Rico

Rico Ramosito Martini is a caller and frequent troll on Tony's show, usually known for his thick Spanish accent and use of the phrase "dick suck".

Personality and Calls
Rico claims to be a man of Cuban descent, hailing from Havana, Cuba. This is shown with his thick accent and use of Spanish slang. This can also be reflected in his early calls, where a stereotypical Spanish guitar riff would start each call with him, before he would cut off the riff by saying "That's enough.". Rico claims to be able to play this guitar with his tongue, and has even claimed the ability to play the guitar upside down using his tongue.

During his early calls, Rico was initially aggressive towards Tony, claiming that Tony had stolen a woman from him, and had been lying to his listeners. Rico then vowed to take down Tony's show by any means necessary, which he would do by calling in several times a show, to which Tony would hang him up upon hearing the aforementioned guitar riff. Eventually, this constant hanging up caused Rico to become more enraged with Tony, eventually threatening and insulting him, Don Cornelius, and his cousin Clarence.

Clarence would not take too kindly to this interaction, and during a call in early September, a frantic and panicked Rico would call in, claiming someone was at his location trying to kill him. The call would be abruptly cut off with Rico screaming, and the sounds of a struggle. It would later be revealed that Clarence was arrested for sodomizing Rico with the guitar, enraged by Rico's calls to the show, putting Rico into a coma. Rico would not call for the entire month of September after this.

In October, Rico would begin calling in again, claiming the earlier Rico was a fake, and attempting to befriend Tony. Tony would fully accept this, reciprocating Rico's desire to become friends. However, during the Halloween show, an on-air dispute with Pastor Ken and the subsequent fallout would cause Rico and Tony to be at odds once again, this time with Rico calling up several times a show, repeating the word "dick suck" over and over again.

In January 2019, after the appearance of Benjamin Buford Fontaine, the two would meet after Fontaine visited Boston, sharing their desire to destroy Tony's show. This would cause Fontaine to sponsor Rico into a musical career, planning to promote him as the "All-American Cowboy Rico Martini", demanding that Tony play his songs on the air or suffer the consequences. Tony would initially refuse this, causing Fontaine to hack his show and play Rico's music, which was a cover of one of Tony's original songs, "More Than Just a Crush", renaming the cover version to "More Than Just a Dick Suck", enraging Tony.

The next month, Fontaine and Rico would have a falling out after Rico masturbated on the air while hacking into Tony's show, bringing Rico's more homosexual tendencies to light. In March, during what might have been Tony's final show, Rico came out and admitted that he was gay, with Tony expressing his frustration at Rico for not admitting it sooner. Shortly after this, Rico would hook up with another prominent gay caller, Alfonso, to which Alfonso declared the two of them BlogTalkRadio's #1 power couple, dubbing it "Alfrico".

However, the next month, the two would become separated, with Rico calling in angrily claiming Tony had been doing "dick suck" to Alfonso. He would soon after re-partner with Benjamin Buford Fontaine, resurrecting his plans to start a musical career for Rico. However, after Rico began throwing out vulgar language during a recording session, the partnership would be dissolved once again, with Fontaine becoming enraged even further with Rico's attitude. Rico and Alfonso would get back together shortly after this, and continue to provide music to Tony's show on occasion.