Don Cornelius II

Don Cornelius II, aka DCII, aka Donny Baby, aka Donny Sides is a bishop from Baltimore and close friend of Tony. He claims to be the son of Don Cornelius from Soul Train.



Characteristics of a DCII call include a "shalom!" greeting and common complaints about Tony farting, scratching, eating, or thinking he said something racist.

Pre-Divorce
In the beginning Don was a serious caller who phoned in to support Tony and the show. However, the divorce from his wife, putting up his with relation Goldfi$h, and Tony's seemingly lack of respect for him saw him become more troll than friend.

For a while it was theorized that Don was a white man named Jay. The source of this rumor came from Pastor Ken. However, when Don's cousin Clarence was in jail, Tony and Don met in person to visit Clarence in prison, ending that rumor.

In the early days of TonyTalk, Don would inform Tony of Jesco's whereabouts. On one occasion Tony was told of the hotel Jesco was staying at. Tony went to that hotel and loitered in the lobby for an hour, waiting for his chance to strike. He was kicked out and never doubted DCII's intel.

Don's ears are powerful enough to pick up everything on Tony's end. Often he would hear the rustling of food bags, the scratching of a belly, and farts. One time in November 2018 Don was in tears telling a personal sob story and Tony was on the toilet doing his business.

In late 2018 Don broke up with his wife Laquita, who took his dog Charles Cornelius III from him. He had to move out and settle in a dumpy motel. The decline of his life saw him become more embittered, more prone to swearing, and having less patience with Tony. He later on acquired another dog for companionship.

Mitch the Bitch


Midway through 2019 Don purchased a dog from a TonyTalk caller. What he got was Mitch the Bitch, a male Chihuahua. The dog is crazy: it smokes cigarettes, drinks Twisted Teas, drives the car, and has knocked up every female dog in the neighbourhood. Even Cesar Millan couldn't discipline Mitch.

Don has a way of controlling Mitch: shoot him with a tranquilizer gun! Because of this Don only needs to feed Mitch three times a week, which saves money. Whenever Mitch is acting up, such as ordering crates on Twisted Teas online, Don shoots with the tranq gun and puts his lights out. This act of canine pacification was what allowed Don to deduce that Mitch wasn't responsible for shitting on Tony's porch, but rather Jeff was the culprit.

In March 2020 Don pointed out that Mitch is a female (hence the 'Bitch' moniker). This has called into question Mitch's past misdeeds, such as impregnating all the local female dogs, to jacking off to dog porn.

DCII had offered Tony Mitch as he couldn't handle the bitch no mo'. Tony couldn't accept Mitch due to having cats.

In early July 2021 it was revealed Mitch had stolen a Twisted Tea van and is now the driver for the Private Dicks detective team, comprising of Grover, Banjo, and Porkshop. Together they solve crimes.

Holy Don
Being a man of the cloth, Don tends to see the good in everyone, even BBF and Jesco. One man he cannot tolerate is Pastor Ken. The mountain of alleged lies and falsehoods has depleted the respect Don had for the man, and assures that if Ken were just to come clean with the truth the animosity will cease. Ken to this day has not yet come 'clean' but by now Don doesn't care anymore.

Don is the voice of reason and can talk Tony into forgiving his foes. When Tony talks of quitting the show, Don talks him into staying for the fans. Despite the friendly exterior, getting under his skin is ill-advised. When angered Don can be fearsome; his swearing alone can trigger Tony. Ken and Jesco are usually take the brunt of his vitriol, and even Tony isn't immune to the fury.

After BBF failed to acquire TonyTalk, he reached out to Don for a business proposal. Don complied, so he and Nigglesworth set to work on opening Niggleribs, home of the finest soul food. Plans for the restaurant did appear to have ended upon BBF's demise in September 2019; however, BBF's resurrection has had Don and Nigglesworth making plans again.

