Tony's IRL People

Tony's personal friends and family members have been referenced many times on TonyTalk. Here is a list of his IRL people.

Tony's mother
Tony loved his mother and would dote on her in her twilight years. She used to listen to TonyTalk during it's early beginnings, but the foul language and obscene content had Tony bar her from listening. Hearing his mother slandered or portrayed in a negative light is a major berserk button for Tony.

Tony's mother passed away on 18th November 2018. Tony took a hiatus from TonyTalk to mourn and gather himself. His Christmas was solemn as it was his first alone. The topic of his mother is still a sore wound: Tony's infamous racial slur to a Chinese caller came about from said caller telling Tony that his mother was burning in Hell.

Tony's sister
Tony's sister is a thorn in Tony's side and one of the biggest sources of angst in his life. Her promiscuity, choice of lovers, rude attitude, and lack of respect has made her a permanent member of Tony's shitlist.

When Tony's father was nearing the end of his life, Tony's sister up and left with what is now her ex-husband. She only spent 10-15 minutes at the wake and had basically left everything on Tony and their mother. She then only returned when their mother fell ill.

Tony has stated that his sister would gladly sell Tony to China for science experiments if it resulted in a cock in every hole of hers. When Jesco claims to have banged her, Tony states that he can have her.

His sister apparently does listen to his show as she teases him about it, about specific calls and callers. This has led to Tony publicly calling out his sister on her shenanigans.

Tony's sister appears twice in an episode of TonyTalk when she stayed over to help care for their mother. In her second cameo she called Tony a stunad.

Tony's grandfather
Tony's grandfather was a WWII veteran who did some crazy things according to Tony. During the war his grandfather had a fit of psychosis and slaughtered all the chickens in a coop. It is theorized that Tony inherited this crazy vibe and will one day snap...

Tony's grandfather was also a singer and sang showtunes to entertain his fellow troops in the war. Tony inherited his pipes, or so he claims.

Father Gianni
Tony's priest in his local church. Tony initially heeded Gianni's advice, keeping the show clean of smut. Over time, however, Tony's faith waned due to Pastor Ken browsing Tits Core and for death by horse cock, and so opened the floodgate to filth.

One time someone trolled Tony with an email stating that Father Gianni was on his deathbed and asking for Tony. Tony raced to Gianni's house but found him sitting at his computer playing Solitaire, alive and well.

Father Gianni has scolded Tony for his songs' content: hitting the sides is sinful. Tony for a short while obeyed his priest's advice, starting from the 7-29-19 show. He tried in vain to make the show more godly but soon realized that the sides were too good to give up, so he went right back to singing about them.

Cadillac Joe
A local legend in Boston, known for driving his fancy cadillacs in the neighbourhood. He was a good friend of Tony and the step-father of Jaybo. Sadly he passed away. Tony has many stories of Cadillac Joe and loves sharing them.

One story involves driving around with a Christmas tree in the car around Christmas time. Joe slammed on the brakes, causing the tree to fall out nearby a down-on-her-luck woman. Joe then informed the woman that she can keep it and to have a Merry Christmas. Another story involves Cadillac Joe loudly crashing a wedding and being the life of the party.

Tony's reverence to his friend is similar to that of his mother. Any insults made about his near and dear late friend makes Tony rage hard. When Johnny Longfeather asked if Cadillac Joe was a child molester Tony explode in anger. The 5-27-19 show was the Cadillac Joe tribute show. It was met with the typical tomfoolery and chicanery Tony ought to expect.

Gloria
An ex-girlfriend of Tony prior to launching TonyTalk. Tony was head-over-heels for her, until he caught her getting dicked down by a used-car salesman in a trailer. Tony almost broke the window in rage upon discovering them. For a good while the use of the Laura Branigan song upset him, but time eventually healed that wound.

Sherry Lynn
Sherry Lynn is another woman who captured Tony's fancy. Unfortunately for Tony, her daughter Anna Marie was not fond of Uncle Sides: she threw a water bottle at Tony, hitting him on the head and drenching him. The mother-daughter pair laughed at Tony.

Despite the setback, Tony still had feelings for Sherry. When Jesco claimed to have had a threesome with them, Tony went ballistic. Eventually Tony claimed that Sherry Lynn texted him, wanting him back. Tony was apathetic to her and did not fall for the honeytrap.

Michelle
An African-American woman whom Tony knew from high school, when he was 17 and she was 12. She was Tony's first kiss (and if Jesco is to be believed, gave it to him after sucking him and his buddies off).

After a long absence she contacted them and they hit it off. This led to Jesco calling Tony a race traitor who is "fucking the chocolate lady". Tony would defend Michelle and the relationship, until he had a revelation.

Tony eventually worked out that Michelle was treating Tony like a sugar daddy. After buying her a purse and other accessories, Tony had the epiphany needed to quit the relationship. Unlike Gloria, whose betrayal was sudden and born of lust, Michelle's betray began right from the beginning. Due to this, troll attempts such as playing an excerpt of "Michelle" by The Beatles fall flat.

Despite ending the relationship sharply, Tony still has some feelings for Michelle. Jesco asked if Michelle's habit of kissing him after he cums in her mouth was a cultural thing. Tony, who was in disguise as Danger Smooth, broke character to scream at him and ragequit the show.

Agatha
Agatha was Tony's sweetheart from early 2020. He kept this one hidden: it had to take Jeff namedropping her on air to reveal her existence, to which Tony was none too happy about. Jeff claimed to have banged her, which Tony denies as she is a virgin. Despite being all about the sides-hitting, Tony had gotten cucked by his enemy.

Allegedly Jeff had met Agatha on Tinder. She told him of her boyfriend who was a slovenly slob and she sought a real man. Jeff then allegedly met up with her and banged her in Tony's kitchen. Tony states that Agatha doesn't know who Jeff is, but Jeff shared screenshots of the emails he had with Agatha on Discord. Even DCII stated he saw her on Tinder and advised Tony to "drop that hoe".

Tony did not need to drop the hoe; she dropped him for Jeff in eternal matrimony. Jeff wanted Tony to sing at their wedding as Danger Smooth. Tony didn't believe it and no doubt blew up her phone inquiring about it, driving her deeper into Jeff's loving arms.