Rico



Rico Ramosito Martini is a caller and frequent troll on Tony's show, usually known for his thick Spanish accent and use of the phrase "dick suck".

Personality
Rico claims to be a man of Cuban descent, hailing from Havana, Cuba. This is shown with his thick accent and use of Spanish slang. This can also be reflected in his early calls, where a stereotypical Spanish guitar riff would start each call with him, before he would cut off the riff by saying "That's enough.". Rico claims to be able to play this guitar with his tongue, and has even claimed the ability to play the guitar upside down using his tongue.

Rico is also fond of calling in under different names, such as 'Kevin'. He makes no attempt at disguising his voice or controlling his verbal mannerisms. Tony either plays along or immediately unmasks him.

Rico vs Tony and Don
During his early calls, Rico was initially aggressive towards Tony, claiming that Tony had stolen a woman from him, and had been lying to his listeners. Rico then vowed to take down Tony's show by any means necessary, which he would do by calling in several times a show, to which Tony would hang him up upon hearing the aforementioned guitar riff. Eventually, this constant hanging up caused Rico to become more enraged with Tony, eventually threatening and insulting him, Don Cornelius, and his cousin Clarence.

Clarence would not take too kindly to this interaction, and during a call in early September, a frantic and panicked Rico would call in, claiming someone was at his location trying to kill him. The call would be abruptly cut off with Rico screaming, and the sounds of a struggle. It would later be revealed that Clarence was arrested for sodomizing Rico with the guitar, enraged by Rico's calls to the show, putting Rico into a coma. Rico would not call for the entire month of September after this.

Rico the Friend
In October 2018, Rico would begin calling in again, claiming the earlier Rico was a fake, and attempting to befriend Tony. Tony would fully accept this, reciprocating Rico's desire to become friends. However, during a show on October 14th, an argument between Pastor Ken, Rico, Tony, KalKwen (later known as Producer Jaybo, and mispronounced as "FalKwen"), Don Cornelius and Kent Hopper would unfold, in which it was revealed Pastor Ken had previously called Rico derogatory names for Spanish people, to which Rico responded by calling Ken a pedophile.

This drama would further unfold during the Halloween show, in which Tony skipped the week between the shows due to Rico saying bad things about Tony's ill mother, and "disrespecting and lying about" Pastor Ken, demanding an apology. Starting with this show, Rico would begin trolling the show with a sound file where he would repeat the words "dick suck" over and over again, gradually irritating Tony more and more over time.

To get back at Pastor Ken, Rico became ordained by Kent Hopper and is now a pastor. Rico now has his own ministry: DS Ministry. Tony assumes it stands for 'Dick Suck Ministry' (which it probably does). This topic has barely been brought up since.

All-American Cowboy Rico Martini
In January 2019, after the appearance of Benjamin Buford Fontaine, the two would meet after Fontaine visited Boston, sharing their desire to destroy Tony's show. This would cause Fontaine to sponsor Rico's musical career, planning to promote him as the "All-American Cowboy Rico Martini", demanding that Tony play his songs on the air or suffer the consequences. Tony would initially refuse this, causing Fontaine to hack his show and play Rico's music, which was a cover of one of Tony's original songs, "More Than Just a Crush", renaming the cover version to "More Than Just a Dick Suck", enraging Tony.

The next month, Fontaine and Rico would have a falling out after Rico masturbated on the air while hacking into Tony's show, bringing Rico's more homosexual tendencies to light.

Out the closet
On the 3-10-19 show, during what might have been Tony's final show, Rico came out and admitted that he was gay, with Tony expressing his frustration at Rico for not admitting it sooner. Tony also knew Rico was in the closet; Rico would occasionally make blunders in which he implies to have a craving for penis. When BBF hacked the show, he played a stereotypically gay nightclub music track, which made Rico go "oooo".

Shortly after outing himself as gay, Rico would hook up with another prominent gay caller, Alfonso, to which Alfonso declared the two of them BlogTalkRadio's #1 power couple, dubbing it "Alfrico".

However, the next month, the two would become separated, with Rico calling in angrily claiming Tony had been doing "dick suck" to Alfonso. He would soon after re-partner with Benjamin Buford Fontaine, resurrecting his plans to start a musical career for Rico. However, after Rico began throwing out vulgar language during a recording session, the partnership would be dissolved once again, with Fontaine becoming enraged even further with Rico's attitude. Rico and Alfonso would get back together shortly after this, and continue to provide music to Tony's show on occasion.

