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Ashley is a female caller that is known for easily startling Tony out of his wits. She is seemingly the real-life basis of Ashley Armbruster from the 90s Disney cartoon Recess.

Characteristics of Ashley's calls include her distinct child-like voice and evil laugh. Ashley usually ends her calls with demonic cackling, scaring the almost-literal shit out of Tony. She is bisexual and claims to be the official Satan of the Salamiverse. She has also called into the Inner Circle Radio aftershow, Pastor Ken's show, God's Rainbow Ministries, and also Joseph Gibson's show. Tony was once enamored by Ashley, as any female caller not named Madeleine Mitten was usually hit on for the sides-hitting. His efforts were shot down when she revealed that she was in a gay relationship with a girl named Gretchen. Her scary laughter terrified Tony, causing him to think that there were ghosts and ghouls in his apartment.

Outside of TonyTalk, Ashley proposed her own show called AshleyTalk, an ungodly counterpart to both TonyTalk and Pastor Ken's show. However, due to scheduling issues, the show was scrapped before it ever saw the light of day. Ashley has since entered a business deal with Benjamin Buford Fontaine III, establishing the Armbruster Netherworld Circus, a horror-themed traveling circus that terrifies its audiences with demons, monsters, and ghouls. Ashley also operates her own ministry, Armbruster Infernal Ministries with the goal of world domination and bringing forth Hell on Earth.

Despite scaring Tony witless, Ashley was also one of the few callers who would attempt to lift Tony's spirits. However, things turned sour when an imposter Ashley began calling in and annoying Tony, endangering Tony and Ashley's friendship. Tony's newfound attitude towards his listeners, along with his racist remarks proved to be the final nails in the coffin. Now Ashley has vowed to make Tony's life on the internet a living nightmare.

Recently
Ashley is still the target of a smear campaign designed to make her out as a stunad and placed on the ban list. This fake-Ashley would call in with "HIIIIIII" and "JUST WANTED TO SAY HIIIIIII". Tony fell for the ruse despite this fake Ashley sounding nothing like the real deal. Ashley was finally able to clear her name when Tony took the time to note down her phone number (almost reading it outloud on the air in the process).