Allegations against Ken



The following is an incomplete list of allegations against Kenneth Fishman:
 * lied about his family's death in a terrorist attack in Tel Aviv
 * lied about not still being married to his wife Rosemary
 * changed the means of his wife's 'death' from a bus combing to a car accident
 * sexually harassed Madeleine Mitten via text messages
 * gave Kent Hopper a coffee every morning for a decade
 * stole Kent's ministry and flock
 * shipped Tony Talk merchandise to Barry Schwartz
 * shipped masturbation tents to Frank Jalesco
 * died from horse cock penetrating his ass
 * faked his death to steal donation money for Abbas House
 * helped Joshua Higgins write and format his new X-rated Bible
 * got fired from WWF for trying to have sex with British Bulldog's bulldog
 * lied about wanting to kill Kent Hopper
 * owned & ran a porn store (actually a newsstand)
 * sent his then-infant granddaughter a dildo from this 'porn store'
 * stole someone's identity and purchased a truck
 * arrested for buying a truck with a dead friend's social security number (this is true)
 * then proceeded to have sex with the wife of the deceased friend (this is false)
 * ran two orphanages in Uganda and Pakistan out of his house in Texas
 * also ran three orphanages in Texas
 * made racial slurs to Juan.
 * called Don Cornelius II a white guy named Jay
 * sold drugs on the air on his radio show
 * insulted Tony on both his own radio show and on Tony's Show (this is true)
 * is friends with Beanie Loko, who called in a bomb threat on Tony's show
 * donated Bibles to the local homeless, and buttfucked them
 * gave a guy at an outhouse a 'bumpkin' (giving someone a BJ while they take a shit)
 * sat on the counter of his magazine shop with his dick out
 * masturbated in the parking lot of his magazine shop
 * gave a dick suck to a guy in the stolen truck whilst wearing a sombrero
 * he had sex with chickens, and sex with kittens
 * gave Rico AIDS by sucking him off
 * worked with Calvin the producer to block Kent Hooper's emails to Tony Gaga
 * worked with Calvin to get his lover Tony Ferrar a sponsorship on Tony's show
 * is a pedophile and has molested many boys
 * changed the password of his BlogTalkRadio show to lock Kent Hopper out
 * used his BlogTalkRadio money to buy alcohol, tobacco, and firearms
 * has a subscription to a pornographic magazine
 * stole sermons from Kent Hopper and other pastors
 * kidnapped a bird and made it suck his dick until it became a roadrunner
 * wanted to buy TonyTalk merchandise off Barry Schwartz to sell privately for himself
 * met up with Calvin and made Calvin suck his dick in a parking lot
 * asked the witness to this - Jose's 86 year old grandmother - to sell him some taquitos
 * then proceeded to shove two taquitos up his ass
 * invited over a hundred Mexicans to emigrate to his house but then shut them out
 * co-owned and ran a tattoo parlor in Texas, which he ran into the ground
 * steals money from friends to fund his gloryhole pleasures
 * farted and blamed it on customers at the tattoo parlor
 * smoked crack and snorted cocaine off a dead penguin's carcass
 * avoided work by having tea parties with Beanies Babies
 * only wiping half of his bum after pooping and not flushing
 * masturbated in the front row of Wrestlemania IX during Hulk Hogan's entrance music
 * had sex with his adoptive father and his [adoptive father's] domestic animals
 * masturbated in a hoodie on a school yard park bench
 * drinks pee from a champagne glass after eating poop off of silver china
 * got so drunk at a Christmas party that he pooped himself and refused to clean up the mess
 * headbutted his wife Rosemary for buying him a scarf that he did not like
 * masturbated onto a Nativity scene and said it was because "Joseph looks better covered in snow"
 * gave his friends wife a pink crucifix vibrator as a gift
 * unwrapped all the Christmas presents for all the disabled children and exclaimed: "Who wants to unwrap my boner?"
 * took the angel from the top of the Christmas tree, put it into his rectum and said "Ahhhh", with his eyes closed.
 * did not help Spencer Rice when Randy Anderson was impersonating him
 * called Joshua Higgins a pussy for not committing suicide (harsher in hindsight)
 * was very rude to Rico when he [Rico] came out as gay
 * is in a gay relationship to Tony Ferrar while still being married to his wife Rosemary
 * is not a real pastor; cannot name a single Commandment without looking it up
 * has no qualifications; his 'degree' was mail-ordered with his name on it
 * shoved Tony Ferrar's roommate's goldfish up his ass, then shoved a seagull up his roommate's ass, then shoved his roommate up his ass
 * is a racist since he laughs at racist jokes
 * molested little boys as they slept
 * took candy canes off the Christmas tree, shoved them up his ass, then inserted them in his mouth, and went back and forth
 * shoved candy canes up his ass, let them melt a bit, and then had little kids eat the candy out of his asshole
 * sucked off homeless men's dicks, including Grover Washington, on Christmas Day at the homeless shelter
 * ran a fake soup kitchen so he could serve the homeless men his cock
 * denied entry for Grover Washington to the fake soup kitchen
 * sued Tony for defamation of Tony Ferrar's character and for having their personal information be broadcast on the air
 * his step-son got shot in the ass by a black guy and spent months in a hospital. Ken never visited him nor paid for his wheelchair
 * sold Maxipads to the homeless claiming they were face masks
 * sold tampons to the homeless claiming that shoving them up their noses will prevent getting the COVID-19 coronavirus.
