Grover Washington



Grover Washington is a 58 year old homeless veteran from San Antonio, Texas, who is mighty grateful of the charitable blowjobs Ken and Ferrar gave at Christmas. He is in need of another dick-suck to 'drain his balls'. Tony hosted a show dedicated to getting help for Grover, who sadly may be beyond help.

Grover has a cousin named Dexter who appears to be well-off as he has a Cadillac. Dexter had called in several times, demanding that his cousin Grover seek help from the family and not seek a balls-draining from "strange pastors who only say 'okay'".

Health
Grover is not a healthy man in any sense of the word. He has COPD, PTSD from his time served in the military, and more undiagnosed ailments.

For some odd reason Grover placed his dick on an electric train rail and almost fried it off. This has given him PTSD, which doesn't help as the homeless shelter is right by the train tracks. Grover now seeks Ken to take his new transplanted penis for a balls-draining spin.

In late February/early March 2020 Grover received another charity blowjob from Ken but had contracted the coronavirus via fellatio and ball-draining.

Grover got a semenoctomy, getting his balls drained via a milking machine. Once his penis is fully healed he'll be back for sloppy charity pleasure.

Between October 2020 and April 2021 Grover had gotten COVID-19 several more times, for a total of five times. His latest strain came from Ken's Ardash Easter Bash. Grover got his vaccine shots under fake names.

Employment
Grover has taken part time work to afford food and the payphone calls to TonyTalk and GRM.

BBF hired Grover to be the referee at the Fontaine Enterprises Championship Wrestling event. Grover ran out of the arena when the battle got too heated, enabling El Deeko to count the pin himself to win the match.

Grove participated in the recent race riots in mid-2020 and looted some good electronics. He tried to sell them to the TonyTalk community. Pastor Ken tried to rip Grover off, angering Grover, but he will still accept charity blowjobs from Ken.

Grover had been employed by Johnny Longfeather to captain his cruise ship. Grover has insisted he can only work if Pastor Ken is giving him a balls-draining as he works. This has unfortunately led to him accidentally piloting the boat into an iceberg in the Mississippi River. Grover survived the sinking.

In late-June 2021 Grover joined the Private Dicks detective team. They solve crimes. Their first case was Ken's taxes.

Banjo
Grover owned a pet raccoon named Banjo. Banjo was a military service animal given to the Grover after his military service.

In early-August 2020 Ken allegedly held a gay sex party at his place called Kennypalooza. Grover attended with Banjo for the free food and balls-draining. Banjo got frightened by the loud anal fireworks display and escaped into Ken's rectum. Ken angrily denied the everything on his show and banned Grover from GRM.

A rumour made at the time was that Banjo died of asphyxiation inside Ken's anal cavity. This myth was busted when Banjo was discovered alive at an animal hospital, covered in semen and feces. Sadly, Banjo flat-lined on the air.

On the 30th August 2020 show, Banjo's funeral was held. Ashley was allegedly at the funeral, saying "hiiiii" to everyone. Banjo only got a 20 gun salute, which angered Grover. Tony vowed to have a dedicated memorial episode to Banjo.

In 2021 Grover got another service animal: another raccoon whom he named Grover II. Grover II is a young kit he is still potty training, wearing his diaper and acting with ferocity.

Grover II is currently a member of Private Dicks, a private detective agency. Banjo's role in the team is unknown.

Recently
Grover spends his days at the Haven for Hope homeless shelter in San Antonio, Texas. He hangs around the train tracks - getting PTSD from the train reminding him off his burnt penis - so he can collect enough coins to use the pay phone to call TonyTalk and cough into the phone.

Haven for Hope has recently aired '70s era pornographic films to placate the horny homeless. Tony was curious as to who starred in it, but all Grover knew was that the actress had a pubic bush.

During the 2020 US Presidential campaign trail, Tony Ferrar paid Grover $500 to fly to Pennsylvania to vote for Joe Biden. However, Ferrar only paid for a one-way ticket, leaving Grover stranded. By the time he realized that he had already spent the rest of the money on booze and a toothbrush made of horse hair... which sounded like it was still attached to the living breathing horse.

Grover had been absent since late 2020. It had been reported that Grover had lost a leg to the 2021 Texas freeze over.

In mid-April 2021, Grover met up with Ben and Don after their investigative report on Ken's Easter Anal Bash party. They went to Johnny Longfeather's casino to attend the Blowjob Room. Despite the 'NO NIGRAS' sign outside, Don got in fine due to his connection with the casino's financier BBF. Grover, however, had to clean the entire casino before he got a free pass to get his balls drained.

In early-May 2021 Grover attended Ken's gay orgy Dicko de Mayo Culo Bash. He got his balls drained Mexican style. Shortly after he won a Laker Girls Lunch Date at Carl's Jr. He flew to California for a meal and to cop a feel.

In late-June 2021 Grover, Banjo, Mitch, and Porkchop started a private detective firm together: Private Dicks. Grover is now no longer homeless.

In March 2022 Grover's son Kanye 'Poopballs' Washington called in. Kayne said that his father went out to buy a carton of milk ten years prior and had never returned. Grover has yet to comment on the reemergence of his lost-estranged son.

During the two-month absence of April-June 2022, Grover founded a charity: The Grover Washington Charity Foundation, which teaches high-school girls how to do proper prostitution. He also opened a halfway house for women that don't go all the way.