Johnny Longfeather

Johnny Longfeather is an 'Indigent American' from Seymour, Indiana (home of John Cougar Mellencamp). He was a supporter of the show and friend of Tony until alcohol saw him change into the troll he is today.

Characteristics of a Johnny Longfeather call include declaring that the show sucks and that Tony is fat. A common insult others would have for Johnny are his giant teeth.



Johnny Earlyfeather
Johnny was one of Tony's first callers, and ergo one of Tony's first trolls. His method of trolling would be to read off lists, such as the WWE roster, which quickly sapped Tony's patience. Often times there would be background noises, such as cats, dogs, Canadian geese, and music. One time Johnny was at the dentist, pretending to getting his giant teeth operated on. When the sound effects finished playing Johnny commented on having to replay them, which enraged Tony.

Johnny Goodfeather
In the beginning, when TonyTalk was still fresh and new, Johnny forged a friendship with Tony. Johnny would be Tony's enforcer in the BlogTalkRadio chatroom. To prove he is the real Longfeather, he would private message Tony the password, sometimes up to 20 times a show.

There were signs of Johnny's descent. When Tony misheard Discord as 'Tits Core', Johnny phoned into the show pretending to be on TitsCore.com and giving testimony to what he was seeing. When Johnny would get snappy at Tony, Don figured it might be due to being off his meds.

Johnny Mormonfeather
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x540NiooS14&list=PLpuNrVRKPLThI8WuHdyp-M48OXBLELY2F&index=14&t=668s All was well until near Christmas of 2018. The red man's weakness for alcohol made him irritable.] Johnny had a revelation and became a Mormon. Dismayed at the restriction on alcohol consumption, he flipped out and did a heel-face-turn that shocked Tony. From then on he was a confirmed stunad and an enemy of Tony.

In early 2019 Johnny would have a segment on TonyTalk: the Mormon Minute (which usually went for around five minutes). Here he preached the values of Mormonism. This story arc was quickly canned when Tony shut him down.

Johnny Discordfeather
After BlogTalkRadio revamped the chatroom, Tony sought other venues for his fans. Discord was suggested to him. Johnny took the opportunity to launch the Salami Brigade chatroom. This upset Tony greatly as he wanted Johnny banned, despite Johnny being the owner and supreme commander.

A rumour that made the rounds is that Johnny requested verified dick pics to stay in the room. Tony was disgusted. When confronted with this rumour, Johnny clarified that the dick pics are optional.

Johnny Casinofeather
When BBF felt generous, he began work on Johnny's Indian casino and cheeseburger emporium (with facial surgery clinic) in Indiana. Tony was immensely jealous that his bitter enemy was having success handed to him undeservedly. Tony wishes that all the feathers fall out of Johnny's cap.

Upon BBF's death, however, Johnny's casino plans seemingly fell through. However, BBF was resurrected via munging and had to be hounded for the promised funds, which he eventually delivered.

Johnny's casino is a site of strange, illegal, often homoerotic activities. These include but are not limited to:
 * Frank Jalesco is the janitor
 * Alfonso was employed as a dicksucker
 * Johnny hired Tony Gaga lookalikes to give handjobs to the hotel residents
 * has illegal cockfights
 * has beautiful Native American hookers in the VIP room
 * selling drugs supplied by Jeff
 * a murder occurring in the Madmark VIP room
 * attempting to flush the aforementioned corpse down a toilet
 * wanting Ashley's demons to perform sexual acts in the VIP room
 * Johnny pissing on gyro sandwiches and serving them to customers

The casino has been expanding with the following rooms:
 * CobraJeff's handjob room
 * InsaneEnergy's tranny hooker room
 * Ashley's gender bender incel room
 * COVID room, where people with COVID-19 get free blowjobs Closed due to the 'fake virus' being over.
 * Dewy's Disco Room

Johnny Trollfeather
Nowadays Johnny occasionally calls in to mock Tony for why his show is ruined and he is fat. Whenever something topical is afloat, like Tony's shitty rental car or Tony taking too long of a break, Johnny mocks him. Tony has 'banned' Johnny but he still accepts his calls.

Johnny's teeth used to call into TonyTalk. Tony was bewildered to be receiving a call from a set of giant teeth. The imposter would poke fun at Johnny's teeth, such as using them as a billboard for his casino. Tony had a good chuckle at that.

In mid-September Johnny called in loudly masturbating to Cuties. He addressed himself as the Salami Brigade residential historian Okiefromappalachia to frame him. The stunt had no effect as Tony immediately recognized Tony and blasted him for daring to fap to that movie.

Johnny Pornfeather
Lately an imposter of Johnny Longfeather has been calling in. His motive is to paint Johnny as a gay porn star with much talent. Tony, naïvely taking the bait, assumes that Johnny has gone nuts. The real Johnny insists that it is a fraud, but Tony has yet to accept that.

In time these films went from being a joke to the real deal. Barry made his long-awaited return to complain of receiving boxes of these films. DCII and Jaybo were also bewildered to have received these DVDs, all of which star Johnny.

Johnny Longfeather's wife has called in to defend her husband as straight, not gay. Her descriptions of the heterosexual intercourse they have disgusted Tony.