 * claimed to have been stationed in Israel but does not know any Hebrew
 * had a GoFundMe for his church Heaven's Gate (yes named after the cult)
 * relapsed back into alcoholism, where Tony Ferrar would rape Kenny's unconscious body while he sleeps on the couch
 * solicited his son Victor hold the cameras as he and Tony Ferrar engaged in homosexual intercourse
 * had a gay relationship with Brian, a 5 year old kid (until El Deeko saved him)
 * took a shit in a urinal and didn't wipe
 * tried to sell used condoms to a convenience store
 * scratched his taint, then scratched his asscrack, then bit his nails, and then kissed Tony Gaga on the mouth
 * at his 16th birthday party, inside the pinata was not candy but condoms and lube
 * gave Grover a balls-draining as he piloted Johnny Longfeather's casino cruise ship, distracting Grover enough to crash the ship into an iceberg in the river
 * hosted a big gay party entitled Kennypalooza at his place
 * had a 100+ men ejaculate into his helmet and drank all the collected semen
 * drove his motorcycle over a ramp over the pool at Kennypalooza
 * allowed Grover's pet raccoon Banjo to hide inside his rectum
 * banned Grover from GRM for inquiring about Banjo
 * visited the Ugandan orphanage, ate all the rice cakes, smoked and left smoke and ashes everywhere, and tried to suck the little boys' penises
 * has a swastika tattoo (and he's supposedly Jewish)
 * sent an anti-Semetic email to Pastor Veal
 * hired a hacker to take over Abbas House and sent trolls to the show
 * to survive in prison he had to join the Aryan Brotherhood. That's where he got the swastika tattoo from. He still got raped.
 * beat up an albino guy in prison. It was soon uncovered that Ken had stolen the story from the TV show Banshee.
 * lied about his duration in the US Army; six years as opposed to one year
 * intentionally injured himself so he can leave the Army after only a year
 * sent Pastor Veal an email with sickening homoerotic images, which Veal's six year old daughter saw
 * sold his soul to the Devil and became a Satanist to regain the ability to get an erection
 * contacted Tommy Monaghan, a professional hitman, to rub out Pastor Kent
 * has been playing sex games with little Timmy for three years since Timmy was seven years old
 * anally trained a thirteen year old boy
 * plays gospel songs with hidden Satanic subliminal messages in them on GRM
 * snitched on DCII and Clarence to get them arrested for dealing cocaine and prostitutes out of their Niggleribs restaurant
 * claims you can just quit any addiction
 * claims to provide counseling for couples
 * has five different Facebook accounts, all under different identities
 * cannot ride a bike, despite owning a tri bike
 * claims to have a job despite admitting he is on disability
 * ejaculates onto the slide at the local school's playground
 * played Santa's elf at his local shopping mall and tried to get kids to lick his penis (that was painted to resemble a candy-cane)
 * employed Ron Christiansen since September 2018 to sexually harass Tony
 * exchanged sexual favours with Tony to get airtime on TonyTalk for his songs
 * took Brigett (Gibson's ex-wife) to Johnny's Blowjob Room for some service
 * jerks off on camera with Dewey to watch each other cum
 * conspired with Ken and Ferrar to take down TonyTalk (failed though)
 * his Easter 2021 event: Ardash Easter Bash. Paint testicles and find which asshole is hiding the Easter eggs
 * the Easter 2021 big finale: Ken vs Ferrar vs Victor in a chicken fuck-off: first to cum while fucking their chicken wins
 * got given a new webcam and immediately gave it away to Ferrar for his online fapping sessions
 * while in the Army he held a chicken by its neck in a drawer and fucked its egg hole
 * makes his fans wait 45 minutes in Discord while he eats tacos and smokes cigarillos
 * lured Jose into his house and falsely imprisoned him and molested him
 * retired from GRM and gave the rights to BBF
 * masturbated to an obscene phone call with Joseph Gibson
 * used DCII's VISA card to buy $1060.47 in male sex toys and gay male hotline calls
 * used DCII's Mastercard card to buy $2488.33 in male sex toys and gay male hotline calls
 * attempted to sell Grover and Kent Hopper the aforementioned male sex toys
 * hoarded Bibles in his garage
 * hired four Mexican guys to fuck him to prepare him for Rico
 * paid Tommy the hitman $6500 to kill and dispose of the aforementioned Mexicans
 * sent a PowerPoint file to Pastor Veal's church for the Easter service that included a video of Ken shoving Easter eggs up his rectum
 * reported Tony's BlogTalkRadio account, getting it suspended for a week
 * sends Pastor Veal packages of his crusty pubic hair in the mail
 * had sex with a female Shetland pony at his Dicko de Mayo party
 * shove a glass bottle up his ass which shattered, resulting in him needing 45 stitches
 * accidentally started a fire that engulfed his neighbourhood from setting off his 4th of July rockets from up his ass
 * baptized people in a kiddle pool full of horse piss
 * patched over the gloryhole in the side-door to his house ever since his cancer diagonsis
 * starred in a movie called Ken Fucks Cancer where Ken beats his bladder cancer (rated M for nudity and dick-suck)
 * knocked out Tony in a bare-knuckle boxing match in a single punch and then urinated on him
 * demanded a rematch from Tony at an Embassy Suites hotel but wasn't there, getting an irate Tony removed from the premises
 * is under the protection of the Frittata Boys, a violent homosexual gang of drag queens
 * has his own pasta brand: Pasta Ken. The pasta is shaped like Ken. All proceeds from sales go towards the Frittata Boys

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