User:Matt Dante/Prototype articles

Here are some potential pages in the making.

Tony's vocabulary
Tony's dialect and use of language make him unique among other BTR hosts. His Italian heritage, coupled with his insistence on using clean language, has lead to some interesting word use.


 * Stunad: Stunad is Italian slang for a crazy or stupid person, with Tony often referring to the latter. Everyone that angers him will be deemed a stunad. The word has been used on him on occasions. Jesco has called Tony a stunad when mocking his Italian phrases. Tony's sister also called Tony a stunad when his yelling upset their mother.


 * Agida: Agida is Italian slang for heartache or indigestion, but can refer to being stressed. Tony used this word a lot more often in the early days of TonyTalk, where he had a deeper voice and spoke Italian more often.


 * OH!: This is a typical Italian reaction to something surprising or shocking. This has been parroted by fans in the chat, confusing Tony. Trolls such as Jesco and Johnny Longfeather mimic Tony with "OH!", getting an "OH!" back.


 * Son of a bitch!: a typical curse hurled at a troll, even if they are female. Kent Hopper retaliates against this curse by calling Tony a "bitch of a son", which confuses and angers Tony.

Tony's beliefs

 * Religion: Tony is a Catholic but he has had his doubts. Tony frowns upon the Catholic interpretation of God as a fearful deity and not as loving and forgiving as he prefers. Tony is a supporter of divorce, treating 'death of feelings' to be good enough. His acceptance of gays and premarital sex had him at odds with his pastor, Father Giani. As a result he attended church less and was more open to sides-hitting. His faith was further shaken upon the revelation of Pastor Ken browsing 'Tits Core' and his death by horse cock penetration. When Tony's mother passed away in late November 2018, Tony's conscious returned to his religious roots. After a long talk with Father Giani he made TonyTalk more godly, with a tighter restriction on swearing and less tolerance for smut. However, Tony revoked his renewed faith in favour of hitting the sides.


 * The Mafia: The Mafia is a highly organized Italian-American criminal organization. Tony believes that the Mafia or the Mob is an invention of Hollywood. Any time La Cosa Nostra is brought up, usually by Don Luigi or Jesco, Tony would adamantly deny its existence. However, much like with his car model, he has let slip of his actual belief that it does indeed exists. One example is him citing his Bocce Ball friends as being men who would 'ice' people. Tony adores the show The Sopranos; in fact, his catchphrase "what do you hear, what do you say" comes from Paulie Walnuts. Furthermore, Tony knows that the average Mafia hit cost $50k, though he professes he only knows of this from movies.


 * Politics: Tony is politically homeless as he does not side with any political party. He sees Donald Trump as a stunad but he also saw Hillary Clinton as a stunad too and thus refused to vote for either one in the 2016 presidential election. For the most part Tony is apolitical and does not care about politics.


 * Sex: when it comes to sex, Tony professes to be a seasoned veteran with much to share. His preferred style of penetration is slow and hitting the sides of the vaginal walls. In his eyes you are not to bang like a jackhammer, or like "a rabbit getting fucked". Jesco has thanked Tony for the sides-hitting technique, but ruined the moment by claiming to have tested it out on Sherry Lynn and her daughter Anna Marie.

Tony's bad hearing

 * interpreted Discord as 'Tits Core' (not helped by Johnny Longfeather pretending to browse 'Tits Core' on the air)
 * interprets most sound effects as farts.
 * falls for every impersonation, from Pastor Ken to Johnny Longfeather to Hulk Hogan.
 * can't tell a seal and a donkey apart.
 * can't tell a cow and an exorcism apart.
 * during Jesco's argument with Joseph Gibson, Jesco mentions he watches hentai, which is anime porn. Tony misheard and interpreted it as Jesco watching a porn-star named Annie Mae.
 * misheard BDSM as 'PDSM' and thought it is a restaurant.
 * could not tell that BBF called in with an Indian accent.
 * could not recognize Johnny Longfeather and Jesco when they called in multiple times a night (though he can recognize Doug).
 * misheard 'Satan' as 'semen' and accidentally suggested he can't tell the difference between them.
 * can't tell the real Ken Fishman and Tony Ferrar apart from the fakes.
 * thought a simp was a "sheep pimp".
 * thought he could recognise Johnny Longfeather in the obviously female voices of Madeleine Mitten and Gina.
 * thought 'twats' was an electrical thing.
 * misheard 'taint' as a tank.
 * misheard a drive-by shooting while getting fellatio to getting a blowjob from a dead woman.
 * thought Doug calling in as Pastor Teal was actually Pastor Veal.
 * can't tell Rico and Cholo apart, insinuating all Hispanics sound alike.

Tony and IBS
Tony has Irritable Bowel Syndrome that regularly flares when stressed. Considering the sheer number of triggers for Tony's IBS, things are bound to get foul. It is not uncommon to hear Tony doing the show from his toilet, doing toilet business. Tony always excuses his emissions, saying it wasn't him.

DCII has noted a disturbing trend: he is the most frequent victim to Tony's farts, pisses, and shits. TonysToilet came into existence because Tony kept filling him with crap on the air. Gina has stated that Tony's after-sex farts are very offputting. Tony's farts are laced with the COVID-19 coronavirus, as Father Gianni and Father Chianti found out.

Despite Jaybo putting Tony on the ketogenic diet and Jesco suggesting a vegan diet, Tony still has loose ragu-filled bowels. Rather taking fan suggestions to take a break from the show, Tony soldiers on, putting his toilet to an early grave.

Tony and drugs
Cigarettes: Tony is disgusted by cigarettes; the very scent of them makes him nauseous and angry. Dealing with his neighbours smoking while hosting a show is an occasional act Tony has to do. His neighbours would often smoke and leave the cigarettes butts on his porch to troll him. Tony's disgust for cigarettes waned once he got to Hollywood and tried the expensive Treasurer Aluminum Black cigarettes; $65 a pack! When Tony moved back to Boston he revealed that he always hated smoking and only did it to keep up appearances.

Alcohol: Tony is an occasional drinker, typically only when socializing, picking up women at bars and such. Sometimes the antics on TonyTalk, such as Jesco's shenanigans, would drive him to drink. He would typically drink Italian wine. When he moved to Hollywood he enjoyed the good stuff: Remy Martin Black Pearl Loius XIII. It's over $10,000 a bottle! Then there is the Valentine's Day 2021 show where Tony got so depressed from lack of pussy that he got shitfaced drunk. Jaybo forcibly logged into BlogTalkRadio and mercifully end the show to spare Tony's dignity.