Cobrajeff92



cobrajeff92, or simply Jeff, is a caller from Rochester, New York. He is one of the few callers who has affected Tony on a personal level and is thus one of Tony's worst enemies.

Personality
Jeff is cordial and understanding, though not above putting Tony in is place. It seems almost instinctual that Jeff is able to hit all the buttons that make Tony go ballistic.

History
Jeff began making trouble for Tony even before his first call. In late 2019, mounds of feces were dumped upon Tony's porch. A note was left, allegedly written by Mitch. DCII debunked the claim as he had shot Mitch with a tranquilizer gun, putting Mitch to sleep for days. Jeff soon stepped forward to take responsibility for the deed. Tony lost his mind.

What followed was an antagonistic war of words on Discord. Every show had Jeff winding Tony up with rude crude comments. Eventually Jeff called to give an apology, but the apology left Tony with a sour taste. Tony then barred Jeff from calling (not that it stopped him from calling).

When Danger Smooth returned in mid-February, Jeff called in for love advice. It was there he namedropped his lover: Agatha. It turned out she was also Tony's lover. Tony screamed, demanding who told Jeff about her, to which Jeff stated he found her on Tinder. There come another revelation: Jeff had banged Agatha. Even worse, Jeff described her place, but Tony pointed out it matched his apartment. Yep: Jeff had sex with Tony's sweetheart in Tony's kitchen.

What followed were two mediation shows, one by Jaybo and the second by Tony. Tony was determined to work out who Jeff really was as he suspected him of being a local guy. Tony had suspected Jaybo of being the source of info for Jeff, but they both protested their innocence. DCII called Tony out for being so paranoid, ultimately resulting in Don taking Jaybo's side. Predictably, Tony blamed Jeff for the terminated friendship.

In early March 2020 Jeff had great news: he was marrying Agatha and wanted Tony to sing at the wedding as Danger Smooth. Tony went ape-shit and refused to believe it. The marriage is apparently now cancelled due to Agatha getting banged by Sal in his recording studio. Jeff claimed to have given Agatha an STD and was pleased to be rid of her. This revelation has had Tony explode with furious anger.

In mid-March 2020 Jeff proposed an alliance with Tony to combat their mutual enemy: Salvatore Monella. The truce was solidified on shaky grounds as Jeff was still on Tony's shitlist. In late 2020 Jeff offered to help Ken Fishman's estranged stepson by offering him a jizz-stained wheelchair. Tony believed that Jeff had reneged on his newfound goodwill and called off the truce.

Despite Sal cucking Jeff by banging Agatha in his recording studio, Jeff had returned to Agatha, perhaps to cuck Sal by banging her behind his back.

Jeff had contracted the COVID-19 coronavirus in 2020. Even Tony dared not insult Jeff or rub it in. Thankfully Jeff pulled through.

In mid-July 2020 Jeff received a jar of Ken's semen, sent by Tony. Jeff threatened legal action, citing that sending such a toxic bio-hazard is akin to attempted murder. Tony urged Jeff to proceed with the legal case, assured he would win. Nothing came of it.

in late-August 2020 Jeff started to have second thoughts about his sexuality; Agatha had given him a rectal massage while blowing him and Jeff enjoyed it. Afterwards he went to the Alley Bar and encountered Tony there. They got drunk and agreed to come out of the closet together. An irate Tony denied any of this ever happened.

Business ventures
Jeff had adopted a tiger named Raja that lives with him in his two bedroom apartment. Tony was bewildered by this and threatened to call animal services. Jeff then opened a petting zoo to accommodate the tiger, amongst other animals. He feeds his tiger cocaine, making it crazy enough to rape the kangaroos. Tony vowed to call PETA on him. One of the tigers is gay and is named Tony, which the real Tony was displeased at.

To promote his zoo, Jeff paid Mike Buchanan $5200 for a year's worth of advertisement for his zoo on TonyTalk. All we got was a quick plug and a yelling from Tony.

In early September 2020 Jeff sold his zoo and animals for a good profit. He then invested in fart-filters for underwear that add a pleasant scent to farts. Tony did not take lightly at being offered these. Jeff sold 2.5m fart filters to Taco Bell.

In mid-September 2020 he reinvested the profits to buy an extension to Johnny's casino for handjobs. It has reportedly been his most successful business deal to date.

In mid-2021 Jeff supplemented his income by making and releasing homemade pornography on OnlyFans.

Jeff vs Jaybo
In November 2020 a dumpster nearby Jeff's workplace was covered in feces, with beer bottles and casino tokens left as a calling card. Jeff's boss forced him to clean the mess up. Jaybo and Johnny were the immediate prime suspects. Such a betrayal made Jeff switch over to Team Tony and offer his information services to him. Tony reluctantly accepted the truce, if only to take down his rivals.

The next week the dumpster was set on fire. Jeff had had enough and called Jaybo out for a back alley dumpster brawl. Tony advised against it as Jaybo is a trained fighter, but Jeff insisted. As of December 2020 the fight has not happened.

Jeff vs Tony
On Tony's first show back after his leave of absence, Jeff reached out to Tony with a job: drive to New York with a nondescript package for $10,000. Tony was tempted until he was told he can't look inside it and he must speed past all cops, which made Tony rage at Jeff.

In late-September 2020 Cobrajeff moved to Boston and inadvertently joined Tony's bocce ball team. By name-dropping a few people he clued Tony in that he is knows these personal details about him, leading Tony to call Jeff a stalker. Jeff soon left the bocce ball team so he can be with a girl he's met recently: Taylor. It turned out she was Tony's love interest as well. Upon hearing of their sexy times Tony ragequit. Tony also fumed because he was not chosen for the bocce team that year, leading to Tony putting Jeff on the banned list.

In October 2020 Jeff got a job at Minuteman Security Technologies, which happens to be Tony's old workplace. Jeff mentioned a few embarrassing stories of Tony working there, which had him steaming mad. Jeff was pressured to name his source, which was one of Tony's superiors. Tony quit the show early to go kick his ass IRL. Tony confronted the guy at his home, to which he had a weedwacker thrown at him. Now he hates Jeff more than ever.

Recently
For Thanksgiving 2020, Jeff visited Johnny Longfeather to make amends. They had a wonderful time together and all seemed forgiven. Suddenly, Johnny snapped and threw Jeff into the well in his basement and went full Buffalo Bill on him. Eventually Jeff escaped.

In early January 2021, Jeff was flown down to Miami to meet Stevie B. Jeff soon got signed onto his record label, and Jeff put in a good word for Tony. The only condition is that Tony cannot submit music under the name 'Tony G' as someone had already done so with shitty music back in the early 1990s. Tony went livid and demanded who had told him such things, suggesting Tony was the same banned 'Tony G'.

After a successful album that charted well in the Latin America charts, Jeff stepped back to be a producer. He has signed over Sal and Rico to the record label, despite Sal still being with Mike Buchanan. Their first hit was the Johnny Longfeather's Blowjob Room remix featuring Ken Fishman. As there was no need for any more fat singers, Tony was not offered a contract.

Ever since Sal launched Tough Talk with Sal there has been some division between Jeff and Sal. Jeff was not fond of Sal's way of running a show, as well as his support of Dewy. This had led to harsh words exchanged in the Discord.

During Tony's retirement from TonyTalk during March 2021, Jeff traveled to Boston to find Tony and happened to come across Tony's girlfriend, Anna. They got to talking, and then smooching, and Jeff quickly found out that for an older woman she is freaky in bed with supernatural stamina. Tony exploded in anger at this revelation and downgraded Jeff's title of Baby back down to Son of a Bitch.