Barry Schwartz

Barry Schwartz is a homosexual Jewish caller and owner of Barry’s Flower Shop and Pottery Emporium. He is an OG BlogTalkRadio personality, calling Clay Douglas' show back in its prime.

Characteristics of Barry's calls include complaining to Tony of receive unwanted bootleg TonyTalk merchandise. When under duress, Barry would comment that he had family members who perished in the Holocaust, and that Clay Douglas called Auschwitz a "summer camp".

Barry's calls are notable for having the longest average call length for a troll that isn't a co-host or hacking.



TonyTalk merchandise
Barry's humble flower shop unexpectedly became a mecca of bootleg TonyTalk merch. Products include t-shirts with catchy phrases (e.g. "I'm with stunad"), fart-in-a-jars, pasta-scented candles, Tony-themed inflatable sex dolls (that fart when you poke its belly), squeezing vaginas with Tony's face on them, and masturbation tents.

Tony has blasted Barry for stocking the bootleg merch. Barry claimed to have thrown most of it out, but the fart-in-a-jars sold like hotcakes, and business is business. Jesco has even suggested that Tony eat different stinky foods to create new scents, which got a shouting from Tony.

To boost his business Barry enlisted Madeleine Mitten to model for the TonyTalk shirts. According to Tony she was not wearing pants in the photos. To reward her for her services Barry hit her sides and impregnated her. She thanked him by getting an abortion.

It had been theorized (or rather, lied about to discredit) that Pastor Ken Fishman was the one who sent Barry the TonyTalk merch. Ken professes that it was Kent Hopper who did it. Either way Tony was furious that someone was making money off his likeness and was not receiving a cent.

As of lately Barry has not called into the show.