Madeleine Mitton

Madeleine Mitten is a sex-crazed Canadian woman who loves sex and having abortions (it's free in Canada).

Characteristics of a Madeleine Mitten call include her being in a hot tub, wanting sex, wanting to do explicit sex acts with Tony, and wanting contact information of Tony's callers.



Perversion
Usually Tony would swoon over lady callers, wanting to hit their sides. After her debut call, Tony saw her as an insane biohazard. Later on he received images of her when she wore TonyTalk shirts when modelling for Barry Schwartz. She allegedly wasn't wearing pants in the photos.

All manner of sexual perversion has been offered to Tony. From candle wax dripped onto her hairy nipples, to shoving vodka-soaked tampons inside her, and to the dreaded 'Alaskan pipeline'. All of these plus more have conjured a revulsion within Tony. He sighs whenever she calls in and often remarks that his night just went from bad to worse.

One time in late 2018, when the truth about Pastor Ken was being revealed, Madeleine called in as Ken's estranged wife Rosemary. Tony fell for it the first time but not the second; he deduced that it was Madeleine and booted her off the show.

Despite being a female she would often party hard at the Alley Bar. Thom spoke highly of her skills. Her coup de grâce was sucking up the semen that Thom, Them, Willy Wong, and others spurted onto the toilet seat. Tony almost vomited.

Maddy the traveler
Madeleine gets around a lot, and not just in the bedroom. She tends to call in from different locations. Maddy is so abhorrent that Tony has declared that wherever she goes it becomes tainted and he can't go there. She has called from Canada, Texas, Honolulu, and Boston, which is amusing as Tony lives there.

Whenever Tony is feeling down, she offers her body to cheer him up. In early 2019 when Tony was hospitalized after getting in a fender bender, Maddy offered to visit him and give him dicksuck. When Tony broke up with Michelle, Maddy offered to be his rebound. Tony shot down all her advances.

One thing Madeleine wants to do is to join the Mile High Club on a JetBlue plane with Tony. Tony exploded at her instead.

Abortion fetish
By Maddy's estimate she has had over 20 abortions thus far. Tony was taken aback: "you aborted a whole baseball team!". Mitten still hungers for more abortions, and she sees Tony as the golden trophy to snag.

In late 2018 Madeleine wanted to settle down. At the same time, Willy Wong sought citizenship. The mutual-benefit relationship saw their impending marriage. Tony was even going to the christening. Madeleine was carrying Willy's unborn twins, Wu and Fu. Sadly, Maddy's lust for vodka-soaked tampons killed the unborn babies. Willy ran away in shock, whereas Maddy simply shrugged and went right back to prowling for more semen.

In early 2019, Maddy had big news: Barry Schwartz had knocked her up! Before any baby showers could be planned she had an abortion.

Maddy recently
Her number two target, after Tony, is Joseph Gibson. Gibson, however, is allegedly taken by Alfonso. There hasn't been much talk of this love triangle on the show, so perhaps Maddy has backed off for single meat.

Along with Jesco White, Madeleine Mitten is one of the greatest sources of stress for Tony. She can ruin his night effortlessly. The mental images she can cast on Tony makes him physically sick and gagging. She's not going to stop until she gets Tony to hit her sides.