DCII in 2020
For the past few years Don had been supporting Tony in any way he can... until early 2020. DCII had to put with Tony's drama, his farting and eating over the phone, but the final straw was when Tony suggested that Don was a part of a conspiracy, in cahoots with Jaybo and others to troll Tony. Offended that Tony would suspect him, Don bitterly called him out. The friendship seemed to be over, and predictably Tony blamed everyone else but himself. However, Don and Tony talked things over and are now friends again.

Their friendship was recently tested in March 2020 with Tony's usual gassy self triggered Don. A single belch was all it took to unravel the recent goodwill and reconciliation. Tony didn't even apologize to Don for the errant burp. Despite this DCII had forgiven Tony... up until Tony had a hot mic music break on the 31-03-20 show, where he took a foul evil shit live on the air. Tony believing Ken Fishman's claims that Johnny is voicing all the trolls was the cherry on top of the shit sundae. Don claims to be gone for good, but the cycle of forgiveness and farts will likely continue.

The relationship soured as Tony was dropping more N-words than usual, even in the presence of Don himself. Some of these slurs were said in private phone calls to Don. Combined with the ragu shits and farts, Don couldn't take it and joined Jaybo in isolating themselves from Tony. The curtain call transpired in the 2 Year Anniversary finale where Don threatened to send Clarence to Boston to slap sense into Tony, but Tony was steadfast in his conviction to leave the show and his old life behind.

The friendship evaporated completely once Tony returned to the show with a more racist worldview. An accidental drive through Compton saw Tony growing contempt with the blacks, lamenting that "Jesco is right". The change in Tony also saw a change in Don as he became more hood and gangsta like his cousins Clarence and Jerome; no more mister nice Don. Don and Jerome have threatened to drag Tony out of his mansion for a physical lesson in humility, cementing the betrayal.

For most of June and July Don was ill with the COVID-19 coronavirus. Prayers and well-wishes saw him recover. Don found the strength to call in and ask Tony for an apology for his racist comments, especially for calling him the N-word on his answering machine. Tony attempted to apologize but keeping saying the N-word. Don was ready to excuse Tony's increasing racism on his stupidity but he has now concluded that Tony is racist and retarded.

In mid-August 2020, Barry called as Mr. X, telling Tony to stop taking DCII's calls as he is allegedly long-winder and boring. DCII retorted that Barry is himself long-winded and boring for having the same old bootleg merchandise shtick. The next show, Mr. X apologized for being out of line. Don likewise apologized and a war was averted.

In late 2020 Don and his cousin Clarence were wrongfully imprisoned for allegedly dealing cocaine and prostitutes in Niggleribs. Jaybo bailed them out. It turns out a certain Texas pastor snitched on them. Don has vowed to exact justice. Shortly before their depature to Texas, DCII called Tony to let him know of their roadtrip. Tony then foolishly dropped the N-bomb in Don's prescence, leading to Don scheduling a detour to East Boston to teach Tony a lesson.

DCII in 2021
DCII's new restaurant DCII's Niggleribs Sexual Oasis opened in early 2021. Eat ribs and have sex, or do both at the same time if you're like Tony. Grover is keen to visit for the soul food and the balls-draining.

In early 2021 DCII had won the lottery. He sold Niggleribs and moved into a mansion in West Palm Beach, Florida. He also procured a new lady in his life. Despite living the high life of luxury, Don still makes time to call his friend Tony.

In mid-April 2021 BBF employed Don as a journalist for Fontaine Enterprises News. His first assignment was to accompany Ben and Kent Hopper and investigate Ken Fishman's Easter Anal Bash. The investigation was eye-opening and bowel-loosening. They encountered Dominguez, Ferrar sucking off a line of men, dead munged bodies, and Rico ass-fucking Ken. Don vomited over a dozen times before he and Ben fled in the hot air balloon away from the modern day Sodom and Gomorrah. However, Don is currently returning to Texas to rescue Jose from Ken's clutches.

DCII had lost his wallet at Ken's place while investigating the debauchery. Ken found it and used Don's credit card to spent $1060.47 on sex toys and gay male hotline calls. Don cancelled the credit card but it was too late: Ken had received the sex toys and was giving them out to Grover and Kent Hopper.