Alfonso

Alfonso Clittaro is a homosexual fan of TonyTalk who began calling the show in early 2019. Ever since then he has remained a focal point for all things gay on the show.

Characteristics of Alfonso's calls include his gruff voice caused by his smoking habits, and for calling everyone, especially Tony, his "DAHLING". Another vocalization is OMNOMNOMNOM, which usually sets the chatroom off, to Tony's dismay. He also has a fondness for people's testicles ("how's your balls?") and for creating hashtags.

Although Alfonso claimed to have quit smoking, stress has him smoking like a chimney. When he broke up with Rico he would usually smoke a dozen packs a day, up to seventeen.

Alfonoso started off his TonyTalk career by thanking Tony for the rough gay sex that had. Tony would protest his innocence and almost banned Alfonso from the show. Alfonso would back off Tony once Rico came out of the closet, and a match made was in Heaven.

The relationship of Rico and Alfonso was a rocky one. Alfonso would cry about Rico being abusive and for putting his music career with BBF before him. Their on-off relationship finally ended around mid-late 2019.

It wasn't long before Alfonso found love again. At BBF's funeral in September 2019, Alfonso met Joseph Gibsonn at the fountain. After some talking they got to banging, and his heart was healed. Whenever Gibson would getting uppity in Tony's chat or on the air, Alfonso would tell Gibson to do the dishes or give him a dick-suck.

For a time Alfonso had a segment on the show titled "Lovefonso". This segment was similar to Thom's in which he gave love-making advice to homosexual men. It was canned after two segments; Tony couldn't handle the throat-farting revulsion.

Alfonso works as a DJ at the Alley Bar under the name DJ Horsecock. According to Thom, Alfonso would scratch the record with his giant penis. Tony shuddered at the imagery.