Cobrajeff92



cobrajeff92, or simply Jeff, is a caller from Rochester, New York. He is one of the few callers who has affected Tony on a personal level and is thus one of Tony's worst enemies.

Personality
Jeff is cordial and understanding, though not above putting Tony in is place. It seems almost instinctual that Jeff is able to hit all the buttons that make Tony go ballistic.

History
Jeff began making trouble for Tony even before his first call. In late 2019, mounds of feces were dumped upon Tony's porch. A note was left, allegedly written by Mitch. DCII debunked the claim as he had shot Mitch with a tranquilizer gun, putting Mitch to sleep for days. Jeff soon stepped forward to take responsibility for the deed. Tony lost his mind.

What followed was an antagonistic war of words on Discord. Every show had Jeff winding Tony up with rude crude comments. Eventually Jeff called to give an apology, but the apology left Tony with a sour taste. Tony then barred Jeff from calling (not that it stopped him from calling).

When Danger Smooth returned in mid-February, Jeff called in for love advice. It was there he namedropped his lover: Agatha. It turned out she was also Tony's lover. Tony screamed, demanding who told Jeff about her, to which Jeff stated he found her on Tinder. There come another revelation: Jeff had banged Agatha. Even worse, Jeff described her place, but Tony pointed out it matched his apartment. Yep: Jeff had sex with Tony's sweetheart in Tony's kitchen.

What followed were two mediation shows, one by Jaybo and the second by Tony. Tony was determined to work out who Jeff really was as he suspected him of being a local guy. Tony had suspected Jaybo of being the source of info for Jeff, but they both protested their innocence. DCII called Tony out for being so paranoid, ultimately resulting in Don taking Jaybo's side. Predictably, Tony blamed Jeff for the terminated friendship.

In early March 2020 Jeff had great news: he was marrying Agatha and wanted Tony to sing at the wedding as Danger Smooth. Tony went ape-shit and refused to believe it. The marriage is apparently now cancelled due to Agatha getting banged by Sal in his recording studio. Jeff claimed to have given Agatha an STD and was pleased to be rid of her. This revelation has had Tony explode with furious anger.

In mid-March 2020 Jeff proposed an alliance with Tony to combat their mutual enemy: Sal Monella. The truce was solidified on shaky grounds as Jeff was still on Tony's shitlist. In late 2020 Jeff offered to help Ken Fishman's estranged stepson by offering him a jizz-stained wheelchair. Tony believed that Jeff had reneged on his newfound goodwill and called off the truce.

Despite Sal cucking Jeff by banging Agatha in his recording studio, Jeff had returned to Agatha, perhaps to cuck Sal by banging her behind his back.

Recently
Jeff had recently contracted the COVID-19 coronavirus. Even Tony dared not insult Jeff or rub it in. Our thoughts and prayers go out to Jeff on a speedy recovery. Thankfully it appears Jeff is on the mend and will pull through.

Jeff had adopted a tiger named Raja that lives with him in his two bedroom apartment. Tony was bewildered by this and threatened to call animal services. Jeff then opened a petting zoo to accommodate the tiger, amongst other animals. He feeds his tiger cocaine, making it crazy enough to rape the kangaroos. Tony vows to call PETA on him. One of the tigers is gay and is named Tony, which the real Tony was displeased at.

To promote his zoo, Jeff paid Mike Buchanan $5200 for a year's worth of advertisement for his zoo on TonyTalk. All we got was a quick plug and a yelling from Tony.

Such deeds have elevated cobrajeff92 to Jesco levels of infamy. Tony has threatened violence to Jeff. Currently Jeff is on the list of the Js: Jesco, Johnny, Jaybo, Joshua, and now Jeff.

On Tony's first show back after his leave of absence, Jeff reached out to Tony with a job: drive to New York with a nondescript package for $10,000. Tony was tempted until he was told he can't look inside it and he must speed past all cops.

In mid-July 2020 Jeff received a jar of Ken's semen, sent by Tony. Jeff threatened legal action, citing that sending such a toxic biohazard is akin to attempted murder. Tony urged Jeff to proceed with the legal case, assured he would win.

in late-August 2020 Jeff started to have second thoughts about his sexuality; Agatha had given him a rectal massage while blowing him and Jeff enjoyed it. Afterwards he went to the Alley Bar and encountered Tony there. They got drunk and agreed to come out of the closet together. An irate Tony denied any of this ever happened.