Kent Hopper

Kent Hopper, PhD, MD, Esq, is a pastor, dean, deacon, reverend, Rabbi, captain, scout master, astronaut, and ex-member of God's Rainbow Ministry. He has since splintered off to form his own ministry: Abbas House.

Characteristics of a Kent Hopper call include his introductory "helloooooooo", reading off his titles, and his constant mispronunciations of words, which he credits to Canadian dialect.



Kent vs Kenny
In the beginning Kent was introduced as a rival to Pastor Ken, with a bitter past between them. Kent would cite Kenny's past as a student of his who often delivered him coffee. Unfortunately for Kent, Tony would often take Ken's side.

Kent has been credited for usurping Ken's flock, spreading lies and rumors about Ken, and for having bulldog teeth. Kent's credibility was further damaged by the allegations of working with Barry Schwartz, supplying his flower and pottery shop with bootleg TonyTalk merchandise and masturbation tents.

The real Kent Hopper stopped calling in mid-2018 but a fake Kent took over. Tony, with his inability to tell voices apart, immediately fell for the imposter. Thus the rivalry between Ken and Kent has continued, with TonyTalk as their battleground.

Mannerisms
Hopper's voice is unique amongst other trolls. His sentences are punctuated with pauses and spoken in a robotic monotone voice. Humorously his pronunciation leaves much to be desired: for example, he pronounces Benjamin Buford Fontaine as 'Benjahmin Boofid Fountain'. He would pronounced vagina as 'vajinna' and penis as 'pennis'.

He is also known for misusing words, such as saying that using money was 'lactating' it, and to give advice is to 'esophagate' it.

His other qualifications are sometimes called into question. Despite having a PhD he cannot work out 4781*10. He also thinks Europe is a country and South America is north of Canada. Combined with his speech impediment, it makes Tony think of him as a stunad.

Kent Hopper may appear portly but he has a red belt in Karate, Taekwondo, Muay Thai, and Cobra Kai Jiu Jitsu.

Recently


Kent has since restarted his BlogTalkRadio show Abbas House. Additionally, Kent sent Tony a sizeable donation, which has eased the friction between them. Now Tony likes Kent more than Ken; the opposite was true two years prior.

Abbas House is being trolled in the same way God's Rainbow Ministry. DCII would call in whilst receiving a blowjob from his missus, perplexing Kent.

Kent called during the Christmas 2020 special with a speech, wherein he boasts of being a lady-killer and being better than his apprentice Kenny.

In mid-April 2021 Kent accompanied DCII and BBF to investigate Ken Fishman's Easter Anal Bash. However, at the airport Kent split off from Don and Ben to seek out and bang Rosemary, Ken's estranged wife. Kent later met up with Don and Ben at Ken's sinful house party and proudly boasted of his sexual exploits with Rosemary. Tony Ferrar had allegedly paid Kent $100 to dig up Ferrar's dead sister for munging. Kent got busy exhuming the body while BBF and DCII fled the scene.

Kent got his COVID-19 vaccine. He needed five shots due to possessing a big pennus.

When Ken allegedly retired from GRM in mid-April 2021, Ben acquired GRM and gifted it to Kent. GRM is still in operations with Kent presumably in charge.

During September 2021 Kent assisted Pastor Veal in a church outreach program for the homeless. Kent said he would buy the homeless hot lunches, but when Veal left the scene Kent gave the homeless some of his 'hot lunches' for free. Veal was disgusted, Tony was disgusted, some of the homeless were disgusted, but Kent has yet to comment.