Pastor Teal is a contemporary of Pastor Veal and is his greatest rival. At first Teal was seen by Tony as stunad, mocking Veal's use of "shooting ropes". Teal then somehow convinced Tony that a poorly-made impression of Pastor Veal desiring anal sex with Tony was actually Veal with a voice changer. Such a bizarre belief has had Tony be seen as a greater stunad than Teal.

Gay Brooklyn Luigi


Gay Brooklyn Luigi is a gay male plumber from Brooklyn, New York. He has professed his sexual attraction to Tony many times in the BTR chatroom before calling in to make his lust for Tony public. Tony does not want the sides of his rectum hit, so he has turned Luigi down.

One time Luigi pranked Tony by farting on the phone. Fate frowned on Luigi, and more than gas hit the phone. For once Tony's wish of farting callers getting shit on their phones came true.

Yukari Yakumo
Yukari Yakumo is a magical Touhou girl and a rare female caller of the show. Yakumo is born in the UK and currently lives in Japan. Tony made moves to hit her sides until she revealed she is a lesbian. She is a serious caller who doesn't troll Tony like her fellow females.

Al Green
Al Green is an irate black man with little patience for Tony's racism and ignorant commentary. Green has a distinctive manner of talking, with a deep voice who sings his words, which annoys Tony immensely. Despite not seeing eye to eye, Green offered Tony a shot at membership in his elite social club: the Shit on Dick Club. All Tony had to do was record himself fucking his fiancee in the ass and show his feces-smeared penis to the camera. Tony turned down the offer with strong words.

Blueballs the Pirate
Blueballs is a pirate that sails the seven seas, hunting for chests and booty. He takes much umbrage with Tony for stealing his wenches, smashing his ship, smuggling gold up his ass, and stranding him on a island in the Boston harbour. Blueball's growls frighten Tony and the sea shanty music annoys him.

Blueballs first appeared way back in April 2019, making this the official longest timespan between appearances at 1146 days.

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