Soon after their rebound, Rico and Alfonso broke up again. Alfonso soon found love with Joseph Gibson, which made Rico jealous. Rico tried in vain to convince Tony that he was actually straight but he couldn't maintain the mirage.

Currently Rico is looking for a kindred soul to make music with and to perform dick-suck on. He seemed to have found a kindred spirit in Andy. Despite professing to being straight, he has performed docking and cock-sword fights on Andy. Tony is not sold on the idea that Rico is hetero.

El Deeko
In early 2020 a superhero has emerged: El Deeko! Despite sharing Rico's voice and his preference to dick-suck, no one except Tony knows it is Rico. With Señor Arriba by his side, he is summoned by the Dick Signal to fight crime. His current mission to rescue Ken Fishman from the clammy clutches of Tony Ferrar.

Tony refuses to believe that El Deeko is real. Jaybo and BBF have both testified to seeing the Dick Signal light up the Boston night sky. Internet Friend in the BTR chatroom has said that El Deeko saved his life and resuscitated him by blowing him. Tony ignorantly trashes all eye-witness accounts and denounces El Deeko for being Rico and for wasting his time. For El Deeko, the only wasted time is time not sucking dick.

In March 2020, BBF launched Fontaine Enterprises Championship Wrestling. Rico faced off against Ken in a Naked Cage match; no clothes, first to climb outside the ring wins, with Grover Washington as guest referee. Rico ran off, BBF ran in and assaulted Ken, Grover ran off, but then El Deeko descended from the rafts like Sting and slammed Ken and counted his pin by himself for the win. After winning, he called Tony, saying "choo choo choo dick suck suck suck", reminding Tony it will soon be Friday the 13th.

In April 2020 Count Cockula emerged his slumber with a taste for cock. El Deeko flashed the Dick Signal, which sent Count Cockula running back to his crypt. El Deeko was disappointed as his bait - a basket full of dicks - was going to waste. Needless to say the dicks did not go to waste.

Recently
Rico has been signed on as Tony Talk Records' first singer (after Alfonso pulled out). Rico's songs failed to impress Tony with topics of dick suck and ball touch.

Poor and destitute, Rico turned to odd jobs for money. Joseph Gibson offered to give Rico a gummy blowjob for money, which he entertained before declining. His most disturbing job posting was to babysit. He would rest his penis between the child's buttcheeks. Tony was thoroughly disturbed.

Rico became furious after he learnt of the allegation that Ken gave Tony a dicksuck in exchange for airtime for his songs. Rico returned to his Cuban guitar playing and threats of violence.

In early 2021 Rico went to Johnny's casino to visit the blowjob room. There he struck up a friendship with Johnny and from there things snowballed into a relationship. Johnny must have been drunk as he had denied the relationship. Rico then spotted Johnny giving dicksuck in the blowjob room to some other guy. This broke Rico's heart. Rico then rewrote his famed Cry Me a River cover to voice his displeasure about the breakup.

Rico attended Ken Fishman's 2021 Easter Bash and ass-fucked Kenny. Ken was drunk and willfully accepted Rico inside him.

In June 2021 Johnny gave Rico Tony's cellphone number. Rico has since called Tony every hour on the hour with abusive calls. Tony keeps blocking Rico's numbers but Rico skillfully circumvents the blocks.

Rico allegedly anally penetrated Tony in honour of Joshua Higgins.

In January 2022 Rico announced that he and Alfonso are back together again. They thank Phil's instructional video on how to jerk off on Skype for rekindling their relationship.

Rico attended Ken's funeral and shared his treasured memory of Ken: ass-fucking him to put him in his place. Rico declared he would not miss Ken at all. Later on Alfonso got a dick-suck from Tony Ferrar and Count Cockula.

Rico showed up in the 08-02-22 Discord voice chat session. Tony exploded and vowed to physically hurt Rico. Tony almost got his wish when he was told Rico was waiting outside his apartment. Tony left his computer, packed his mace and brass knuckles (which are illegal to possess in Massachusetts), and searched for Rico to no avail.

Rico is currently the secretary and treasurer of God's Rainbow Ministries. He has also begun visiting Pastor Veal's ministry, though he uses the confession booth as a place to host orgies.