Barry Schwartz

Barry Schwartz is a homosexual Jewish caller and owner of Barry’s Flower Shop and Pottery Emporium in St. Louis, Missouri. He is an OG BlogTalkRadio personality, calling Clay Douglas' show back in its prime.

Characteristics of Barry's calls include complaining to Tony of receive unwanted bootleg TonyTalk merchandise. When under duress, Barry would comment that he had family members who perished in the Holocaust, and that Clay Douglas called Auschwitz a "summer camp".

Barry become the first advertisement for TonyTalk. However, upon the revelation that Barry's store was stocking and selling unlicensed TonyTalk merchandise, Tony rescinded the plugging and branded Barry a stunad.

Barry's calls are notable for having the longest average call length for a troll that isn't a co-host or hacking. His call on the 2-3-19 show is the longest call so far at almost fifteen minutes.



Character
Barry is straight-foward and to the point, who tries to be nice but will inevitably snap into rudeness when pressed. He has a habit of calling Tony "TonyTalk" much like Joseph Gibson does.

He claims to have had gender reassignment surgery and then took the identity of Caitlyn Schwartz. The surgeons, however, did not remove his penis, so he got gender reassignment surgery again to go back to being a male, which he prefers.

Barry and Steve the Producer and other fans of Clay Douglas met at a restaurant in Big Spring, Texas, for a meet and greet. However, Clay Douglas did not show up. Angered, the 'homosexuals' tore up the restaurant, scaring Jose.

TonyTalk merchandise
Barry's humble flower shop unexpectedly became a mecca of bootleg TonyTalk merch. Products include t-shirts with catchy phrases (e.g. "I'm with stunad"), fart-in-a-jars, pasta-scented candles, Tony-themed inflatable sex dolls (that fart when you poke its belly), squeezing vaginas with Tony's face on them, and masturbation tents.

Tony has blasted Barry for stocking the bootleg merch. Barry claimed to have thrown most of it out, but the fart-in-a-jars sold like hotcakes, and business is business. Jesco has even suggested that Tony eat different stinky foods to create new scents, which got a shouting from Tony.

To boost his business Barry enlisted Madeleine Mitten to model for the TonyTalk shirts. According to Tony she was not wearing pants in the photos. To reward her for her services Barry hit her sides and impregnated her. She thanked him by getting an abortion.

It had been theorized (or rather, lied about to discredit) that Pastor Ken Fishman was the one who sent Barry the TonyTalk merch. Ken professes that it was Kent Hopper who did it. Either way Tony was furious that someone was making money off his likeness and was not receiving a cent.

On the 22-11-19 show, after almost a year of absence, Barry made his glorious return. His store had become almost a porn store overnight due to delivered boxes of TonyTalk-themed porn parodies, all starring Johnny Cocksucker. Tony was furious that the merch had evolved into porn. Barry watched some of it and vouched that it was indeed Tony in the porno.

Due to the COVID-19 coronavirus shutting down businesses, Barry has had to shut down his famed flower shop. Mike Hunt reached out to Barry to sell his bootleg TonyTalk merch out of Mike's gym. This includes new products like Tony sex blowup dolls that emit ragu-scented farts when the belly is pressed.