Johnny Exposedfeather
In late March 2020 it was revealed by an email from Ken Fishman that Johnny is a voice actor and the one behind characters like BBF, Rico, Alfonso, hell everybody (even the female callers). It is not surprising that Tony Ferrar spearheaded the alleged research. It is likewise not surprising that Tony Gaga swallowed the narrative hook line and sinker.

DCII patiently pointed out that Johnny is no voice actor. Johnny himself called in showing off his 'talent' of voice acting, but Tony still believes Ken, despite Ken's track history of lies and shady nature. The end result was the agida making his IBS flare up.

In mid-April 2020 an email purporting to be from Johnny landed in Tony's inbox. Johnny detailed his homosexual urges and attraction to Tony. Attached was a nude selfie of Johnny. This email was read on the air. The next show Johnny phoned in to protest, but Tony believed the email, alluding to all the gay pornography Johnny allegedly starred in.

In late September 2021, good ol' Jim Ross phoned in to reveal that Johnny was intimately involved in WWE's infamous Plane Ride From Hell. Johnny allegedly wore Ric Flair's robe and spun his cock around like a helicopter in the airplane aisle. Tony's hatred for Johnny swelled upon such a revelation.

Johnny Recentlyfeather
Johnny's casino opened in Mississippi, quarantine be damned. He has also allegedly recently moved to Hollywood to star in a movie with Sylvester Stallone. Tony was outraged that Johnny of all people was succeeding, whereas he is sitting on his toilet wasting his 'talent' with idleness.

Johnny was also slated to appear in a remake of the 90s show Thunder in Paradise with Hulk Hogan and himself. Johnny has stated that he has not signed any paperwork, putting the project on hold.

Johnny's wife has recently been calling into TonyTalk. She would defend her husband from slanderous lies and praise him. Johnny would reward her with sex live on the air, much to Tony's disgust.

In early August 2020, Johnny hosted the maiden voyage of his cruise line. It was a who's who of trolls and stunads on board. Grover Washington was the captain. He was getting his balls drained by Kenneth Fishman, creating enough of a distraction for him to hit an iceberg (in the Mississippi river!). Johnny dismissed the incident as a faulty propeller and played music on the speakers as the boat sank. Tony was so furious by this he vowed to call the Coast Guard and authorities on Johnny.

As of September 2020 Johnny has been regularly calling into TonyTalk as an 'anonymous caller'. His distinct voice and habit of constantly talking shit about Tony and his show have allowed Tony to see through this thin disguise. Even Johnny is banned from calling, Tony does not hang up on Tony until Johnny says his piece.

In November 2020 Johnny got revenge on Jeff by casting a Native American spell on Jaybo to make him shit around a dumpster near Jeff's workplace. The next week, Jaybo had set the dumpster on fire. Tony called Johnny out for this stunt, to which Johnny denied involvement.

For Thanksgiving of 2020, he had dinner with Jeff to make amends. All seemed forgiven until Johnny snapped and threw Jeff into the well in his basement He then went all Buffalo Bill on him, complete with crossdressing and lowering the bucket of lotion to Jeff. Eventually Jeff escaped.

In early 2021 Rico visited Johnny's casino's blowjob room. After receiving service, Johnny chatted up Rico. A relationship quickly formed. Johnny was likely drunk as has denied the relationship. Johnny then allegedly gave a dicksuck to some other guy. Rico, heartbroken, performed a remix of one of his hit songs about the incident.

In June 2021 Johnny somehow got Tony's cellphone number and gave it out to Rico, who has since barraged Tony with abusive calls.

In August 2021, on the debut episode of Tony Gangsta, Johnny confronted Tony about the 'Johnny quotations' that Tony got sent. Johnny asserts that some are real screenshots albeit taken out of context, while the more sexual ones are imposed. Tony refused to believe that reasoning and assumes Johnny is a homosexual deviant.

In early October 2021 Johnny flew Jeff over to Indiana to fix his truck. Jeff treated Johnny like a servant. Johnny used his big teeth to open the oil filler cap and got a crock pot to collect the oil. When Jeff asked for a flashlight Johnny gave him a fleshlight, which has an anus opening rather than a pussy opening.

In mid-October 2021 Johnny was briefly arrested for attempted bribery of government officials for a hunting license. Johnny gave them VIP passes to his blowjob room but they did not accept the balls-draining.

During Tony's hiatus of November 2021, Johnny had gotten into trouble. The FBI stormed his casino in Indiana, to which Johnny blames Tony for tipping them off. Johnny bribed quite a few corrupt FBI agents to avoid an immediate arrest and fled to Mexico. Trouble transpired there too. He got into trouble with a local cartel and was forced under duress to rectally smuggle a condom full of drugs across the US-Mexico border. All was well until border agents recognised Johnny's big teeth, prompting his driver Jaybo to floor it, speeding through traffic in a chase not seen since the OJ highway chase. Johnny is currently hiding in Las Vegas.

Johnny Screenshotfeather
A common pastime is for fellow trolls is to screenshot weird things Johnny has said in the Salami Brigade discord. Not all of them are legit: some are imposed!

Examples: