Willy Wong

Willy Wong, also known as WW2, is a transgender from the People's Republic of China. Xer was born and raised in Wuxi, Jiangsu province in 1995. Xer refers to his hometown as "Wong Island." Willy has no known ties to the Chinese Communist Party.

Characteristics of a Willy Wong call include a nervous stuttering voice in a pained tone and asking for help. He will also advertise his sex services on the show, despite Tony's rule on no prostitution allowed.



Willy x Maddy
Willy is on the run from ICE for being an undocumented illegal immigrant. To evade them he has had to take drastic action: he began a relationship with Madeleine Mitton. It was of mutual benefit: he would get citizenship through marriage, and she would get children. The relationship would not last long. Maddy's fondness for inserting vodka-soaked tampons inside her vagina ended up killing the unborn twins, Wu and Fu. Appalled by the death of his unborn children, Willy fled.

This combination of demons drove Willy to proceed with a gender reassignment surgery. The result is what Willy refers to as xer's purple hole. Tony is very confused and bedazzled by a purple hole.

Prostitution
To get by with funds, Willy would sell the services of his body: the brown hole and the new 'purple hole'. When demand for the purple hole see him travel to Texas, he was stranded there. Naturally he blamed Texas-native Pastor Ken for abandoning him.

As of 2019, Wong continues to work as a transgender prostitute around the globe. Known work locations are notoriously dangerous prompting Tony's increasing concern for Wong's health. Wong has been known to call in from the following Asia and North American cities: Wuxi (PRC), Mong La (Myanmar), Pyongyang (DPRK), Hamilton (Canada), Havana (Cuba) and Boston (USA).

For a long while Willy fell off the map, but in late 2019 he returned with dark news. Demand for his purple hole saw him flying to Italy. Swiftly he got deported to Sweden, where he encountered Greta Thunberg. Greta's advice of eating children to save Mother Nature disturbed Willy, as well as Tony.

Willy Wong is not to be confused with Don Cornelius II's cousin, Willy from Des Moines.

Recently
Willy Wong is back in China and no longer engaging in prostitution. Now he is selling his organs and the Uyghurs' organs to the Chinese government. He is hoping that his purple hole will recover.

Willy's friendship with Tony was fractured by the infamous utterance of the 'chink' word. Willy played the audio clip on the air, shocking Tony and re-traumatizing his fans. Tony apologized profusely but Willy seemed unconvinced. Willy hired Jesco as an English tutor, who taught him some racial slurs. Willy asked for Tony to define some of them.

Tragedy has struck Willy: he caught the Wuhan coronavirus from eating snake penis. He pleaded Tony not to quit his show, but Tony was adamant on leaving. Willy fare-welled his friend, his fate undetermined.

In May 2020 Willy returned after an absence with grave news: the Chinese government was trying to blackmail him into admitting he caused the Wuhan coronavirus. He wants Tony to get Trump to save him. Tony, being his usual unhelpful self, did not lift a finger to save his friend.

In July 2020 Willy Wong was hired by Nigglesworth for some fun. Willy was paid $5 to lick and bang Nigel's brown hole. Tony was disgusted by this fact. In the same call Willy inquired about Tony's racism to Asians, playing the infamous soundbite of Tony saying chink. Tony hastily ended the call and insisted the clip was a splice made by a hacker of sorts. No one was convinced.

In September 2020 Willy joined Antifa in Portland, Oregan, to protest "the orange man". Willy sold his purple hole to the revolutionaries there. He had called TonyTalk during a shootout, startling and worrying Tony.

After that stint Willy traveled to Russia, training MMA for the UFC heavyweight belt. Being 4'3 and 73lb, he asked Tony how to gain 160lb in one week. Despite being the king of gaining weight, Tony surmised it was an impossible task. In the end Willy said he will quit UFC and return home.

In October 2020 Willy flew to Dubai for the UFC Fight Night. On the plane he had sex with the UFC competitors. Once in Dubai he sold his purple hole to the rich residents there. Tony was concerned that Willy's short lightweight frame would make him mincemeat in a fight. Willy agreed and vowed to really return home.

Willy returned in late March 2021 with good news: he was back in school and was a member of the Wu Tang Church. Willy wants Tony to open a Wu Tang church in Boston, to spread the good word of the purple hole.

Willy came back in September 2021 with another update: he had recently opened a bakery in Long Island, New York, named Kike Cakes. Jesco came up with the name. Tony was aghast at the audacity, but Willy says business is booming due to the customer base being Neo-Nazis.

In May 2023 Willy returned after a long hiatus to announce he had gotten into boxing. He bulked up from 80 lbs to 245 lbs, however he wants cut down to 230 lbs for his bout with Jon Jones. At 4'11 he has a BMI of 49.5. Tony allegedly instructed Willy to call Jones the n-word to his face.