Alfonso



Alfonso Clittaro is a homosexual fan of TonyTalk who began calling the show in early 2019. Ever since then he has remained a focal point for all things gay on the show.

Characteristics of Alfonso's calls include his gruff voice caused by his smoking habits, and for calling everyone, especially Tony, his "DAHLING". Another vocalization is OMNOMNOMNOM, which usually sets the chatroom off, to Tony's dismay. He also has a fondness for people's testicles ("how's your balls?") and for creating hashtags.

Although Alfonso claimed to have quit smoking, stress has him smoking like a chimney. When he broke up with Rico he would usually smoke a dozen packs a day, up to seventeen.

For a time Alfonso had a segment on the show titled "Lovefonso". This segment was similar to Thom's in which he gave love-making advice to homosexual men. It was canned after two segments; Tony couldn't handle the throat-farting revulsion.

Alfonso works as a DJ at the Alley Bar under the name DJ Horsecock. According to Thom, Alfonso would scratch the record with his giant penis. Tony shuddered at the imagery.

Relationships
Alfonso started off his TonyTalk career by thanking Tony for the rough gay sex that had. Tony would protest his innocence and almost banned Alfonso from the show. Alfonso would back off Tony once Rico came out of the closet, and a match made was in Heaven.

The relationship of Rico and Alfonso was a rocky one. Alfonso would cry about Rico being abusive and for putting his music career with BBF before him. Their on-off relationship finally ended around mid-late 2019.

It wasn't long before Alfonso found love again. At BBF's funeral in September 2019, Alfonso met Joseph Gibson at the fountain. After some talking they got to banging, and his heart was healed. Whenever Gibson would getting uppity in Tony's chat or on the air, Alfonso would tell Gibson to do the dishes or give him a dick-suck.

Despite settling down with Gibson, Alfonso's ravenous sexual appetite has seen him flock to other men. He flew to China to give Willy Wong sex for long time, only to discover that Willy is straight again. He also has had sex with multiple men in the bathrooms at the Alley Bar, especially if they are fans of him as DJ Horsecock. In early 2020 however, Doug had stolen Gibson from Alfonso. Alfonso wasn't too upset as Gibson is a bottom-bitch who is to be treated like how Tony Ferrar treats Ken Fishman.

In September 2020 is was officially revealed the Alfonso and Barry are officially a couple. They will spend 2020 travelling for Alfonso's career as DJ Horsecock, with Barry hawking off bootleg TonyTalk merchandise at each venue. An upcoming event they have planned and are co-hosting is the 2021 Flower Plower Manpile Extravaganza at the Hotel Settles, scheduled for March 21st 2021. Tony refused an offer to join, insulted that he be thought of as gay. Due to Alfonso's new association with banned caller Barry, Alfonso is now on the TonyTalk ban list.

However, in November 2020, Alfonso went to the dark side and became, in his own words, an "angry evil faggot". He stole everything from Barry's flower shop and sold everything on Craigslist, leaving Barry destitute. The reason for this heart-breaking betrayal is so far unknown.

Recently
Alfonso is currently enjoying being single as it means to he can get down and dirty with many dicks without being committed to just the one. He is still DJ Horsecock at the Alley Bay.

BBF launched the Fontaine Enterprises Championship Wrestling event in March 2020. Alfonso battled Tony Ferrar in a Used Condoms match: the first wrestler to slam their opponent onto a pile of HIV-infected used condoms is the winner. Alfonso boasted that he will lift Ferrar high in the air with his huge cock and slam him on the filthy cum-catchers, but he won't pin Ferrar as he doesn't want bodily contact with him. Alfonso did indeed win the match, presumably with aid from his horse cock.

In mid-April 2020 Alfonso launched a new segment on TonyTalk: Sleepfonso. To aid with Tony's stress, Alfonso played soothing music and gave meditative breathing and imagery, which was too homoerotic for Tony's liking.

When Tony began his record label, Alfonso was the first singer to be signed on. Tony didn't like the song but it was a gesture at Mike Buchanan. In an awkward call, Alfonso exclaimed he thought he was signing onto Mike Buchanan's record label. Tony's clientele dropped from one to zero in a single night.

Alfonso was to possibly host or co-host the 2 Year Anniversary show but he did not even call in.

Alfonso has apparently been hired by Johnny Longfeather to give dick-sucks to residents staying at the Longfeather Casino hotel rooms. It will only be a matter of time before he and Rico cross paths.

Ever since turning evil in November 2020, Alfonso has done some reprehensible deeds. One time he emptied a Coca Cola bottle and replaced the contents with Pepsi. Even Tony saw that as messed up.

2021 will be a busy year for Alfonso as he will be starting his PheNOMeNOM Tour; weeks of travelling and dick-sucking across the United States. He started his tour at Johnny's casino as a VIP in the coveted Blowjob Room.

Alfonso returned to TonyTalk bringing back Sleepfonso. The loud sensual music and accusations of sexual intercourse with him greatly upset Tony.

In the Jaybo apology show of late-September 2021, Jeff called in with a serious call seeking advice, no BS, no skit, just a downtrodden man wanting help. Tony's stuttering and murmuring was of little help, so Alfonso hacked the show, taking over to help Jeff in his time of need. From there Alfonso continued hosting the show, briefly unmuting Tony at times to allow his high-pitched screaming to bleed through in short bursts.

Alfonso has been allowed to forcibly co-host TonyTalk during late-2021 due to BBF buying out BlogTalkRadio and giving Alfonso access to Tony's BTR control panel. Alfonso has plans to rename the show to BlogCockRadio, a change which disturbed BBF and briefly made him reconsider giving Alfonso the keys to TonyTalk.

In January 2022 Alfonso announced that he and Rico are back together again. They thank Phil's instructional video on the art of jacking off on Skype for invigorating their dormant relationship.

Alfonso attended Ken's funeral and shared a treasured memory of Ken: smelling Ken's farts that smelled of dog food. Tony couldn't help but cackle at that. Later on Alfonso got a dick-suck from Tony Ferrar and Count Cockula.