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Ashley is a female caller that is known for easily startling Tony out of his wits. She is seemingly the real-life basis of Ashley Armbruster from the 90s Disney cartoon Recess.

Characteristics of Ashley's calls include her distinct child-like voice and evil laugh. Ashley usually ends her calls with demonic cackling, scaring the almost-literal shit out of Tony. She is bisexual and claims to be the official Satan of the Salamiverse. She has also called into the Inner Circle Radio aftershow, Pastor Ken's show, God's Rainbow Ministries, and also Joseph Gibson's show. Despite being the Queen of Darkness, Ashley is a complete spaz when it comes to technology, and is prone to having occasional technical difficulties with her calls.

Tony was once enamored by Ashley, as any female caller not named Madeleine Mitten was usually hit on for the sides-hitting. His efforts were shot down when she revealed that she was in a gay relationship with a girl named Gretchen. Her scary laughter terrified Tony, causing him to think that there were ghosts and ghouls in his apartment.

Outside of TonyTalk, Ashley proposed her own show called AshleyTalk, an ungodly counterpart to both TonyTalk and Pastor Ken's show. However, due to scheduling issues and drama, the show was scrapped. Ashley has since entered a business deal with Benjamin Buford Fontaine III, establishing the Armbruster Netherworld Circus, a horror-themed traveling circus that terrifies its audiences with demons, monsters, and ghouls. Ashley also operates her own ministry, Armbruster Infernal Ministries with the goal of world domination and bringing forth Hell on Earth.